What Does It Take To Get Millions of Views on You Tube?

Answer:  Jump off a building and live to view it. LOL.

No, really, check out this kitty who licked his paw and only got 62 views on YouTube.

OMG, one you tube commenter wrote, "DIE DIE DIE YOU FAT GAY BEAST"

So how how far will kitty go to get millions of views???? Check him out after the jump...

What a Hot Mess: Another Informercial Star Dead

Geez what is it with these infomercial stars dying all of a sudden?  Remember Bill Mays?  I think everyone can relate to these sales pitches on television in one way or the other.  Either your parents have bought into some of them, or you were hoping to become rich by buying into some ridiculous program that would bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams.

Well, Don Lapre, the star of those "tiny classified ads" committed suicide inside an Arizona jail cell this past Sunday.  According to TMZ, he accomplished this task by "self-mutilation" and when the officers found him, there was a "large amount of blood" in his cell.  

Lapre was recently charged with conspiracy, mail fraud and wire fraud in his latest "Greatest Vitamin in The World" snake oil scam.  He walked off with $52 million buckaroos and screwing thousands of consumers. 

What a shame and yes,  What a Hot Mess!

Quoted - Mark Twain

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." 

- Mark Twain

What a Hot Mess: Cheerleader Backflip Goes Wrong

Seriously?  What a Hot Mess!

This poor girl, I feel bad for her, but it was actually pretty funny.  But hey, from 1,000 views to 145,000, that's pretty good.

Understanding Woman Talk

LOL, I probably should have posted this as one of my "Isn't This The Truth?" posts.  I guess I'll just tag it as such.  The following comic is absolutely hilarious and oh, so very true! If you don't agree, try harder! LOL

Jurassic Park: How It Should Have Ended

The folks at HISHEdotcom have done it again - This time with Jurassic Park.  

"Man those Raptors are smart. Smarter than snakes and way smarter than those darn kids!" the description reads.

The parody is too funny.  Especially since the raptors were able to adapt, read email and type "LOLz"

Energy Sources - A Comparison

How much clearer can I be?  I've brought it up before, but here's a chart I found online which will paint a better picture for you...

If The World Were A Village of 100 People: Issue No. 5 - Births / Deaths

What if the world were a village of 100 people?  Using statistics based on the spread of the population in the world, Toby Ng Design created this poster as another way of looking at how our world is today.  

There are 15 more posters I will share with you in the coming weeks; This is the 5th of 20.  

If you missed any of the previous issues, click here.

Isn't This The Truth? The Customer Is Always...

I'm sorry, but I've worked in enough customer service environments to know the customer isn't always right - It's actually the other way around.  But who am I to argue, the following chart speaks for itself...  lol.

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Must Watch: Christian Dior Brings Back Marlene Dietrich, Grace Kelly and Marilyn Monroe

I saw this really cool video a few days before Ryan and I left for our vacation and didn't get to blog about it.  Well, there's no time like the present. 

The very beautiful Charlize Theron was recently featured in a Christian Dior ad with some very popular leading ladies from the past - Marlene Dietrich, Grace Kelly, and the gorgeous Marilyn Monroe.

I think it's absolutely amazing that with today's technology we can bring back people from the past, at least through film.  And I'd have to commend the producer for adding Beth Ditto to the ad, her voice was a great accompaniment.

OMG Hilarious! - Let's Talk About Our Wardrobe

Who's On Top?

My guess is... straight people would probably know how to play this game better, because, well, they just do.  Hell, I had straight friends watching "Queer as Folk" who reminded me every week to make sure and watch it.  

And how many straight friends do you know watch "Modern Family" every week? LOL.  Gotta love Saturday Night Live!

Gaga The Fashionista! - Fabulous or Not So Fabulous?

Is it me, or has Lady Gaga been off her game lately? 

Don't get me wrong, she looked fabulous at the iHeart Radio Music Festival, but I guess I'm so used to seeing her dress strangely, that I never really thought of her as a real "Lady." LOL.

I'm just kidding Gaga fans, take it easy. Don't hate!

To Lie or Not To Lie? That Is The Question.

Back In The Day - Mario Lopez & His Trophies

Yep, that's Mario Lopez back in the day, before he became a breakout star in "Saved By The Bell."

Poster of the Week - Issue No. 29 - Humiliation

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Humiliation".

I Quote That - Stay True

And This Is Why You Shouldn't Add Your Boss To Facebook...

Back To Blogging After Week Long Vacation

Mom, Liliana, and Dad

Wow, it seems like forever since I posted a blog, but Ryan and I took a vacation for a week and headed down to Corpus Christi to visit family and our new baby niece, Liliana. She is absolutely precious and adorable.

Liliana is the first grandchild and niece "by blood" in our family. My sister and her husband have been trying for years to have a baby and were blessed with a miracle 10 months ago when she became pregnant.

In either case, Ryan and I had a fabulous time! We went to the Texas State Aquarium, Port Aransas, and took my mother shopping. Ryan also took the liberty of taking on a new hobby - seashell collecting. Whatever makes him happy, I love him dearly.

I may throw in a few posts here and there over the weekend, but I should be back in full force by Monday, October 3rd.  Enjoy your weekend and have a fabulous day!

Singapore Bans Abercrombie & Fitch

So it seems, "the powers that be" are not a fan of pube pics?  Better yet, I don't even see any, do you?  In either case, the Advertising Standards Authority of Singapore, suspended this Abercrombie & Fitch advertisement at Knightsbridge Mall for breaching local guidelines on decency.

Personally, I think it's fucking hot!

The picture of a model wearing a pair of low-slung jeans, which spans the entire four-level shopfront, remains on display at the Knightsbridge mall in Orchard Road for now.

Some people who found the ad to be lewd and inappropriate for the prominent location wrote to The Straits Times' Forum page last month, urging for it to be taken down. - ST.Breaking News/Singapore