Star Wars 3D Will Not Change Anything

I'm not sure what George Lucas is drinking? But he's obviously gone off the deep end much like Britney Spears and Anne Heche did 'back in the day.'  By now everyone has either heard or read about his grandiose idea of re-editing his films into 3D.  Fans are outraged, but personally, they are his movies and he can do with them as he pleases.  I think you should buy the movies as they are now, before they're gone forever. LOL.

The Force is gone with this one: Why 3D will do little to improve Star Wars
A long time ago, in this very galaxy, Star Wars was a great film. Sadly, after his glorious pinnacle of creativity, George Lucas started a downward slide and ended up hacking away at his own legacy.

Movies to Watch: Shark Night 3D

Can you say soft-core porn at it's best?  If you can, then you got the plot to the movie, Shark Night 3D.  And you know, you are all going out to dinner, and this is the movie you will be watching.  Granted, the movie was produced by the gory, and disgusting movie, Hostel, and one of the producers from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, it seems mediocre at best.

As with most teen flicks, the boys are dressed in shorts, shirtless, and with girls prancing around half-naked.  I'm not complaining, they're hot. :-)

This is the last time I go to Louisiana, oh wait... I haven't been.  In either case, the movie has to do with some crazy dude who fills a lake with a butt-load of hungry sharks, and uses the hotties as test subjects.  Really?  Really?  Okay, I know Hollywood is having a difficult time being creative (with their remakes and all), but JAWS happened over 30 years ago and it still beats the crap out of this.

Anyway here's the deal:

Arriving by boat at her family's Louisiana lake island cabin, Sara (Sara Paxton) and her friends quickly strip down to their swimsuits for a weekend of fun in the sun. But when star football player Malik (Sinqua Walls) stumbles from the salt-water lake with his arm torn off, the party mood quickly evaporates. Assuming the injury was caused by a freak wake-boarding accident, the group realizes they have to get Malik to a hospital on the other side of the lake, and fast. But as they set out in a tiny speedboat, the college friends discover the lake has been stocked with hundreds of massive, flesh-eating sharks!

Now I'm truly excited! Check out the trailer below:

Seven Dwarfs or Seven Shaolin Monks? Take your pick.

I know this sounds ridiculous, but its true.  There are three versions of Snow White slated to be released in 2012.  Which one will you be seeing?

The Brothers Grimm are in talks with Julia Roberts to star as the Evil Queen, in this 3D version of the film.  It will supposedly be the truest telling of the Snow White fable.  You know??? The one where the evil queen has Snow White's father killed and Snow finds her seven dwarfs to form an army? Someone has to takeover the kingdom.

In other news... Charlize Theron is set to play the evil queen in Universal's project, Snow White and the Huntsman.  I have no idea why they are casting Kristen Stewart as Snow White, but to each their own.  I believe this version should have been where the Huntsman (Viggo Mortensen) goes after Snow White to kill her, rip her heart out, and such, but decides to let her go.  According to some news sources, they will be using a more friendlier approach, and have the Huntsman befriend Snow White.

And finally, in the third project, Disney decides to produce Snow and the Seven;  Supposedly in the works since 2004.  This one makes no freaking sense! We already have Mulan, why bring Snow into Chinese culture? Snow White who lives in Britain goes to her father's funeral in Hong Kong when she realizes the evil queen is trying to have her killed and escapes to China.  Seven Shaolin monks train Snow to overtake the Queen.