Post Secret Fridays - Issue 079

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The Gods of Immortals

I posted it as a "Movies To Watch" here and here.  How many of you will go see Immortals?  I, for one, am excited.  

The movie premieres on 11/11/11, 3 days before my birthday and I figured I could go watch it with my husband and friends.  I Can't wait!  I mean, with bodies like these two, who wouldn't want to?  Watch the trailer here.

Kellen Lutz as Poseidon

Henry Cavill as Theseus

I Quote That - Don't Like It?

Point taken!  Took this from Facebook friend, Cameron Trial.  And he's right, I couldn't have stated it any better myself!  I Love it!

Don't You People Have Jobs?

LMAO, Isn't this the truth?

Must Watch: Coffee Snobs

OMG, this video by Funny or Die was absolutely hilarious! 

When a patron asks for a Caramel Macchiato, the coffee shop worker responds: "Am I wearing a green apron? Do you hear Ray LaMontagne playing right now? Are there a bunch of pre-made sandwiches and hard boiled eggs in that case? Are there a bunch of homeless people waiting in line to use the bathroom? Do you see me writing down people's names on a paper cup?  Just so you know, a macchiato is a shot of expresso with a little foam on top, it's not a giant latte slatthered whip cream with caramel squeezed all over it."

Check it out, it will definitely make your day.  Especially those coffee drinkers addicted to Starbucks.

What a Hot Mess: Christina Aguilera Shocking Photos

When I saw these pics yesterday, I almost died. What a Hot Mess! What's happened to you my poor Christina?  

Christina Aguilera performed at the The Millennium Stadium in Cardiff Wales last Saturday in an all-star musical tribute to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.  All the buzz was on how Christina allowed herself to balloon to a plus size woman.  Nothing against plus-size women, because I love me some Adele any day, she's beautiful.  But Christina, the outfit?  Really?

It's okay girl, we've all been there, you'll be back!  Look at Britney Spears, Kirstie Alley, and countless others.

Other Uses for Oreos

LOL, Yesterday I posted a chart about Other Uses for Candy Corn. And then I came across this pic, and I couldn't keep from laughing.

Question is, should it have been "Other Uses for Forks"?  I like the Oreo title better. LOL.

How Sushi Was Invented

Who Are The 1 Percent?

Here's a little chart for all you people who have no idea who the hell the top 1 percent of income earners are.  And a part of me thinks you're probably not in it.

You can click on the pic to find out more about it, or read Mother Jones to view the charts reflecting what they own, and what they make.

He's Hot, He's Asian, He's Harry Shum Jr. - Part Tres

I don't know why I love this guy so much, but he's downright sexy!  He's absolutely beautiful, absolutely gorgeous, absolutely strong and absolutely muscular.  

Harry Shum, Jr. graces the inner covers of this month's DAMAN magazine, and he is nothing short of lickable.  

For those who may not know or know of him, he plays Mike Chang on the popular television show, GLEE.   He was also featured in my previous two posts from March and April.

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This year he was promoted as a regular cast member on the show, where he actually started singing.  He took vocal lessons over the summer and has already sung a song in a recent episode.  I'd have to say he sounded great.  Actually, all of him was great :-).

And here's a little trivia....  Harry was born to Chinese parents, but was born in Costa Rica.  His first language is Spanish.

The Woes of Being a Bad Parent - Children of the Corn

Seriously?  Who takes a 3-week old baby into a huge ass field of corn, only to get lost?  Second, if you can't seem to make it out through the maze, why didn't you just walk through the corn stalks?  And third, you were only 25 feet from the exit!  What a hot fucking mess!  

I'm sorry, but who the hell takes a 3 week (3 WEEKS!) into a corn maze the size of Texas!?!?

I'm sorry, but I struggled with listing this as one of my "What A Hot Mess" segments, and instead posted it as "The Woes of Being a Bad Parent," because that's what they are. Ugh.

Okay, maybe I'm being too harsh.  What do you think of all this?  Personally, I would love to walk through a maze with Ryan.  But we wouldn't be taking our 4 week old niece (literally) with us.

Other Uses for Candy Corn

Let's see, it's Halloween in a few weeks, and we want to know what to do with our left over candy corn. This handy chart will give you other uses for candy corn. How 'bout a thimble stand? Or better yet, ear plugs?

The World According To Americans

I'm LMAO, but for the most part, it's a bit accurate. Geez this chart does look American. LOL.

Quoted: Elizabeth Warren on Fair Taxation

Honestly, why can't all the Republican senators think like this brilliant woman?  If she keeps speaking like this, Republican Senator Scott Brown has his hands full come November, 2012.

It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 30 - A Dozen Pandas

A dozen pandas were born two weeks ago at a breeding center in China, and they are absolutely adorable.  OMG, I would love to have one, but I don't think that would be a good idea.  They would eat our chihuahuas as a snack.

The pandas are part of an effort by this large center to help the endangered species in the wild.  They also look for red pandas and other endangered Chinese animals.  You can read more about the cute little panda babies at the Sydney Morning Herald.

Honk War

What do you do when people drive up beside you at a stop light?  Oh, I don't know, honk?  LOL.  A honk war ensues in the middle of an intersection.

Pumpkins Carved Into Bert and Ernie

Awww, just in time for Halloween, you're very own Bert and Ernie pumpkins.  I wonder if whoever carved these can sell them on ebay.

OMG Hilarious! - Random Number

Rethink Breast Cancer: Your Man Reminder

As most of you already know, I work in the Breast Medical Oncology department of the #1 cancer hospital in the world.  So when I saw this video, I couldn't wait to share it with my readers, friends, co-workers and Facebook pals.

The video is an advertising campaign for the new mobile app, "Your Man Reminder" released by the folks at Rethinkbreastcancer.com.

Rethink Breast Cancer is a charity helping young people who are concerned about and affected by breast cancer through innovative breast cancer education, research and support programs. Rethink is a national volunteer-driven registered charity with a bold, enterprising and entrepreneurial approach.

I'm sure the ladies and the gays will love it, but honestly, we can't overlook the importance of Breast Cancer Awareness.  Do your part and share this with everyone you know.  And men, you too, can get this terrible disease, don't overlook it.