"The Devil Is Inside of You!", the mom tells her son.
But wait till you get to the good part.
"Have you done anything with men?", she asks him.
"Everything... pretty much." he tells her.
Then it really gets good...
"okay, I want you to repeat some things after me, okay?" she tells him. "Look up at the sky... Now repeat this words... Jesus, I need you right now. I need you to forgive me, for I have sinned. The Devil is coming inside of me. I need you to come inside of me now. With all your force."
What a Hot Mess!
The expressions are absolutely hilarious, because the son doesn't really know how to react. He does as she asks, but it's him repeating it that makes it too strange even for him. This happens way too often. Once teenagers go off to college or leave home, they decide that this is the best time to tell their parents they're gay. And who could blame them. I would be terrified if I had to live at home with someone who hated who I was, and tried to tell me God didn't make me this way.
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Bahahahaha ok ok. Ok. I totally get that this is a hard thing. I really do. Been there. Gone and still going through that BUT, he doesn't repeat everything word for word and that's what makes this so funny. He stirred it to make it sound sexual lol this just killed me. I think his face was more like " why am I telling Jesus to cum at me forcefully" lol oh man. I'm sorry guy. I hope your party's come around I really do.
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I don't think mom knew she put herself on the spot with those words.. LOL
"I need you to come in me now, very forcefully"
This is the best part. Lol
We always ask how our parents could not have known that we we're gay, but seriously? You can hear the devil's lisp in every freak'n word he speaks. Okay, that was mean. I apologize. I'll admit, I do have my feminine tendencies at times too. :)
When I came out to my Mom the first thing she said was, "Why are you doing this to me right now?" Not "Why?" but....why now? I asked her about this the other day and she still swears that she never knew or even suspected it when I was younger. REALLY MOM? Your first words implied if we could reschedule this event for a later date, not about how this could even be possible. You knew it was possible. You knew it was coming. If it wasn't the admiration of the "My Little Ponies'" pretty little hair or the reenactment of the smash hit "Memories" from the musical "Cats" then I don't know what else I could have done.
Is this even real or staged because you just can't make this craziness up! It's sad, yes, but at the same time so frick'n hilarious. If that isn't the look of WTF then I don't know what is.
I want you to cum in me now...
....Very forcefully.
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