Launched in 1983, these horrendous toys consisted of many different sets, starting with the Rainbow Ponies (which all sported rainbow-colored manes and tails). Other variations included the So-Soft Ponies (which were entirely covered in flocking), Twinkle-Eyed Ponies (with small rhinestones in place of the eyes), Twice As Fancy Ponies (with patterns covering most of the body), Brush n' Grow Ponies (which had a longer-than-usual tail stored inside the body that could be drawn out through brushing) and Baby Ponies, which were smaller versions of their mothers.
And if you couldn't remember their names, because you threw away their birth certificate and special little brush, all you had to do was look at their ass, because it was branded with a distinctive design reflecting their name.Below is a video of My Little Ponies lip-synching to "Dreamgirls" and "Wicked."
Honestly, I couldn't get through it all, it was too freaking creepy! I enjoyed playing with my Transformers, He-man and Star Wars figurines. Really Ryan, what were you thinking? My Little Pony, really?
I won't lie, He-man did have fun riding my sister's My Little Pony.
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I HAD THE BLUE ONE WITH THE PURPLE HAIR!!! Yeah, that and troll dolls of the 80's and early 90's totally made me gay. My mom just got me and my brother these toys probably because she thought they were cute and was all pro animal. Maybe I requested them when I was younger too. I could see myself wanting to brush their pretty hair while my brother would destroy them. Not sure about the Chinese New Year dragon edition of My Little Pony that I watching right now on YouTube. Great voices though. Oh yeah, their names were so branded on their asses too. I remember that! Go Wicked Ponies, GO! Though how is this one going to fly and defy gravity is beyond me. LOL Pony just defied gravity on her wheelchair ramp! Whoever thought of this should get a Tony and then an intervention to help get of the drugs.
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