“If you can’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?” - RuPaul - - - - - - - - - - - “if by a "Liberal" they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people -- their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties -- someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a "Liberal," then I'm proud to say I'm a "Liberal.” - John F. Kennedy - - - - - - - - - - - - “Imagine finding someone you love more than anything in the world, who you would risk your life for but couldn’t marry. And you couldn’t have that special day the way your friends do – you know, wear the ring on your finger and have it mean the same thing as everybody else. Just put yourself in that person’s shoes. It makes me feel sick to my stomach …. When I shared a picture of my tattoo on my Twitter page and said, ‘ALL LOVE is equal,’ a lot of people mocked me – they said, ‘What happened to you? You used to be a Christian girl!’ And I said, ‘Well, if you were a true Christian, you would have your facts straight. Christianity is about love.’ The debate resulted in a lot of threats and hate mail to people who agreed and disagreed with me. At one point I had to say, ‘Dude, everyone lay off.’ Can’t people have friendly debates about sensitive topics without it turning into unnecessary threats?” - Pop star Miley Cyrus on her marriage equality tattoo - - - - - - - - - - -
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Thursday, July 21, 2011

The People of Wal-Mart

Do you remember my post from Tuesday, titled Wal-Martians - A People of Wal-Mart Song?  I'm assuming you probably don't.  But if you do, then by all means check this next video out.  
Thanks to my Facebook friend, Michele, I was singing the damn song all day. My co-workers were wondering what the hell came over me.  Check it out, hopefully you won't succumb to the powers that be, the Wal-Martians!


The song is titled, "People of Wal-Mart" and yes, you can buy it on iTunes!  The artist, Jessica Frech has even included the lyrics on her YouTube page, which I have kindly added after the jump.

People of Walmart Lyrics

Verse 1
Big hair, dreadlocks, little skirt, red box
Hot dog, puppeteer, smiley shorts, swipe right here

Tom Hanks, pet goat, belt buckle, Joseph's coat
Jelly fish, call girl, prison mate, gonna hurl

Skin cap, vanilla chip, pony tail, pirate ship
No shirt, no shoes, opps I took a poop

Spiderman, back boobs, bumble bee, bad tubes
Metal creep, hipster creep, little bo peep lost her sheep

Chorus 1
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart

Verse 2
Jamie Fox, Santa Clause, Woodstock, butt floss
Man dress, Mother Goose, mullet time, car got loose

Scary fruit, day care, twilight, Kentucky hair
Campout, fishing line, golden girls, too much wine

Pedicure, race fan, horse mane, ladies' man
Where's my shirt, where's my nurse, Masters of The Universe

Bay Watch, rubber band, moonshine, wonderland
Bozo, hang low, Rocky Picture Horror Show

Chorus 2
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart

Verse 3
Man purse, milk shake, skid row, beer break
Uni tard, Lean Cuisine, fire sale, 80s dream

Bieber's dad, camo crack, body flag, biscuit back
Tramp stamp, checkout line, Civil War, danger sign

Bathing suite, Grateful Dead, booty bomb, wide spread
Long hair, health care, Victoria Secret's worst nightmare

Daniel Boone, Pucker pup, Dr. Scholl's, grow up
Half sale, rib sale, tailgater total fail

Chorus 3
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart

Break
Where people are accepted for who they are
No ones gonna stop them from following their heart
If Sam were alive he would make you his choice
So stand up now and smile and rejoice

Chorus 4
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart

Verse 4
Mr. T, Flava Flav, not sure, white slave
Workout, rump roast, sailor moon, hairy ghost

Cupcake, caveman, beer run, soda fan
Ripped pants, onesie, lion boy, snuggie

Meat isle, Huck Finn, beautifail, too much skin
Gonna cry, gonna die, gonna jungle bunny ride

Moth attack, board game, hangin out, no shame
Squeeze play, NRA, I have no more to say

Chorus 5
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
This Post Written By Blade7184 aka Unknown on 7/21/2011
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1 comment:

Ryan said...

Well I didn't see me or my love so I guess there wasn't enough room for interracial gay couple. That makes me happy.

July 25, 2011 at 11:32 PM

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