We can't sit at work for too long, because our lives will shorten drastically. We can't eat a high-carb diet, because we have a chance of developing a tumor in a few years, and today we find out that our Television is slowly killing us. Geez, I think our lives are too short to worry about that kind of crap, don't you agree? When can I start smoking again?
A team of researchers from Australia are predicting that Ryan and I will die within a few years. No, really. As long as our asses are sitting on the couch watching Glee, America's Got Talent, So You Think You Can Dance, True Blood, Master Chef, Dexter, and Hell's Kitchen, we will not be around much longer. It's true! If your ass is watching TV for more than 2 hours at a time, you're life expectancy decreases by 1.8 years and for women, it decreases by 1.5.
I guess Ryan and I better sleep less than 5 hours a day to increase our life expectancies, otherwise we're fucking screwed!
1 comment:
Yeah, I heard about this study on Keith Olberman. Sounds ridiculous to me. Was it radiation from the television set or just from being obese and watching TV all day? I work out throughout the week and my love is eating healthy everyday, so proud of you babe, yet our television habits will still shorten our lives? I don't buy it. Smoking destroys lungs, alcohol destroys your liver, red bull gives you wings, I understand all this but what the hell does television do that somehow kills us? Please explain scientists so I can decide if I wanna catch the upcoming fall season or not.
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