“If you can’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?” - RuPaul - - - - - - - - - - - “if by a "Liberal" they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people -- their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties -- someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a "Liberal," then I'm proud to say I'm a "Liberal.” - John F. Kennedy - - - - - - - - - - - - “Imagine finding someone you love more than anything in the world, who you would risk your life for but couldn’t marry. And you couldn’t have that special day the way your friends do – you know, wear the ring on your finger and have it mean the same thing as everybody else. Just put yourself in that person’s shoes. It makes me feel sick to my stomach …. When I shared a picture of my tattoo on my Twitter page and said, ‘ALL LOVE is equal,’ a lot of people mocked me – they said, ‘What happened to you? You used to be a Christian girl!’ And I said, ‘Well, if you were a true Christian, you would have your facts straight. Christianity is about love.’ The debate resulted in a lot of threats and hate mail to people who agreed and disagreed with me. At one point I had to say, ‘Dude, everyone lay off.’ Can’t people have friendly debates about sensitive topics without it turning into unnecessary threats?” - Pop star Miley Cyrus on her marriage equality tattoo - - - - - - - - - - -
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Showing posts with label Jimmy Kimmel Live. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jimmy Kimmel Live. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Laugh of the Day: I Gave My Wife or Girlfriend a Terrible Valentine's Day Gift

Okay, this is absolutely hilarious.  If this doesn't make your day, then I don't know what else will. LMAO.  Seriously. This will probably have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Remember when Jimmy Kimmel offered his viewers a challenge during Halloween?  He asked them to tape their children as they told them mom and dad ate all their candy.  The result?  A lot of devastated little faces.  But it didn't end there...  Over Christmas he once again offered a similar challenge, hence the title, "I Gave My Kids A Terrible Present" and "I Gave My Kids A Terrible Present: Part II."  And these were also quite hilarious.  But here's the real kicker... remember when he offered a challenge to his viewers to have someone unplug the TV during the 2012 Superbowl?  Yeah, there were a lot of pissed off dads or bros.

Well, it's a new year and it's time to treat the wife or girlfriend to a sweet Valentine's Day Gift.  LOL.  Not so much. Check out Jimmy's recent challenge to his viewers.


Friday, June 8, 2012

Must Watch: C.A.N.N.I.B.A.L. PSA

Over the last few weeks, Cannibalism has taken over our news, our Facebook, our blogs, our Twitters, hell, it's taken over our lives.  Due to the recent rash of brain eating humans from Canada, and the homeless eating beast in Florida; Andy Samberg from SNL appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live the other night and released a Public Service Announcement just for you.  It is titled C.A.N.N.I.B.A.L (Citizens Are Not Naturally Ingested By Americans League), and it's really serious.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Movies You Will Never Watch: "Movie: The Movie"

This was absolutely fantastic. Too hilarious!  I don't even have the words to describe it, but it is the best movie trailer you will ever, ever see.  If there is anything you watch all day, it should be this and the Laugh of the Day I posted earlier this morning.

Movie: The Movie  packs everything moviegoers love into one spectacular motion picture event. Romance, Action, Family, Drama, Comedy, Suspense, Horror, and more! 

The movie, yet to be filmed, stars Ryan Phillippe, Jessica Alba, Taylor Lautner, Antonio Banderas, Josh Brolin, Colin Farrell, Jeff Goldblum, Bryan Cranston, Gary Oldman, Samuel L. Jackson, Cameron Diaz, JJ Abrams, Martin Scorsese, Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Jessica Biel, Helen Mirren, Steven Tyler, George Clooney, Charlize Theron, Tom Hanks, Ed Norton, Meryl Streep, Gabourey Sidibe, and a hilarious Matt Damon.

Laugh of the Day: Oprah Repos Her Favorite Things

OMG, this was f-ing hilarious! You need to watch this.  Everybody and their mother knows Oprah, and everybody and their grandmother remembers when she used to give away her favorite things.  Well, Jimmy Kimmel decides to take a trip to the OWN offices to share some new show ideas for her television network.  For example, one of his show ideas is to have Oprah take her things back from the people she gave her favorite things to.  Let me tell you, the moment I saw Oprah taking one of her cars back, I started ROFL.  I won't say anymore, you gotta watch. This is some funny shit.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Laugh of the Day: Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I Unplugged the TV During The Game

Jimmy Kimmel has done it again, and this time he did something that made some people go ballistic.  Don't ever unplug a TV during the Superbowl, never!  That is a major no-no, as some of these kids and wives have learned. LOL.


