Poster of the Week - Issue No. 21 - Elitism

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Elitism".

Facebook Humor 101 - Liberals Are Ruining This Country

This is absolutely hilarious. OMG! Too funny.  A friend of mine on facebook posted something on his wall several hours ago, and I'd have to say it was a "Priceless" conversation. LMAO still.

Just This Side of Heaven is a Special Place Called The Rainbow Bridge...

Today marked the one year anniversary of my chihuahua Princess' death.  

While the day was spent with the person who matters more to me than anything, or anyone in the world (my partner Ryan), I had Princess on my heart all day.  

Princess was everything to me.  For 9 long years, she was there to comfort me in times of sorrow, there to greet me when I came home from work, there for me when I was excited about something, and she'd get excited too!  But most importantly, she made me happy. 

I miss you so terribly much my little Princess, but just you wait, I will be there soon enough, across that Rainbow bridge.

When my baby Princess died, the cremation service gave me this beautiful poem, and I have never forgotten it.

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OMG Hilarious! - Fireman, Please Help!

Movies to Watch: The Thing (First Full-length Trailer)

I'd have to say that after watching the following trailer, they have done a really great job re-creating everything surrounding the original movie.  

This prequel of the same name to The Thing, was a horror/suspense/thriller released in the early 1980's.  I had never seen it before (for fear of scary movies), until Ryan and I bought the DVD for our collection.  I'd have to say, it instantly became a genuine classic amongst our 1,300 Blu-ray/DVDs.

I'm actually glad they didn't remake the movie, but instead gave us an insight into what happened before the events of the original movie.  I don't want to spoil it for everyone, but I highly recommend you watch the first movie.   

The trailer below doesn't spoil anything, so you can see this and the original.

It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 21 - Koi Mommy Is A Duckling

Ryan and I have a Koi pond, so this hits close to home.  He (Ryan) will get a kick out of this when he sees it.  

A little duckling acting more like a mother, than a child, feeds some Koi and then goes for a dip - it's one of the cutest things ever!

Harry Potter vs. Star Wars

Absolutely love it!  Both movies and their characters are placed side by side in the following images.  Check it out, it's pretty darn cool.

Check out the rest of the characters after the jump...

So Is This Dexter As A Woman?

I'm not sure how many of you know who Paz de la Huerta is, but she's an American actress who has appeared in more than 30 movies, and most recently, HBO's "Boardwalk Empire." 

Huerta has been cast in the new movie, "Nurse 3D," and earlier this week the first concept art was released.  Yes those crazy folks at Lionsgate are at it again.  These are the same ones who brought you those crazy movies like SAW and Hostel.

Paz de la Huerta will be playing a character by the name of Abby Russell, who's a beautiful, hard-working nurse by day, and an evil bitch by night. Think of Dexter, but with long legs, long hair, and boobies.

No, really it's about her punishing bad, bad men.  She purposely goes after dishonest ones, and kills them.  Sounds pretty interesting; We'll just have to wait and see.

Isn't This The Truth? Terms of Agreement Checkboxes

OMG!  Isn't this the truth!  LMAO.  How many times have you skimmed over the terms of agreement, only to find out you were liable for something you didn't read?  I mean who the hell reads all that legal mumbo jumbo anyway?  So instead of saying, "check this box confirming you read the TOA," maybe you should say this...

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The Very Yummy Chandler Massey and Our Soap Operas

Oh, how I miss my soap operas.  I remember when Ryan and I used to sit and watch "Young and the Restless" and "Guiding Light."  Those were the "Days of Our Lives." LOL.

I've watched them my whole life.  I guess I could blame my mother for this, because I watched them through high school, and college.  Sometimes I would schedule my classes around "All My Children," "Days of Our lives," and "As The World Turns," just so I could see what was going to happen with Palmer, Bo, and Holden. LOL.

I was watching "One Life to Live" when Ryan Phillippe played the first gay character on a daytime soap.  He had to deal with coming out at a time when this sort of thing was unheard of.

Well... "Days of Our Lives" has taken on the gay issue, as almost all the shows have now.  But what makes this one so different from all the rest is, that none have been as hot as this one. :-)   If I said I wasn't in love with Chandler Massey, I'd be lying.  So I'll be honest, I'm in love with him.  He is so damn delicious.

In either case, kudos to Chandler for being a supporter of our Gay cause and for portraying a closeted homosexual until Scott (blue tank top) brings him "out" on the show.  He was recently caught scoping Scott out, so it's only a matter of time.  Scroll up and skim through all the pictures, you know you want to.

A portrait of Chandler Massey in support of NOH8, after the jump.  Courtesy of photographer, Adam Bouska.

