“If you can’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?” - RuPaul - - - - - - - - - - - “if by a "Liberal" they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people -- their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties -- someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a "Liberal," then I'm proud to say I'm a "Liberal.” - John F. Kennedy - - - - - - - - - - - - “Imagine finding someone you love more than anything in the world, who you would risk your life for but couldn’t marry. And you couldn’t have that special day the way your friends do – you know, wear the ring on your finger and have it mean the same thing as everybody else. Just put yourself in that person’s shoes. It makes me feel sick to my stomach …. When I shared a picture of my tattoo on my Twitter page and said, ‘ALL LOVE is equal,’ a lot of people mocked me – they said, ‘What happened to you? You used to be a Christian girl!’ And I said, ‘Well, if you were a true Christian, you would have your facts straight. Christianity is about love.’ The debate resulted in a lot of threats and hate mail to people who agreed and disagreed with me. At one point I had to say, ‘Dude, everyone lay off.’ Can’t people have friendly debates about sensitive topics without it turning into unnecessary threats?” - Pop star Miley Cyrus on her marriage equality tattoo - - - - - - - - - - -
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Friday, April 8, 2011

Hot Doll For Dog - Literally

Princess (2001-2010)
Just when you thought you heard it all, they introduce us to sex toys for dogs.  Oh... how my little Princess would've loved this toy, God Bless her.

She used to have a small stuffed lamb that would squeak every time she played with it, And I mean really played with it.  Ryan would always laugh hysterically when he found her humping this poor lamb, and as she humped the lamb the squeakiness would get louder and louder, 'squeakie, squeakie, squeakie, squeakie,' it was hilarious.

I actually don't know where the company is located, because it's in English, and I believe, French, but the site is called hotdollfordog.com. 

Everything was going okay until I saw the video, oh dear Lord, please help me.  The advertisement starts off with what sounds like a 'Home Alone' soundtrack playing in the background.  Then it proceeds to state what the toy offers, beginning with  curves/fluidity, it's contemporary, offers stability, and has audacity. I guess the audacity part is because the fact the toy has a plug in it's rear you could remove if you have a male pet.

So what do you say? Need a Hot Doll for your dog?  Well I guess if Princess was still around, she'd want one. Until then, our other four chihuahuas will have to suffice with what they have.

This Post Written By Blade7184 aka Unknown on 4/08/2011
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2 comments:

Ryan said...

"Until then, our other four chihuahuas will have to suffice with what they have." What they have? They have nothing. They were cut off by the ASPCA! Poor chihuahuas, poor Princess. As funny/disturbing as this may be, this would be a Godsend for anyone that has owned a male dog that hasn't been neutered. Whenever guests are over and puppy gets raunchy just place puppy with toy in room, turn on, and puppy will be entertained for probably hours, leaving your guests' legs in peace. Hope it's easily washable for those big dogs because, damn, that's nasty.

April 10, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Ryan said...

I'm sure if Nacho wasn't neutered, and he had this "squeak" toy, we'd never see him again.

April 10, 2011 at 1:57 PM

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