Go get your gun. Seriously. After you take a look at today's issue of "Foods That Will Make You Fat", you will wish you had one, or use the one you got.
I'm going to say this only once. That bitch, Paula Dean needs to go to prison. She is going to kill everyone on this planet with her recipe ideas. She's the reason we have all these idiots coming up with these insane concoctions. Lady's Brunch Burger, really?
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| Lady's Brunch Burger |
She's become a star on the Food Network and has been responsible for millions of lives. This bitch needs to go to prison. Her name is Paula Dean. Okay, so I lied, I said it twice. This woman who introduced us to heart attacks and strokes at an early age is not your average mother or grandmother. Look at that yummy sandwich up there, isn't that a sandwich fit for a Lady? Hell NO! A lady wouldn't touch that if she had an ounce of class left in her. A hamburger patty topped with a fried egg & bacon, in-between 2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Are you kidding me? Does it make your mouth water? Ugh.. I'm done with her.
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| Surprise Cake |
Doesn't this cake look delicious! It looks like a yummy pineapple upside down cake, doesn't it? Zoom in a little closer.... yeah, you see what I see!!!
SHRIMP and PIGGIES! It's 2 layers of yellow cake with a sweet mayo frosting covered in ham and topped with shrimp, pineapple, mandarin oranges and a cherry. The only good thing about this hot mess of cake..... it's only made in Sweden. Supposedly it's very popular on kid's birthdays over there. Now I don't know which country's worse. And it's not called a surprise cake, it's called a Smorgastarta aka shrimp and ham cake.
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| The Atlanta Exit Wound |
This is when you get your gun. Do it now, because when I tell you what's in this hot mess of a pot, you will die regardless. The bottle of hot sauce I can deal with, but when you say 4 packages of cream cheese, a bottle of blue cheese dressing (yes, a whole bottle), and 6 chopped chicken breasts, I.....
6 comments:
that is just dumb its not like people are forcing foods down peoples throat.it is all free will and choice that is like saying im going to eat mcdonalds everyday but im suing because it made me fat nobody is forced to eat food like this it is a matter of choice and within moderation it isnt bad, there are limits
im not trying to blame anyone but people need to stop putting the blame on fast food and fried cooking and start taking responsibilities for their actions and choices
Jessie Mackey via Facebook like's Tye Kristopher's comment "im not trying to blame anyone but people need to stop putting the blame on fast food and fried cooking and start taking responsibilities for their actions and choices"
And this is so true Tye, it's no one's fault but their own if they allow themselves eat all this crap. I write this segment more for the humor of it all. I try to use some of the images from the book, "This Is Why You're Fat" and other sources, but it's mainly about what stuff is in the recipes and such. Thanks for the comments.
Yes, nobody forces us to eat anything, unless you consider the peer pressure to "be with the group and not a hater" when it comes to eating with family, friends or co-workers. Even so, most restaurants will nowadays at least try to offer something healthy to everyone that is knowledgeable about their health and cares to not over indulge. Still, if I was raised in a family that never ate healthy and this food is all the food that I knew, I might not be aware of what is healthy and what is not. Granted, it's not hard to see how the sh!t on this particular blog, Foods that will make you fat, will undoubtedly make you fat, but at the same time until people really started saying something about the health concerns that fast food brings with it, these restaurants had no healthy options. If they did they more than likely were not that healthy to begin with. My point is this: While there may be some frivolous lawsuits out there, lawyers aren't cheap and time is money, especially when you consider the expensive attorney you'd need to hire to try and take on a fast food corporation as well as the time it'd take for this case to go through the numerous courts just to possibly get anywhere with any results whatsoever. It's not easy to just go and sue and get money. The people that decided to bravely take this journey on are mainly interested in having their message heard and making change. Take the infamous hot coffee incident that, for the most part, everybody has heard of but no one truly knows the details. A woman at McDonalds spills hot coffee on herself, sues because the coffee is too hot, wins and makes money off her own mistake. Sounds horrible right? But what if I told you that the coffee was so hot that it seared the flesh off her bones. When the poor woman got to the hospital the doctors could see the internal muscle and bones inside the two gaping holes in her legs that the hot coffee had made. She needed multiple skin graphs to fix the injury that her insurance wouldn't cover and that she couldn't afford. So she sues McDonalds for two reasons: To not only get the money that she needs to pay back the debt she owes on her surgery, but to also get McDonalds to lower the temperature on their coffee so this suffering could not happen to anyone else. While suing McDonalds because you're fat sounds outright ridiculous, it'd help get them to change what they offer so at least there's something somewhat decent to eat there now for all of us health conscious people out there. But what about those that aren't and all they can afford to feed themselves, as well as their children, is a quick fast food meal? At least those places now give not only alternate food options but possibly what their food products now contain regarding calories and grams of fat. They didn't do this on their own. Somebody had to have the bravery to stand up to them and say something. So next time you may thing about criticizing the "lazy, good for nothing" plaintiff that's suing somebody, or consider standing up and applauding tort reform (lawsuit reform) please check out the documentary, "Hot Coffee". Yes, a plug at this point doesn't sound too good, but it really opened my eyes to what's happening to the courts in our country and how it doesn't look too good for our future unless we stand up and say something right now. Change does not happen by itself, it takes people to make it happen, as well as a whole lot of bitching. I appreciate what these people have done for us, and we all owe them a big thank you. I won't forget it, will you?
Wow, babe, well said. Everything you said is true. I remember watching the story about the mcdonald's coffee with you.
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