“For every minute you are angry
you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friday, December 16, 2011
Worst Star Wars Costumes Ever!
Is it me, or are these the worst Star Wars Costumes you've ever seen? LMAO. Poor R2D2. Sad thing is, they'd probably win the costume contest for being original.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Kiss of the Week - Issue No. 004
When I started my "Kiss of the Week" series in 2007 on Peter's Daily Blog, I never thought I would get as far as I did with it. At the beginning I was only posting photos of two hot guys kissing, but later incorporated a "Quote of the Day" with it - and the rest is history.
Over the next few months I will be posting my original posts and slowly introducing this series to my current BLADE 7184 readers. So without further ado, here's the fourth issue, originally posted on July 14, 2007...
Over the next few months I will be posting my original posts and slowly introducing this series to my current BLADE 7184 readers. So without further ado, here's the fourth issue, originally posted on July 14, 2007...
What a Hot Mess: Want Some Paid Time Off? Plaster Your Mom's Pic In The Obituary
Seriously. Imagine your face plastered all over the obituary section of your local newspaper, and then showing up to work after a nice long vacation. Actually, that sounds kinda funny. People would be running all over the place thinking they've seen a ghost. LMAO.
Well, Scott Bennett from Brooksville, Pennsylvania was going to get paid for missing work, one way or another. Even if it meant taking a picture of his mother, and posting a fake announcement of her death. What happens next was more than he bargained for.
After mommy shows up at the newspaper's office to prove that she is, who she says she is, the police get involved. It's then they realize they have a serious case on their hands, LOL. After a thorough investigation they end up finding out it was her son who made up the whole thing, because he didn't want to get fired from his job.
I think Scott probably took more time off than he should have, and needed to find something to cover all the days he had missed. Otherwise, if he was gone for only one day, a simple case of "food poisoning" would've taken care of it. Lol. You reckon he still has a job?
Daytime Fireworks Display
Wow, I never knew such a thing existed. But if you haven't seen this, now is a better time than any. At the Arab Museum of Modern Art in Doha, Qatar last week, Chinese artist Cai Guo-Qiang put on his largest "explosion event" of the last three years, utilizing microchip-controlled explosives to form incredible designs and patterns.
Each set of explosions is controlled and shaped by a computer, it is calculated to paint a different picture.
It really is a fascinating thing to watch.
It really is a fascinating thing to watch.
Help! Adopt a Bro
The video starts off by stating that, "Every single day on college campuses, bros lose their best friends because their best friends now have girlfriends."
Oh, and nevermind that you have Sarah McLachlan's, "Angel" playing in the background. As if the sad pictures of bros flashing through the screen were not pitiful enough. LOL.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Must Watch: A Tasty Way To Go...
Nevermind that the guys are cute. This is the creepiest, Dexteristic, short film I have ever seen. Hopefully you brave souls will watch it; Especially with it's very tasty ending. It's only 46 seconds, so I'm sure you have that much to spare.
Have Yourself A Very Merry Grenade Christmas
Sure, go right ahead and buy these to go along with your Santa and Machine Guns family portrait. LOL. You'll be the only one in town who has them. Well... unless you live in Cut-n-shoot or Grangerland, Texas. Just kidding. I love all of you who live out there, even if there's still cross burnings.
Laugh of the Day: I Gave My Kids A Terrible Present
Remember that candy eating prank parents played on their kids the day after Halloween? If you haven't seen it, it was absolutely hilarious! You can watch it here.
Well, Jimmy Kimmell is at it once again, but this time it's a holiday prank. He asked the parents of America to tell their kids they are going to allow them to open one present a few weeks early, but instead of a good present, he advised them to put something the kids wouldn't like in the box, upload it to YouTube, and label it, "Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I gave my kids a terrible present."
And boy, were they terrible. Some of the kids went ballistic and some of them were just shocked. This video will definitely be your laugh of the day! Check it out.
Well, Jimmy Kimmell is at it once again, but this time it's a holiday prank. He asked the parents of America to tell their kids they are going to allow them to open one present a few weeks early, but instead of a good present, he advised them to put something the kids wouldn't like in the box, upload it to YouTube, and label it, "Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I gave my kids a terrible present."And boy, were they terrible. Some of the kids went ballistic and some of them were just shocked. This video will definitely be your laugh of the day! Check it out.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
How To Explain Gay Rights To An Idiot
There are so many people in this country who try to associate our rights with those of a pedophile, animals, or marrying a tree, that we don't know how else to explain to these idiots the difference between inanimate objects or people that are alive. So a big thank you goes out to the very bright individual who wrote the following post, and my Facebook friend, Brett Daminski for posting it on his wall. The moment I read it, I knew I had to share it with my blog readers. I Absolutely love it!
Explaining Gay Rights
To People Who Make The Huge Leap That
If We Legalize Gay Marriage It Will Open
The Doors To All Sorts of Ridiculous Things
Like Marrying Your Toaster, Children, The Dead Or Your Dog
By NevermoreFTW
Yes, someone really debated me about the toaster on the basis that you could give your own possessions consent to marry.
Now let's move on...
That is inequality, the following is not...
Additional not like gay rights examples...
Hopefully gay rights makes more sense.
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How To Pick Up A Chick?
