Kiss of the Week - Issue No. 019

"The best things in life are truly unseen, that's why we close our eyes when we cry, kiss and dream." 

 ~ Author Unknown

Cyanide and Happiness: Cannon

The Atlantic Road

I'm sorry, but this is scary as hell.  Look at the waves from the Atlantic as this guy crosses this superhighway in Norway.  It's downright terrifying.

According to the description, The Atlantic Road was built in 1983-1989 and has become a very popular road for tourists visiting the north-west coast of Norway.

Yeah, my ass wouldn't be crossing the Atlantic by road. LOL. Well... maybe if the sea was calm.

Your Worth More Dead Than Alive!

So let's say you are in decent shape... You have a healthy head of hair, perfect 20/20 vision, a good heart, and you don't drink too much, so you have a good liver.  You're gonna love this pretty cool infographic.  It pretty much let's you know how much your whole body is worth to science and the health industry.

They will give you $1,525 for your pair of eyeballs
$500 for each of your shoulders
$157,000 for your liver
$119,000 for your heart, and
$10 for every square inch of your good-looking skin.

What are the rest of your body parts worth?

Source: medicaltranscription.net

A PC full of filth!

No, get your mind out of the gutter.   

If you've ever owned a computer with a tower, or still own one, you know that the fans on these machines are magnets for dust, pet hair, and whatever else can sneak into it.  

After watching this video, you will know why it's a good idea, to give it a blow once in a while.

Does Anyone Have a BA in Linguisitics?

Because I would like to know WTF is up with this picture. LOL. It's pretty darn scary looking.

 

WHAT-A-RECIPE - Potted Cakes

Ever wanted to give a flower pot to a friend just for the hell of it?  Or sneak something sweet for a relative in the hospital.  Well, now you can make your very own potted cake.  Yep, take some oreos, ice cream, Sara Lee's pound cake, flowers, and you can make a flower pot that is actually a dessert!  What-A-Recipe!

I have included the images to help guide you...

Must Watch: Take Me To Your Momma for Rice & Beans

"Take me to your momma for dinner".  It's the singing chihuahua - it gets me every time. LOL. 

Nevermind that the guys in this video are hot, have hot bodies, and know how to move their ass, The chihuahua has it going on.

Cazwell is back with a new song, and this time it's called "Rice and Beans".  He left that "Ice Cream Truck" and bought a Taco one I suppose.


Is it me, or can those guys shake that ass?  I can only imagine what it's like in the bedroom. Damn!

Cyanide and Happiness: Fight

Isn't This The Truth? Every Public Bathroom Ever!

Thank you pleated-jeans for sharing what I've been thinking all along!

Little Darth to Have Open-Heart Surgery

In honor of Little Darth, I'm re-posting this video on my blog.  You may remember Little Darth from the Volkswagen commercial during the Superbowl in 2011.  If you've never seen it, you can see it here.  It's a real hoot!

7-year-old Max is having open-heart surgery today to repair a congenital heart defect.  If you haven't read about this, I highly recommend this article.  He is a brave little boy who has been contributing his time raising money for other children with heart defects.  We pray that he pull through his surgery with flying colors!

The Joys of Being a Parent: Remember Mummy, The Light Is Your Friend!

OMG!  This was f-ing hilarious!!  Ah, The Joys of Being a Parent. LMAO.  If you're a parent - you definitely want to see this, if you're not - you'll want to anyway.  

This 6-yr-old kid walks into his parents' bedroom in the morning and finds something he shouldn't have seen...

The following video was submitted for a Young Director Award being held in Paris on June 21st.  A definite "must watch".

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 27 - Why Do People Say The Earth Is Around But It Looks Flat To Me?

"My science teacher in school was talking about earth and that it is around. but the earth look flat to me?  If it is around then why does the sun go down at nitetime?  Woind't it by daytime all day if it was around?  I asked her how and she said something about the earth's evolution around the sun. my parents and my pastor said that evolution is not ture. so she must be lying about this to. i don't udnerstand how the earth can evolve since it was made by jesus. why would they say the earth is a ball if on the map it is flat? plz help"

You can hate me, I don't care, but are people really this stupid?  These are not 5-year-olds asking these questions, and even if they did, they would probably know the correct answer.

Lord have mercy on my soul! If you didn't know it before, you do now - Yahoo! Answers has all the answers you need, just ask it a question and people will chime in and give you one.

It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 57 - Polar Smashing Bear

Now, this would definitely scare the hell out of me.  

Imagine going to the Antarctica Zoo, Sea World, The Amazon, or Africa and while you're talking to your buddy about last night's conquest, a Polar Bear swimming in the aquarium inches from you, approaches the glass to say hi.

You don't pay attention to him, so he decides to throw a rock at you, shattering the glass behind you.  My thoughts are... 1) you run as fast you can out of the building, 2) continue talking to your buddy, or 3) stay put and tape the damn thing.

Not a hard decision is it? LOL.

