Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Foods That Will Make You Fat - Issue No. 21
Can you believe I've posted 21 issues of "Foods That Will Make You Fat"? It seems like just yesterday when I started this series. I wonder how many of you have changed their eating habits over the past several months. I know I have. I'm currently on the TicTac diet.
Just kidding. I'm not on no diet, but I am making a better judgement on my food choices and trying to eat healthier. Trust me, if you were to eat half the crap I post on this site, you wouldn't be alive today.
What more could you ask for in a cheesy sandwich? In this delicious sandwich you have your 2 oz of unsalted butter, 1-1/2 oz. of Mayonaise, 1 cup of your favorite macaroni & cheese recipe, 1/4 of small onion cut into 1/4 strips, 2 teaspoons of butter (regular butter this time), 1/2 cup of pulled piggie meat, 1/4 cup of your favorite BBQ sauce and 3 slices of sharp cheddar cheese. Oh and I forgot the 2 slices of buttermilk bread. 'Nuff said.
When I first read about this, I almost threw up. Who in their right mind would eat this crap? Really? You know what - scratch that. I vividly remember my sister loving to eat the skin off the chicken. Then again.... we do eat it when we have fried chicken, don't we? So why not sell it by itself, right? Don't worry, KFC will have it available in a sandwich soon.
Look at that sandwich, what can you see? Honestly, all I can see is bread, maybe roast beef, and fries possibly. Well... it actually comes with a bread roll, cheesesteak, mozzarella sticks, french fries, and hot sauce. Seriously, how can anyone bite into this? Look at the girth on that sandwich. Geez.
Just kidding. I'm not on no diet, but I am making a better judgement on my food choices and trying to eat healthier. Trust me, if you were to eat half the crap I post on this site, you wouldn't be alive today.
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| Cheesy Mac n Rib |
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| Fried Chicken Skin |
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| The Fat Koko |
YES! THESE FOODS WILL MAKE YOU FAT!
Must Watch: Sue Sylvester Visits 1960's Mad Men
How many of you saw the Primetime Emmy Awards this past Sunday? That's okay, neither did I. But I was able to catch a glimpse of the Emmy opening on Lawrence O'Donnell last night. Thanks to my partner, Ryan who told me about it.
Is is absolutely hilarious. There was a scene where Jayne Lynch (Sue Sylvester) from one of our favorite shows, Glee, walked on the set of Mad Men (another one of my favorite shows) and hits on Peggy Olson (played by Elisabeth Moss).
Is is absolutely hilarious. There was a scene where Jayne Lynch (Sue Sylvester) from one of our favorite shows, Glee, walked on the set of Mad Men (another one of my favorite shows) and hits on Peggy Olson (played by Elisabeth Moss).In the opening number, Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek fame tells Lynch that he is convinced she is the “logical choice” to host the Emmys this year, then warns her against letting the audience know that “we all live in this one building.”
Ignoring the warning, Lynch races through the building dropping in on television shows...
When she drops in on the cast of Mad Men, she is asked to fetch some coffee.
“You're hilarious,” she tells Don Draper (played by Jon Hamm). “I'm not a secretary. I'm the host of the Emmys.”
“The Emmys?” Pete Campbell (Vincent Kartheiser) asks. “What you should be doing is learning how to type and firing the guy who gave you that man's haircut.”
“Well, a lot has changed since 1965. In fact, women can marry other women,” Lynch responds.
Turning to Peggy she adds with a wink and a smile: “Hey, Peggy.”
Watch the video to see what else she says. LOL.
Turning to Peggy she adds with a wink and a smile: “Hey, Peggy.”
Watch the video to see what else she says. LOL.
Rock & Pop Spelling Test
LOL, this is hilarious! The next time you take a spelling test, make sure you spell the names correctly. Geez, what's wrong with you?!?! Spelling Bee Champ, you are not!
U.S. Soldier Calls His Dad To Tell Him He's Gay
As many of you know by now, a policy that discriminated against "my family" was repealed yesterday, never to be heard from again. When I say "my family" I mean to say my gay brothers. This policy reprimanded gays who were in the U.S. Military. Men who have sacrificed their lives for our country... Men who have fought to defend our freedom in countless wars. They are no different than our friends and family who have given their lives to the U.S. Military. The Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy ended years of pain and heartache for many people in this country and around the world. And one particular soldier stationed in Germany who had something to tell his father...
"Dad, I'm gay," the soldier uttered into his cellphone. "Always have been and always known forever," he adds.How did his father react? He tells the young soldier, "I still love you son."
And that was all I needed to start crying. The soldier was relieved to hear his father assure him that this would not change their relationship.
I have friends whose parents have shunned them for being gay, disowned them for caring, or loving someone they can't live without. I cannot begin to imagine how this would feel - it would utterly devastate me! Furthermore, I don't know how a mother or father could hate their child so much, that they would kick them out of a family they've always loved and known. I just don't understand it. Is this what a Christian is like? Is this what Jesus would do?
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
The Joys of Being a Parent: How To Crush Your Son's Dreams
LMAO. ahhhh, The Joys of Being a Parent...Watch as this kid attempts to do his best at breakdancing, until mommy comes in and crushes his dreams. LOL.
"Alex... stop you're not going to be the great breakdancer you think you are, stop, it's not gonna work!"
Life's hard lessons... Mom, just let him be. Then again, mom is probably trying to keep him from hurting himself so they're not stuck with a huge doctor bill later. LOL.
