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| Princess (2001-2010) |
She used to have a small stuffed lamb that would squeak every time she played with it, And I mean really played with it. Ryan would always laugh hysterically when he found her humping this poor lamb, and as she humped the lamb the squeakiness would get louder and louder, 'squeakie, squeakie, squeakie, squeakie,' it was hilarious.
I actually don't know where the company is located, because it's in English, and I believe, French, but the site is called hotdollfordog.com. Everything was going okay until I saw the video, oh dear Lord, please help me. The advertisement starts off with what sounds like a 'Home Alone' soundtrack playing in the background. Then it proceeds to state what the toy offers, beginning with curves/fluidity, it's contemporary, offers stability, and has audacity. I guess the audacity part is because the fact the toy has a plug in it's rear you could remove if you have a male pet.
So what do you say? Need a Hot Doll for your dog? Well I guess if Princess was still around, she'd want one. Until then, our other four chihuahuas will have to suffice with what they have.
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"Until then, our other four chihuahuas will have to suffice with what they have." What they have? They have nothing. They were cut off by the ASPCA! Poor chihuahuas, poor Princess. As funny/disturbing as this may be, this would be a Godsend for anyone that has owned a male dog that hasn't been neutered. Whenever guests are over and puppy gets raunchy just place puppy with toy in room, turn on, and puppy will be entertained for probably hours, leaving your guests' legs in peace. Hope it's easily washable for those big dogs because, damn, that's nasty.
I'm sure if Nacho wasn't neutered, and he had this "squeak" toy, we'd never see him again.
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