Can you say soft-core porn at it's best? If you can, then you got the plot to the movie, Shark Night 3D. And you know, you are all going out to dinner, and this is the movie you will be watching. Granted, the movie was produced by the gory, and disgusting movie, Hostel, and one of the producers from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, it seems mediocre at best.As with most teen flicks, the boys are dressed in shorts, shirtless, and with girls prancing around half-naked. I'm not complaining, they're hot. :-)
This is the last time I go to Louisiana, oh wait... I haven't been. In either case, the movie has to do with some crazy dude who fills a lake with a butt-load of hungry sharks, and uses the hotties as test subjects. Really? Really? Okay, I know Hollywood is having a difficult time being creative (with their remakes and all), but JAWS happened over 30 years ago and it still beats the crap out of this.
Anyway here's the deal:
Arriving by boat at her family's Louisiana lake island cabin, Sara (Sara Paxton) and her friends quickly strip down to their swimsuits for a weekend of fun in the sun. But when star football player Malik (Sinqua Walls) stumbles from the salt-water lake with his arm torn off, the party mood quickly evaporates. Assuming the injury was caused by a freak wake-boarding accident, the group realizes they have to get Malik to a hospital on the other side of the lake, and fast. But as they set out in a tiny speedboat, the college friends discover the lake has been stocked with hundreds of massive, flesh-eating sharks!Now I'm truly excited! Check out the trailer below:
6 comments:
This will literally scare me to death. The "sample" you posted was terrifying
Make sure no crazies put sharks in your lovely new pond :-)
hahaha, one Halloween I put a big skeleton in a boat out there and signs about stay out of the water and had floating wood fins in the water ...oh yeah and hot ice in there so it was smoking and boiling. It was soooo coool.
Have pictures or videos somewhere but wouldn't know where to look. hahaha.
haha, that's pretty cool. sounds scary and fun.
I saw this trailer last night and, sigh, (rolls eyes), can they really not think of anything else? Salt water lake? How convenient.
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