Trust me, it's not easy writing about Foods That Will Make You Fat, but I feel it's something I should do. Really, it is.
I mean, how else are you going to see what's causing you an early death? If anything, I'll keep you from creating these monstrosities!
Seriously, some of these foods will have you skip breakfast, lunch and dinner altogether! You'll be on the Tic-Tac diet sooner than you think.
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Flapjack Fiasco |
Let's play read along... pancake; cookie dough; pancake; peanut butter and jelly; pancake; chocolate and bananas; pancake; caramel, oreo, marshmallow, sprinkles, M&M’s; pancake; caramel buttercream frosting granished with Trix cereal. Geezus! I gained 5 pounds just by reading all the crap that's in this hot mess of a meal. Yep, breakfast skipped this morning.
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The Meat Baby |
Awww, a cutsie, wootsie baby. NO! A MEAT BABY! Really? What the hell will people come up with next? This is not only disgusting, its just plain fucking wrong. Why on earth would someone want to create a meatloaf of a baby? And using bacon as a diaper nonetheless! There is some serious
Silence of the Lambs craziness going on here. Lunch skipped.
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Fool's Gold Loaf Sandwich |
Loaf of hollowed out bread filled with creamy peanut butter, a jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Did you get that? A POUND of bacon! Yes, someone out there is making this delicious meal right now. I don't have the statistics, but I'm going to say every 30 seconds one of these is made around the world. I'm done!
Ryan, forget about dinner tonight.
YES! THESE FOODS WILL MAKE YOU FAT!
2 comments:
The meat baby reminds me about that racist joke that you always tell. What was it again? Oh yeah, when God made man he took the white people out of the oven too soon, leaving them pale and undercooked. He left the black people in too long, leaving them burnt and overcooked. But when it came to the brown Latinos, they came out perfect 'cause he cooked them in just right.
LOL, I didn't think it was racist. Was it? Geez, never know what to say anymore. LOL
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