So here we are again - I'm about to re-instate my most beloved series, "Foods That Will Make You Fat", and today's issue will have you bewildered.
Who on God's green earth makes a Nacho Pizza Cake? And this Easter Sundae would make the Lord turn over in his grave. Oh wait...
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Easter Sundae |
So yeah, Jesus has already left the building, but he wouldn't be too happy with this concoction. OMG, this is the most disgusting thing I've ever posted on my series. Seriously. This lovely parfait consists of a chocolate fondue drizzled over egg, turkey, gravy, crab leg and chicken nuggets. So now you know what to do with all those frozen Thanksgiving left overs!
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Death Sausage |
If you want to die early, eat a few of these. They're sure to make you have a heart attack or stroke. This lovely piece of meat consists of 3 pounds of ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille
sausage, 1 pound chicken strips, and 4 regular size hotdogs, seasoned
with various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, baconnaise, and
bacon flavored seasoning salt. So, have you died and gone to heaven already? Lord knows you have a sundae up there you can make for dessert.
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Nacho Pizza Cake |
I don't even know where to start with this crap. But I'm going to say there's some type of frosting, pancakes, syrup or cheese, and some Tostitos in this lovely, hot mess.
Oh no! I think I just figured it out! I bet you it's a meat-lovers pizza covered with the cinna-stix glaze. O-kay, I've had enough.
YES! THESE FOODS WILL MAKE YOU FAT!
1 comment:
That can't even taste good. Of course now they're serving bacon ice cream brownie sundaes at Dennys so that means some fat ass is buying them. I want to throw up.
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