How To Sleep At Work

Absolutely hilarious!  Want to know how to sleep at work?

See these boxes below?  Now, scroll down past the previous blog, and or click "after the jump" to see how a FED EX employee does it.  Pure genius!  LOL.

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How to Sleep at Work

Isn't This The Truth? Group Projects

So about two months ago they held a group project at work in order to achieve our annual goals for the department. The main topics were communication and what we would do in the event someone was out for a day or more.  Long story short, nobody really learned a damn thing.  Oh and btw, this chart is how our group project went down that afternoon.

Isn't This The Truth? Vicious Circle

Life is pretty much a vicious circle, isn't it?  I mean, we get up, go to work, get off work, cook dinner, take a shower, and go to bed.  But this comic tells it like it really is... LMAO.  And then you die.

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Women and The World

It was predicted that by the end of 2010,  women would likely make up the majority of the workplace. And though they've made many gains, they still deal with inequality.

The Story

Isn't This The Truth? What People Do At Work

OMG, True story! LOL.

Sitting on The Job 10 Years or More Means You Have a 94% Chance of Developing a Tumor

According to The Telegraph, a new research study from the University of Western Australia states a team of researchers found that if you work 10 years or more in a sedentary job you have a 94% chance of developing a tumor, and a 44% chance of developing rectum cancer. 

In simpler terms, if you're sitting on your ass all day in a cubicle or desk - you don't have much longer to live.  And it doesn't matter if you exercise or workout when you get out of work or on weekends, you are developing a tumor whether you like it or not!  

‘Even a high level of vigorous recreational physical activity did not modify the effect of sedentary work.’ And they warned: ‘The findings have occupational health implications, given that advances in technology have led to increasing amounts of sedentary behaviour at work.’

And in other developing news....  sitting down for lengthy periods of time also increases blood sugar levels - so you're going to develop diabetes which will also lead to colon cancer!

Boy, am I screwed!

OMG Hilarious! - Foul Language in the Workplace

The next time, you choose to use foul language in the workplace, think of something better to say.  At least this is what a Human Resources Rep. suggested for their employees' foul-mouthed tongues.

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I can't figure out which one is my favorite, because they're all so freaking hilarious!  So instead of saying, "This sh** won't work," maybe you should try saying, "I'm not sure this can be implemented."  LMAO.