I think they titled this video wrong. It should have been "How not to pick up a Chick". And another thing...
What is it with straight guys and big butts? I never understood that. Please, I need an answer to this age-old question.
Back To The Future - Britney & Rihanna
Absolutely hilarious! I stole this from Facebook friend, Michael King, and had to treasure this moment forever! LMAO!
In Honor Of Those Who Served...
Since 1775, over 1.3 million American troops have made the ultimate sacrifice. Thank you and please visit SemperFiFund.org to help give back to those who protect our freedom.
If The World Were A Village of 100 People: Issue No. 15 - Literacy
This is the 15th poster out of the 20 posters I have shared with you over the past several months.
Every week I have been asking, "What if the world were a village of 100 people?" And by using statistics based on the spread of the population in the world, Toby Ng Design created these posters as another way of looking at how our world is today.
If you missed any of the previous issues, click here.
Every week I have been asking, "What if the world were a village of 100 people?" And by using statistics based on the spread of the population in the world, Toby Ng Design created these posters as another way of looking at how our world is today.
If you missed any of the previous issues, click here.
Our Future Is In Their Hands - Take 6
Which Knife Do I Use?
For all you chefs in the making... just in case you wondering which knife to use in the kitchen.
Monday, December 12, 2011
Loving One Another - Issue No. 001
Another great series I started on Peter's Daily Blog in 2007 that I will slowly introduce to my BLADE 7184 readers every Monday. As the issues progressed I included a quote along with each picture, much the same way as my Kiss of the Week series on Thursdays.
Here is the inaugural issue of Loving One Another.
Here is the inaugural issue of Loving One Another.
Laugh of the Day: The Button
Omg, too freaking hilarious!!! Okay, I'm not sure if any of you have ever seen the movie, The Box, starring Cameron Diaz, James Marsden and Frank Langella, but if you haven't, this will still crack you up. Definitely today's laugh of the day.
In the movie, a small wooden box arrives on the doorstep of a married couple Norma and Arthur (Diaz and Marsden). Moments later, a mysterious stranger (Langella) delivers a message that the box promises to bestow upon its owner $1 million with the press of a button. However, pressing this button will simultaneously cause the death of another human being somewhere in the world, someone they don't know. With just 24 hours to have the box in their possession, the couple find themselves in the cross-hairs of a startling moral dilemma and must face the true nature of their humanity.
In today's laugh of the day, a similar situation occurs, but it doesn't quite work out as the mysterious stranger hoped it would. The guys from picnicface.com created this parody, and it's definitely quite funny. Check it out.
In the movie, a small wooden box arrives on the doorstep of a married couple Norma and Arthur (Diaz and Marsden). Moments later, a mysterious stranger (Langella) delivers a message that the box promises to bestow upon its owner $1 million with the press of a button. However, pressing this button will simultaneously cause the death of another human being somewhere in the world, someone they don't know. With just 24 hours to have the box in their possession, the couple find themselves in the cross-hairs of a startling moral dilemma and must face the true nature of their humanity.In today's laugh of the day, a similar situation occurs, but it doesn't quite work out as the mysterious stranger hoped it would. The guys from picnicface.com created this parody, and it's definitely quite funny. Check it out.
Riot Gear Through The Years
Oh, how the times have changed. A look at our country's riot gear as of 1968.
Just as the styles of protest have changed from one generation to the next, so have the styles of protest policing. Technological advances, training innovations and changing attitudes toward the right to assemble have all shaped the way the police handle the challenges of large demonstrations. During the 1960s and ’70s, police officers treated many protests as a threat to the social order and responded with brute force. In the 1980s and ’90s, demonstrations tended to be less confrontational and the police responded with more accommodating tactics. - The New York Times
How To Open A Padlock With An Aluminum Can
Not only, does weblog ITS Tactical give you step by step instructions on how to do it, they have an instructional video as well. You don't even have to know the combination to one of them. How snazzy is that? All you need to do is finish drinking your beer out of an aluminum can, grab a pair of scissors, a few locks and you can practice.
No, really. That's all you need. An aluminum can, and you'll be able to break some name brand padlocks in no time.
The Refrigerator Thief
I think everyone has experienced it in some form or another.
The "Refrigerator Thief" is in every work place. And if you haven't spotted it yet, wait till you get out of college and start working in the corporate world.
This anonymous author felt compelled to go even further, but then again, I might have done the same thing if my food kept disappearing.
The "Refrigerator Thief" is in every work place. And if you haven't spotted it yet, wait till you get out of college and start working in the corporate world.
This anonymous author felt compelled to go even further, but then again, I might have done the same thing if my food kept disappearing.
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Blade's Box of Jams: Track #12 - Our Deal
Currently listening to...
Best Coast
The video, produced and directed by Drew Barrymore follows Moretz and Posey who play the romantic leads in the film. They fall in love at first sight, much like Maria and Tony in West Side Story (which by the way Ryan and I saw for the first time this week). Of course, it's never as easy as it seems. You have these two lovebirds who are on opposite gangs falling for each other. The film has a perfect way of moving you in-between the scenes, giving you hints through graffiti along the way. Definitely a pretty song. Very Romeo and Juliet, West Side Story, and Rebel Without A Cause.
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