Ryan and I are Guncles!
In what seemed like months, and months, and months, the stork has finally arrived! My sister delivered a healthy baby girl at 8 lbs. and 19-1/2 inches long.
Nothing pleases me more than to know my sister was able to carry this baby to full term. I thank God, his Angels, and my brother-in-law Luther for looking over her during her pregnancy. You will make the most amazing parents!.
BABY "LILIANA SKYE FASNACHT"Flesh of Our Flesh, Bone of our Bone & Miraculously our Own. Never forget for a single minute, you not only grew under my heart but In It . ♥
Flying Over Planet Earth
The YouTube description reads:
A time-lapse taken from the front of the International Space Station as it orbits our planet at night. This movie begins over the Pacific Ocean and continues over North and South America before entering daylight near Antarctica. Visible cities, countries and landmarks include (in order) Vancouver Island, Victoria, Vancouver, Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Los Angeles. Phoenix. Multiple cities in Texas, New Mexico and Mexico. Mexico City, the Gulf of Mexico, the Yucatan Peninsula, El Salvador, Lightning in the Pacific Ocean, Guatemala, Panama, Columbia, Ecuador, Peru, Chile, Lake Titicaca, and the Amazon. Also visible is the earths ionosphere (thin yellow line), a satellite (55sec) and the stars of our galaxy.
What a Hot Mess: Going Loco For Jesus
So obviously finding Jesus isn't just about punching your friend in the face for no apparent reason, it's about destroying your posters, breaking up with your girlfriend (or boyfriend), eating your CDs, and getting rid of your TVs.This video clip entitled "How to be a Real Man," found at a flea market in Berea, Ohio, is from an actual film released in the 1980's. It shows hip teenagers that life isn't only about slightly incorrect Spanish translations and punching your friends in the face for no reason, it's about you and what a hot mess you've become!
If The World Were A Village of 100 People: Issue No. 4 - Freedom
What if the world were a village of 100 people? Using statistics based on the spread of the population in the world, Toby Ng Design created this poster as another way of looking at how our world is today.
There are 16 more posters I will share with you in the coming weeks; This is the 4th of 20.
If you missed any of the previous issues, click here.
There are 16 more posters I will share with you in the coming weeks; This is the 4th of 20.
If you missed any of the previous issues, click here.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Isn't This The Truth? Just PROMISE not tell anyone else.
I couldn't have answered it better myself...
When we ask someone to keep a promise, we usually find out where our friendships lie in a matter of days... literally.
In most cases, this is what breaking a promise is all about...
When we ask someone to keep a promise, we usually find out where our friendships lie in a matter of days... literally.
In most cases, this is what breaking a promise is all about...
Jimmy Wong Wins Second Round of Cover Wars 7
With an impressive group of YouTube artists, Jimmy Wong edged out Eli Lieb and Walk Off The Earth featuring Roomie. It is now time for you choose the winner of this month's Cover Wars competition. So who will take home the Gold Record this month? Will it be the endearing love ballad by Jimmy, or the powerful pop version by Petie that will win you over? You decide.
The final round begins today 9/19/2011 and will end this Saturday, 09/24/11. I will declare the winner on Sunday, the 25th.
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| Cover Wars 6 Winner Abraham Lim |
Here are your final two contestants battling it out with their covers of Lady Gaga's, "Edge of Glory."
Round One Winner, Petie Pizarro
Round Two Winner, Jimmy Wong
To vote, simply leave me a comment indicating which artist you think deserves the win for the second round of the competition.
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Poster of the Week - Issue No. 28 - Hazards
Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Hazards".
Meet Your New Romeo & Juliet
So the last time a Romeo & Juliet movie was released there was a horrible tragedy at the end... Oh wait. THERE STILL IS! Ugh, I hate movies, where I already know the outcome.
Well, at least we have two gorgeous new actors besides Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes reprising their roles; Not that they could, they're dead! LOL.
Well, at least we have two gorgeous new actors besides Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes reprising their roles; Not that they could, they're dead! LOL.
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| Yes, this is your Juliet, the girl from "Kick-Ass," Chloe Moretz. I know, she's all grown up. How do these kids grow up so fast? Geez. |
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| And OMG they couldn't have picked a prettier boy to play Romeo. His name is Douglas Booth, and what a sexy guy he is. Yummylicious! He recently starred in the 2010 biopic of Boy George, where he played the singer himself. |
Creative Art Using Oreos
Artist and Sculptor, Judith G. Klausner "is a Somerville, MA artist with a love for small, intricate, and overlooked things," and that she is.
For her latest work, she has carved Victorian images onto Oreo cookies, and what masterpieces they turned out to be. You can visit her website "From Scratch" and check out the other fine art she's produced over the years. From Toast Embroidery, Cereal Sampling, and Wallpaper out of condiments. Pretty fascinating to say the least.
Here's a sample of her Oreo Cameos she did this year.
For her latest work, she has carved Victorian images onto Oreo cookies, and what masterpieces they turned out to be. You can visit her website "From Scratch" and check out the other fine art she's produced over the years. From Toast Embroidery, Cereal Sampling, and Wallpaper out of condiments. Pretty fascinating to say the least.
Here's a sample of her Oreo Cameos she did this year.
When I Walk In The Club
Yeah, this is pretty much what happens. I walk in, buy a couple of drinks, and ask my friends if they want a shot. Why the hell not? LMAO. This chart is telling it like it is.
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