Quoted - Writer, C. Joy Bell C. on Broken Families

“There is no such thing as a "broken family." Family is family, and is not determined by marriage certificates, divorce papers, and adoption documents. Families are made in the heart. The only time family becomes null is when those ties in the heart are cut. If you cut those ties, those people are not your family. If you make those ties, those people are your family. And if you hate those ties, those people will still be your family because whatever you hate will always be with you.” ― C. Joy Bell C. on Broken Families

Cyanide and Happiness: Beer Run [Video Exclusive]

Normally I post a daily pic from Cyanide & Happiness, but today is a special day.  It's a video exclusive day!  You're lovable characters are in a short film - and it will definitely make you laugh!

Keep this in mind.... in no way does this comic strip's video mean you should drink and drive.  Drink Responsibly.

Just Sayn'

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 098

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Hungry for Cato or Alexander?

The movie, Hunger Games hasn't even hit theaters yet, and girls, and boys are swooning over this guy, really?  LOL.

Unbeknownst to you, Alexander Ludwig, the main attraction of the upcoming movie, had to put his rockstar dreams on hold, because he wasn't able to pull a Justin Bieber fast enough.  Who knew Cato could sing?  Actually he just released his track, "Liv It Up (Teenage Wasteland)" on Monday, March 6, 2012.

Have You Accepted Jesus?

I already know I'm going to be saved, but do you?  I'm sorry, this was too funny not to share...

How To Sleep At Work - Take 2

Yesterday you found out how someone at Fed Ex sleeps on the job.  Today you'll find out how the folks at Fox News fall asleep on the job. LMAO.  It really is rather funny.

I'm assuming with some of the results coming in rather late on “Super Tuesday,” some of the reporters had to stay up a little past their bed times;  And today, they’re paying for it.

Solar Storm What Exactly?

Solar storm passes without incident so far

All week you had experts saying that satellites were going to be raining from the sky, no one would be able to talk on their cell phones, electronic devices would be going haywire, and planes would have to be re-routed.  Oh, they re-routed alright, but when the Solar Storm passed nothing happened.  I think these are the same people who do our weather forecasts here in Houston - they never get it right.

Personally, I think it's waiting for the end of the world in December.  What do you think?

Disney Prince of the Week 009

Over the last 9 weeks I have been posting a Disney Prince of the Week.  Can you guess the movie and the name of the character who played this week's Prince? 

While he's not technically a Prince in the movie, the artist considers him the girl counter-part of a Disney Animated movie.  Hence in the eyes of the artist, he's a Prince of Disney.

I Quote That - Two Wolves

Movies to Watch - Game Change [Premieres this Saturday on HBO]

"One of the most memorable moments of Election Night in 2008 came when Sarah Palin joined John McCain after his concession speech. As she walked onto the platform Palin looked visibly angry, not someone resigned to a loss but someone still ripe for a fight. Apparently the reality of the situation had yet to sink in and Palin was still in campaign (i.e. pit bull) mode. What prompted her anger was later revealed by political journalists John Heilemann and Mark Halperin in their best-seller "Game Change" and acts as the climax to the HBO movie based on the book that premieres this weekend. And, yes, she was pissed." [edge]

People who have already seen this movie are raving about it, but it doesn't come without the backlash from the folks on the right - the Reds.  To put it in simple terms, instead of people placing aside their political differences when watching this film, there's the pre-conceived notion that Hollywood was being biased in the making of this film.

Well, I kinda have to agree with that; Where's the first part of the book by Halperin and Heilemann?  You know - the part where Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton were at each other's throats?  But place this aside for the moment, because we all know that a majority of the REDs would agree that Palin wasn't fit to handle the job.  And even more were weary of her becoming President if something would have happened to John McCain.  But going back to the book the film is based on - more than 300 people were interviewed who were involved in the McCain/Palin campaign, so it begs the question, how could it be false if all these people were involved in the campaign?

Watch the trailer, it's definitely is an award-winning film and makes for must-see-TV.  It's definitely something Ryan and I will be watching this Saturday night on HBO - 8PM Central

View trailer 1 after the jump

ARACHNOTOWN

I sure hope whoever lives in this small town of 8,000 people doesn't have Arachnophobia, because it looks pretty darn scary.  Did you get that?  If you have a fear of spiders do not view these photos.

A town in the southeastern part of Australia had to evacuate because of rising flood waters, but they're in for a big surprise when they all return.   After everything is said and done, they're coming back to their yards covered in webs and SPIDERS!  And lots of them.  Read the full story here, and check out the photos below. 

Kiss of the Week - Issue No. 015

"I love it when I am just walking away form kissing you good-bye and we both turn around at the same time to get just one more."

- Anonymous

It's Your Move World!

Cyanide and Happiness: Signs

Dollar Shave Club - Our Blades Are F***ing Great

When I saw this video I started to laugh, then giggle, then smile, and then nothing...

Why? Because the promotion is actually true!  The Dollar Shave Club does exist, and if you are one who spends hundreds on razors every year, this may benefit you.  Seriously.  For $1 a month you get 5 cartridges shipped to your door.  You will no longer have to shop for the damn things or spend a horrendous amount of money that simply goes to Rafael Nadal. LOL.

Trust me, you'll enjoy the video, check it out here.

YouTube Description:  Dollar Shave Club couldn't be simpler. Select one of our great razors, pay one low monthly fee, and we send 'em right to your door. No more over-paying for fancy brand name shave tech. No more forgetting to buy your blades. Check out http://www.dollarshaveclub.com

Isn't This The Truth? Tell A Man Something

LOL. oh so so True!!!

How To Sleep At Work

Absolutely hilarious!  Want to know how to sleep at work?

See these boxes below?  Now, scroll down past the previous blog, and or click "after the jump" to see how a FED EX employee does it.  Pure genius!  LOL.

after the jump...

Sincerely, Commando [NSFW]

It feels like I was just telling this story to a group of friends on Monday during dinner.  It was about a time when I was in college and living in the dormitory.  I can't even count how many times this happened to me, but while my laundry was drying, some bozo would go in and take it out when it wasn't even dry yet.  Boy did that piss me off, but what really did it for me was when my bath towels went missing.  All hell broke loose.  Have you ever had any of your clothes or towels gone missing while in college?

This notice is NSFW, let me repeat... NSFW.  This means if you can't handle vulgar language - don't read it, because this girl is really PO'd.  And I don't blame her one bit.

How to Sleep at Work