Don't Argue With A Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."
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Lol, okay, steal away.
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never get tired of that one!
This was actually stand up from a gay comedian who used to be a flight attendant.. I can't remember his name but I remember him telling the joke on Leno like 10 years ago :)
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Love it! If we can get the comedian's name that would be great to know. Tray up, bitch!
I usually don't post but that was hilarious!!!
Thanks for reading Jodi, that's a classic, but goodie :-)
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