Okay, let me hear it - I was right. It was the damn stupid bird that died in the episode of Glee tonight. Ugh. couldn't it have been Kurt?
I have no earthly idea, but I could have sworn our friend Guillermo wrote the script for tonight's episode, or at least the last five minutes of the show when the Judges are about to vote on a new champion. I spent a good deal of time pausing our DVR just to get at this wonderful script. Thanks Guillermo :-)
Of course, as I mentioned earlier, Kathy Griffin portrays a Twitterer and former Tea Party Candidate as Tammy Jean Albertson, Loretta Devine portrays a Nun and former exotic dancer as Sister Mary Constance and finally the return of the local celebrity, Rod Remington, a Gadabout.
I must say, I really love Loretta Devine, she was downright hilarious.
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Until the video surfaces on You Tube, here is the funny script...
Tammy Jean Albertson - Before we start, I would like to say, "I am not a witch." But, um, i think it's fair to ask, do we have written proof that these kids were born in the United States of America?
Sister Mary Constance - For a Nun, I'm pretty liberal... but I'm barely a Nun. In fact I just joined because I needed a place to live.
Tammy Jean Albertson - Bless you.
Sister Mary Constance - The convent is the one place I knew I could stay off the pole. But my question is this... That Dalton Academy is it a gay school, or is it just a school that appears gay?
Rod Remington walks into the room and chimes in with some nonsense about his hairdresser and the hairdresser's boyfriend who's also a hairdresser. LOL He feels that "the gays" should be allowed to marry, and Sister Mary Constance continues...
Sister Mary Constance - I like the duet the boys from Dalton sang.
Tammy Jean Albertson - Oh boys, shouldn't do a duet; The last thing we need to do is send a message to children, that "gay is okay." It is not a legitimate lifestyle,and last time I checked it's not in the constitutition.
Rod Remington - What about that song about Jesus?
Tammy Jean Albertson - Well that should win.
Sister Mary Constance - uh, uh, uh, no, no, no, that is just cheap pandering, I didn't even like to be pandered to when I was a stripper.
Rod Remington - Those New Directions had it going on. Those songs were fresh.
Tammy Jean Albertson - Those songs were terrible I am sorry, But I'm a politician and when I lost my last election, and there will be a recount, I didn't go around singing about being a loser I twittered that Obama is a Terrorist.
Sister Mary Constance - Oh no, you didn't.
Tammy Jean Albertson - I had to it's a fact.
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Was Tonight's Episode of Glee Written by Our Friend, Guillermo?
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3 comments:
Guillermo did write this episode, it's a fact. And for the record I do want to check their birth certificates :P
LMAO!!!!! thanks guys!!! i take it as a compliment but i didn't write the episode.... whoever did was right on spot tho!!!
Sarah Palin was funny, lol.
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