Ooooh, check out all the yummy goodness below. Isn't your mouth salivating over these fine foods that will make you fat? My tummy is screaming for them right now. If it's not, you and your tummy have issues.
I mean, who wouldn't want to eat something titled "Deep Fried Cheese-Stuffed Portabello Mushroom Cheeseburger"?
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| Ultimate Snack Stadium |
Go ahead and call a doctor so that he can be on hand when I collapse on the floor from eating all those damn twinkies. The stadium comes complete with Slim Jim goalposts, reservoirs of queso and salsa for the end zones, fans made from assorted snack foods and the stadium itself constructed from 58 Twinkies.
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| Deep Fried Cheese-Stuffed Portabello Mushroom Cheeseburger |
Say that 5 times, quickly! Do it now! Geezus... Who doesn't like anything stuffed? I know you gay boys do :-) he he. Seriously, it's true, you're not stuffed between two gorgeous guys like you dreamed it could be, instead you have a big ass mushroom stuffed with cheese, stuffed between two beef patties smothered in cheese, stuffed between a huge hamburger bun dripping with cheese. It's a heart-clogging cheese galore!
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| Tater Tots with Cheese Extravaganza |
Ahhhh, the lovely tater tots with cheese. But these aren't you're regular "Sonic" tater tots with cheese, these are tots smothered in cheddar and mozarella cheeses, covered in Jalapeno's with bits of tomatoes and some black olives. Throw on some sour cream and salsa, and you have you're next regurgitated meal! Okay, I've had enough.
YES! THESE FOODS WILL MAKE YOU FAT!
1 comment:
F*&k the TV, these foods will kill you.
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