On the left hand side you have Britney, on the right you have Ke$ha and just like a James St. James novel, it's not quite as cut and dry as you might think. Yes Britney's Britney and we love her, and Ke$ha's Ke$sha and we loathe her, but "Hold It Against Me" is lyrically lazy and every time she says "HAY ZAI" instead of "hazy" I just want to drag her to a speech therapist (I GET IT, IT'S HER THING, BUT REALLY... HAY ZAI?). Sure, I like Britney battling herself and Jonas Akerlund is always interesting, but I'm still not sold.
Ke$ha's video, on the other hand, has unicorns sipping champagne and James Van Der Beek in full-on Rules of Attraction mode, which is QUITE DEVASTATING. And for once Ke$ha doesn't look like she spent the weekend in a Burning Man port-o-potty. She looks rather fashionable, in fact. I even approve of the freckles.
So what do you think? Is it: A) Britney rules 4EVER, B) Ke$ha wins by a hair, or C) Neither, I'm just waiting for Gaga's "Born This Way" video to blow both bitches out of the water.
3 comments:
Once upon a time there were these two little girls that got schooled by their MOTHER MONSTER when her video for her latest single, Born This Way, hit the internet and made them all look like amateurs. Sure, Britney's been around longer and K-$-HA is just there, but when word is spreading that these two, not one, music videos of Gaga will make people forget all about Bad Romance, you have to wonder why'd you even ask which chick with the mike is better in the first place when there's absolutely no need. Long live Lady Gaga. Can't wait for your new video tomorrow girl. As your army of gays would say: It's gonna be FIERCE!
Oh, and Ke$ha's video just proves that everyone's gotta eat including James Van Der Beek and unicorns.....lot's of unicorns.
LOL, your comments made me drop on the floor and laugh my angel. LMAO
Post a Comment