Ding Dong, The Witch is Not Dead!

If you're reading this, stop.  Have you already caught up on all your True Blood episodes?  If you haven't, leave now, because I'm going to write shit you probably don't want to know.

What I'm still trying to figure out is why the hell Marnie let Jesus and Lafayette into a room with a dead body? Did she do this on purpose? In either case, at the end of the latest episode, Jesus unbinded Antonia from Marnie and allowed Sookie to survive from the ring of fire.  

All the while, the crazy vampires, Eric, Pam, Jessica, and Bill, who come to destroy the witches' cove are outside arguing if they should save Sookie or Not, big brother comes in her defense, the witches' vampire shield (much like a bug shield that will zap you into smithereens) comes down, the vampires rush in, Eric kills one of the witches, sucks on his heart like he's drinking a sangria out of a 7-Eleven Slurpee, and they shoot the crap out of the wicked witch of the west, Marnie.  

But guess what????  The Witch is not actually dead!  She jumps into Lafayette's body at the end of the episode as a cliffhanger.

In other True Blood news... Sam loses his brother Tommy to a pack of wolves who beat him to a pulp in the previous week's episode.  Sam goes on a rampage and goes after the said wolves with the help of Alcide who btw, finds out his girlfriend Debbie was shagging/not shagging Sam's girlfriend's ex-husband, Marcus.  After Sam throws a few punches, and a couple of "Fuck You's," he allows him to live, but Alcide kills him anyway.

Oh... and we find out the fairies' taste in men.  They love having sex with fat, burly men like Andy.  Geezus, couldn't they have chosen Jason Stackhouse?  Andy, really?  What the hell were the producers drinking.  Yes, I meant to say drinking.

Stay tuned for the final episode on Sunday, September 12th!

True Blood Releases it's First Full-length Trailer, and You're Gonna Bloody Love It!

What can I say, it's been almost 2 months since I last spoke of it, but the summer is nigh, and we are hungry for blood - True Blood that is.  

Premiering June 26, HBO promises to deliver it's best season yet, and from the looks of it - it's going to be one hell of a fun ride.

In March, they began teasing us with "a lost in the dark," Eric Northman, seduced us with a half-naked, Jason Stackhouse and ended it with an overbearing Bill Compton.

And now, the full-length trailer we've all been eager to see...

HBO & True Blood Releases Another Damn Teaser!

I know it's only 2-1/2 months away, but that isn't fast enough.  And this Britney Spears Teaser-shit isn't helping things either!  HBO has released another short preview of True Blood's Season 4, and while it doesn't provide much action, it does give us an insight into what may be happening in the upcoming season.  It looks to me, like Bill and Eric are up against a greater force.

Earlier, we saw Eric Northman walking the forest with Amnesia, A very hot, Jason Stackhouse injured and tied to a bed, and now we get Bill Compton.

 

I don't know about you, but this Waiting Sucks!

Waiting Sucks!

And yes, it truly does! 

HBO is having a hell of a time teasing us, by featuring 30 second clips of the 4th season of True Blood, it's almost downright annoying! Ugh!   

Earlier this month, they released the 30 second spot of Eric wandering around the forest like he had amnesia or something.  But this time around, they have my favorite hottie, Jason Stackhouse, lying on a bed, badly beaten, and bloody.  

Something tells me Crystal's fiance did this.  And something else tells me, Jason is going to become a shape-shifter.

OMG - Waiting Sucks!!!