“If you can’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?” - RuPaul - - - - - - - - - - - “if by a "Liberal" they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people -- their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties -- someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a "Liberal," then I'm proud to say I'm a "Liberal.” - John F. Kennedy - - - - - - - - - - - - “Imagine finding someone you love more than anything in the world, who you would risk your life for but couldn’t marry. And you couldn’t have that special day the way your friends do – you know, wear the ring on your finger and have it mean the same thing as everybody else. Just put yourself in that person’s shoes. It makes me feel sick to my stomach …. When I shared a picture of my tattoo on my Twitter page and said, ‘ALL LOVE is equal,’ a lot of people mocked me – they said, ‘What happened to you? You used to be a Christian girl!’ And I said, ‘Well, if you were a true Christian, you would have your facts straight. Christianity is about love.’ The debate resulted in a lot of threats and hate mail to people who agreed and disagreed with me. At one point I had to say, ‘Dude, everyone lay off.’ Can’t people have friendly debates about sensitive topics without it turning into unnecessary threats?” - Pop star Miley Cyrus on her marriage equality tattoo - - - - - - - - - - -
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Thursday, December 15, 2011

What a Hot Mess: Want Some Paid Time Off? Plaster Your Mom's Pic In The Obituary

What a hot mess!  I can't imagine my mom finding out from relatives that she had passed away, and my mother not knowing she had.  

Seriously. Imagine your face plastered all over the obituary section of your local newspaper, and then showing up to work after a nice long vacation.  Actually, that sounds kinda funny.  People would be running all over the place thinking they've seen a ghost. LMAO.

Well, Scott Bennett from Brooksville, Pennsylvania was going to get paid for missing work, one way or another.  Even if it meant taking a picture of his mother, and posting a fake announcement of her death.  What happens next was more than he bargained for.

After mommy shows up at the newspaper's office to prove that she is, who she says she is, the police get involved. It's then they realize they have a serious case on their hands, LOL.  After a thorough investigation they end up finding out it was her son who made up the whole thing, because he didn't want to get fired from his job.

I think Scott probably took more time off than he should have, and needed to find something to cover all the days he had missed.  Otherwise, if he was gone for only one day, a simple case of "food poisoning" would've taken care of it.  Lol.  You reckon he still has a job?
This Post Written By Blade7184 aka Unknown on 12/15/2011
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1 comment:

Ryan said...

Poor Mom, I bet she really feels the love.

December 24, 2011 at 1:24 AM

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