Dexter Reacts to Casey Anthony Verdict

This is genius! LMAO.  Watch as Dexter reacts to the Casey Anthony "not guilty" verdict.  

For those who have no idea who I'm talking about, Dexter is a fictional character who portrays a "Blood Splatter Analyst" for the Miami Metro Police in a Showtime series with the same name.

In secret, and on his own time, Dexter hunts down criminals who have been found guilty of a crime, and kills them.  Not just any crime, these people are murderers, wife-beaters and sexual predators.  Well... Dexter likes to rid the earth of these people, and kills them.  Thing is... he enjoys it, and takes pride in his work.

What's sad is that there are actually people out there who have it in for Casey, so she better watch out for the real life Dexter.

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 068

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

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Movies to Watch - Maybe: Contagion

So what do all the following actors have in common?

They star in a movie together.... yep, it's another virus outbreak movie.  Never seen one?  I'm going to pretend you didn't ask yourself that question.

So yea, Gwyneth Paltrow plays  a character in the movie,"Contagion" who contracts the "bird flu."  Well, the Avian Flu, but oh well, "tomato, toe-ma-to," same thing.  And Matt Damon plays her grieving husband.  Yea she dies!  I didn't spoil it dammit - it's in the trailer. geez!

Point of the movie, someone gets the virus, touches another person, the virus spreads, a gazillion people die, and our cities become a wasteland.  Think "28 days" later without the zombies, think Stephen King's, "The Stand" without the prophet of God.  Would you watch it? Probably so.

Harry Potter Re-enacted by Cats - Priceless!

Lord Voldemort

So we've seen the countless tributes, videos, and informational charts on the Harry Potter films, but have you seen the one re-enacted by cats?  Probably not.

If you saw yesterday's post of Harry Potter in under 7 minutes, you'll absolutely love this one; these are all the movies in a little over a minute, re-enacted by cats who actually look like their characters. LOL. 

It doesn't get any better than this...

OMG Hilarious! - Drinking

The U.S.A. as Seen By a New Yorker

To all my New York friends, 

I mean no disrespect.  :-)  Truly, I don't.  Hell, we have a governor who wants to secede from the rest of the country. LOL.  Love ya!

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The Top 25 Best Pictures of Zac Efron Shirtless

Yes, according to BuzzFeed, these were the top 25 shirtless pics of Zac Efron in 2010.  Can't wait to see what they have in store for 2011.

Check out the remaining 20 photos of Zac after the jump.

What a Hot Mess: "Lightning Never Strikes Twice"

This has got to be one of the most bizarre things I have ever read.  On Sunday afternoon, a man from New Jersey died when a lightning struck a tree he was standing next to.  

According to MSNBC, Stephen Rooney decided to have a cigar, so he did what any respectful person would do, walk away from the barbecue to smoke it.  He turns around and tells his family, "Don't worry guys, lightning never strikes twice."  He was talking about his Father, who died 48 years earlier by a bolt of lightning while he was fishing.  What a hot mess!  

What does this teach you? That life is too short, and nature doesn't give a rat's ass about truisms!

Madonna's Gaga Nightmare

This has got to be the most hilarious shit ever!  OMG!  It's a parody on all our gay icons, minus Britney, thank God!  The video titled, "Madonna's Gaga Nightmare," focuses on Madonna trying to revive her career.  So what does she do?  She calls up Lady Gaga, and simply asks her to give it back.  Gaga doesn't know who she is, and hangs up on her several times.  Madonna then proceeds to tell her, “You’ve stolen my looks, my music, and my gays and I want it back!” But Lady Gaga keeps hanging up on her. 

So she then calls up Cher to apologize for stealing the gays from her back in the 80's, but Cher doesn't want to hear any of it, and hangs up on her too.  

Madonna, can't take it anymore, and decides to go to an anonymous group which is run by "Sue Sylvester," and finds other famous icons in the support group, Diana Ross, Liza Minnelli, and Barbara Streisand.  It is absolutely hilarious.  

So how does her nightmare end? Watch the video below and find out.

Who Would You Rather Have? Someone Who Compromises To Get Things Done or Someone Who Sticks To Their Principles?

Was there ever really any question?  Look at the chart below, it's plain and simple folks!  No, I mean really look at it!

Republicans have their heads so far up their asses, that our nation will ultimately fall.  If they don't start compromising on the issues we value most, you can mark my words, we will be a 3rd world country in a matter of time. We may not be around to witness it, but our children and grandchildren will.  

To see the rise of the greatest nation on earth, and see it fall in the span of only 500 years, is not something I'd like to witness.  But if America keeps electing these idiots, then you'll see it, I can almost guarantee it.

If our future is in the hands of the "Calen" generation, then we (gay or straight) may have a chance.