Kimmel has been known to offer challenges to his viewers that are quite hilarious.  He did it over Halloween by having parents hide their kids' candy, and he did over Christmas when he asked them to tape their kids opening a present with something terrible inside.

This time, Jimmy Kimmel asked his viewers last week to submit a video titled, "Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I unplugged the TV during the game," and let me tell you, there were some pissed folks. LOL.  The object of the prank was to wait for a crucial moment of the game, and then unplug the TV.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT CUT IT OFF DURING MADONNA'S SUPERBOWL PERFORMANCE!!! LMAO!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Thanks for the Memories Rick Perry [video]

If its one thing Ryan and I will miss from the 18 Republican debates, it will be this character, Ricky Perry.  Yep.  From his "oops" moment to his misconstrued history, from his drunken moments to his Alzheimer's, Ricky, you will truly be missed.

Only bad thing is... you're back in Texas, unfortunately.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

I Gave My Kids A Terrible Present: Part II

Now why does Jimmy Kimmel keep torturing these poor kids?  LOL.  Actually it's the parents who are to blame.  They continued taping their kids, even after Jimmy Kimmel had already completed his segment.
Last month, Jimmy had asked his viewers to play a trick on their kids by having them open one present a few weeks early, but instead of a good present, he advised them to put something the kids wouldn't like in the box, upload it on YouTube, and label it, "Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I gave my kids a terrible present."  Well, the taping didn't stop, and the videos still kept pouring in.

This is part 2 of "I Gave My Kids A Terrible Present":

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Laugh of the Day: I Gave My Kids A Terrible Present

Remember that candy eating prank parents played on their kids the day after Halloween?  If you haven't seen it, it was absolutely hilarious!  You can watch it here

Well, Jimmy Kimmell is at it once again, but this time it's a holiday prank.  He asked the parents of America to tell their kids they are going to allow them to open one present a few weeks early, but instead of a good present, he advised them to put something the kids wouldn't like in the box, upload it to YouTube, and label it, "Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I gave my kids a terrible present."

And boy, were they terrible.  Some of the kids went ballistic and some of them were just shocked.  This video will definitely be your laugh of the day!  Check it out.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Must Watch: I Ate All My Kids' Halloween Candy

Jimmy Kimmel offered a challenge to parents watching his Monday night show, to pretend they ate all their kids candy and post it on YouTube.  What occurred was an onslaught of crying.  It was absolutely hilarious, but oh so sad.  Some of these kids were devastated beyond belief.  It's a definite must watch, it will make you laugh your ass off.

The best part is at the very end when the parents tell their two boys they ate their Halloween candy the previous night and the boy in the red pajamas says, "what the heck?" they proceed to ask, "don't you guys think you ate enough candy last night" and the boy responds, "no, I only had like one bite of candy are you serious?"

OMG, that kid was absolutely hilarious.  You must watch this...

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Our Future Is In Their Hands - Take 5

Earlier this week on Jimmy Kimmel LiveJimmy Kimmel broke into a school and spoke with some kids about politics.  It was so darn entertaining.  

I swear, these kids are the cutest and sweetest.  When Jimmy asks them what party they belong to, they say the "Family Party."

When they're asked what the difference is between the Democrat and Republican parties, one of the kids responds, "a democrat is somebody who wants help people and republicans are those who do not want to help people"

Jimmy laughs and says, "I think we know where know where mommy and daddy stand.

OMG, this is hilarious...it gets better.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Michele Bachmann's Story of America

I'm sorry, but we all know this woman is nuts!  On Tuesday night's show, Jimmy Kimmel presented us with a look of American History through the eyes of Michele Bachmann.  And the outcome was hilarious!  But ohhh, so very true.


In recent weeks, she's been creating her own version of American History, or how it should have been.  Furthermore, she doesn't do her research before giving a speech.  Case and point; she should have "Googled" her information, so that before she compared herself to John Wayne (the cowboy actor), she would've made sure not to compare herself to John Wayne Gacy (the serial killer).

C'mon people, is this the woman you want running our country?  She thinks that our founding fathers didn't own any slaves.  Do we really have to go there?

Jimmy Kimmel has got it right, check it out here.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

OMG Hilarious! - Miss Ultimate Sexy Baby Nevada Pageant

Okay, I can't help it.  This is unbelievably funny!  Tom Hanks was on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Sunday, where he was later featured in a video of a reality show gone wrong.  According to Wikipedia, Toddlers & Tiaras is a reality television series that debuted on TLC in 2009.  The show follows the controversial world of child beauty pageants.  

Well, Tom and his six year-old "daughter", Sophie appear together in a video, "Toddlers & Tiaras with Tom Hanks," and it is hilarious!  Check it out here.

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