Post Secret Fridays - Issue 117

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Dexter's Excuses Supercut (NSFW)

Showtime released a video of Dexter's excuses over the last 7 seasons.  Can you beat them all?  Probably not, but one thing I'll definitely miss about this show is Deb's crazy cuss words.  And yes, the video is NSFW, because of the explicit language - so put some headphones or something.

Then End Begins - Sundays at 8 PM on June 30

Hello Joffrey!

Why does this sound so good to me right now?  LOL.  I'm sorry, I certainly don't condone Dexter Morgan for his murderous ways; He's killing the scum of the earth who never got their due punishment for the crimes they committed.  But Joffrey Baratheon on the other hand, I CAN'T STAND HIM!!!!  ugh!  I know it's just a show, but I hate this 20 year kid (15 on the show)!  Well, the character anyway :-)

For those who don't know Joffrey...  He is a character on one of the best shows on television, Game of Thrones.  He is played by the actor, Jack Gleeson, and currently the King sitting on the Iron Throne.   Whoever sits on this throne is ruler of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros.  In short, he is a cruel, sadistic, and tyrannical ruler!!  And that may be putting it mildly.

Battlestar Galactica Ruins Lives!

Luckily for Ryan and I, the television series, "Dallas" didn't ruin our lives, considering it was 13 seasons long!  But then again, neither did "North and South", "Star Trek Voyager", "Dexter", "Queer As Folk", "Boston Legal" or "Mad Men".  And two of these shows are still running.

But "Battlestar Galactica"on the other hand... That's a whole different ball game!  I think if Ryan and I were to sit down and watch the first season, we'd lose our jobs, our utilities, and our home.  We wouldn't be able to stop watching it from what I've heard.

Check out this hilarious take on what would happen to you if you started watching the series.

Dexter Returns and All of Hell Breaks Loose!

It's D-day on October 2nd, and I've never been more excited!  As the teaser on it's website states...

 "HELL BREAKS LOOSE"

If you are currently watching Seasons 1 through 5 of Dexter, do not see the following trailer.  It's best to wait until you've caught up.  Ryan and I have already seen the previous 5 seasons, but are currently watching them again with our friends, Michael and Francisco; They were in utter shock when they saw the finale of season 4 -  it really took them by surprise!  We start watching the 5th season this Wednesday night.

Has Dexter finally seen the light? Get ready for the most rapturous season yet...

So Is This Dexter As A Woman?

I'm not sure how many of you know who Paz de la Huerta is, but she's an American actress who has appeared in more than 30 movies, and most recently, HBO's "Boardwalk Empire." 

Huerta has been cast in the new movie, "Nurse 3D," and earlier this week the first concept art was released.  Yes those crazy folks at Lionsgate are at it again.  These are the same ones who brought you those crazy movies like SAW and Hostel.

Paz de la Huerta will be playing a character by the name of Abby Russell, who's a beautiful, hard-working nurse by day, and an evil bitch by night. Think of Dexter, but with long legs, long hair, and boobies.

No, really it's about her punishing bad, bad men.  She purposely goes after dishonest ones, and kills them.  Sounds pretty interesting; We'll just have to wait and see.

Dexter Reacts to Casey Anthony Verdict

This is genius! LMAO.  Watch as Dexter reacts to the Casey Anthony "not guilty" verdict.  

For those who have no idea who I'm talking about, Dexter is a fictional character who portrays a "Blood Splatter Analyst" for the Miami Metro Police in a Showtime series with the same name.

In secret, and on his own time, Dexter hunts down criminals who have been found guilty of a crime, and kills them.  Not just any crime, these people are murderers, wife-beaters and sexual predators.  Well... Dexter likes to rid the earth of these people, and kills them.  Thing is... he enjoys it, and takes pride in his work.

What's sad is that there are actually people out there who have it in for Casey, so she better watch out for the real life Dexter.

Angry Man Rips Off Head in New Dodge Ad

Omg! Shame on Dodge for sending such a horrific message!  

Poor robot, I can't believe the man just went all Dexter on his ass, and then drives off recklessly through the streets.  What's wrong with this picture?

But.... I did like the futuristic bathroom, kitchen, the clothes changer thingy, bracelet-activated door, and the dog walker :-)

Dexter is Pushed Back!!! What Is The World Coming To?

Earlier we learned that Mad Men's creator and writer went mad, and is not giving us any more episodes until the year 2012.  Now I learn that Dexter has been pushed back a month, until October.  Here we are (Ryan and I), waiting for another great season of Dexter (Season 6) to premiere in September, and now we have to wait another damn month!  

This isn't about money, so I guess that makes me feel somewhat better.  

Michael C. Hall sat alongside Sarah Silverman on their film's press day and answered a few questions about their new movie, Peep World.  In it, he mentions that shooting for season 6 of Dexter wouldn't start till May and that it would air sometime around mid-October.

"I go back to Dexter in May, to start shooting Season 6. We’ll go until late October and the show will air in mid-October, or something like that."

So, I guess no Dexter till October, but that's okay, because mine and Ryan's friends have started watching Dexter as our regular Sunday showing since we finished watching Queer As Folk in February.   

We continue this Sunday with the 3rd episode of Season One.