Movies to Watch - Maybe: The Blue Lagoon The Awakening

So apparently the only good thing about the Blue Lagoon remake is this guy, right here - Brenton Thwaites.  Not to be complaining, but the original movie was a theatrical release, and not on Lifetime.

Oh, and the Christopher Atkins' character had less clothes.  I think Brenton has too much clothes in these movie clips.  Don't you think?

One more eye candy shot after the jump... and a trailer. Geez.

Laugh of the Day: The Avengers' Halloween Plans

If this doesn't make you laugh, I don't know what else to tell you... or show you. LOL.

And yes, you have to look after the jump to see who they'll be dressing up as for Halloween this October.

When A House Happens To Block Your Path

Yeah, it doesn't happen very often, but sometimes when you're driving down a stretch of highway, and a house just happens to fall in front of you;  My suggestion is... you run into, and through the damn thing.

It apparently happens in Russia quite often. LOL.

Cyanide and Happiness: New Porn

Poster of the Week - Issue No. 50 - Overconfidence

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Overconfidence".

 

Don't Be Nervous Andrew!

Ever feel rejected?  This kid does.  Well... he did before he was a contestant on America's Got Talent last week. The episodes were from the auditions held in Austin, Texas - the gay friendliest city in all of Texas!

Not only, did Andrew De Leon manage to get a standing ovation from the judges, he got one from the entire audience!   Believe me, our jaws just dropped when he started to sing. 

The touching moment comes when he responds to Howard Stern and says, "Um, I'm just so used to being rejected and I'm not really good at anything, so... this is amazing."

Sharon Osbourne continues by saying, "..please don't say that you're not good at anything, because you got an amazing voice, and you are an individual!"

But Howie Mandell said it best when he closed out the show by saying,  "You know, you've been hiding in your room all these years, but you never let the world see who you are or what you are, and it's not that you're good at anything, you are great!"

But Mommy, I Want To Say "Gay!"

So when should you say, "Gay"?  This lovely flowchart should help guide you. LOL.

I'd Rather Buy 45 Hammers At A Dollar Store Than Spend $45 On A Nickeback Ticket...

Damn, it sure must suck to be Nickelback or it may suck to be Josh Gross - take your pick.  Lol.  Obviously the Boise, Idaho Newspaper writer isn't a fan of the the band.

Quoted - Carrie Underwood on Marriage Equality

Her fan base may be made up of people who share Christian and Conservative beliefs, but she sure as hell don't share their same values. We love you Carrie!!!

"As a married person myself, I don't know what it's like to be told I can't marry somebody I love, and want to marry. I can't imagine how that must feel. I definitely think we should all have the right to love, and love publicly, the people that we want to love...  Our church is gay friendly. Above all, God wanted us to love others. It's not about setting rules, or [saying] 'everyone has to be like me.' No. We're all different. That's what makes us special. We have to love each other and get on with each other. It's not up to me to judge anybody,”

- Carrie Underwood to The Independent on marriage equality

In addition to supporting gay marriage, Underwood went on to condemn people who use the Bible for hate, saying, "That's not how I would want myself as a Christian to be represented."

The Cycles of Life

So here are your Cycles of Life, from your Idyllic Youth to your Eccentric Old Age. :-)

Must Watch: Garden of Your Mind - A Mr. Rogers Remix

PBS Digital Studios in collaboration with John D. Boswell, aka melodysheep on YouTube created this absolutely wonderful video titled, Garden of Your Mind.  It features, none other, than your favorite PBS hero, Mr. Rogers.

Thinking it would be a brilliant way to garner donations to your local PBS station, the video was remixed with the support of the Fred Rogers Company.  It has reached 2,852,941 views.  So if you like this video, please support your local PBS station.** http://www.pbs.org/donate

Thank you Sean Hodges for sharing this with me on Facebook.

Cyanide and Happiness: Complication

Crimes of the Century - No. 16 - Jeffrey Dahmer

 
JEFFREY DAHMER, 1991

 

His surname is now synonymous with "monster." Yet at least 17 times, Jeffrey Dahmer was able to get young men and boys to come home with him. In one incident, on the night of May 27, 1991 in Milwaukee, a 14-year-old managed to escape and wandered into the streets with Dahmer in pursuit. When the cops started asking questions, Dahmer was able to convince the police that it was merely a lovers' quarrel. The police conclusion: "Intoxicated Asian, naked male. Was returned to his sober boyfriend." 

 

Like the dozen before him and four after, the young man was eventually strangled and dismembered. Dahmer kept his skull as a souvenir. He stored parts of his victims in vats. He ate them. Dahmer's crimes raised several inchoate fears and revulsions: cannibalism, sexuality, class and race -- most of his victims were poor, African-American, Asian or Latino, while Dahmer was white. After his arrest on July 22, 1991, Dahmer was sentenced to nearly a thousand years in jail. He was killed by an inmate in November 1994.

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While the article above was just a short bio on a man known for all these heinous crimes, I recommend reading more about him here.  He truly was an evil human being. 

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TIME Magazine posted this article online several years ago, along with a list of 24 additional notorious crimes that I have been posting and will continue to post every Saturday on my blog.  Hope you enjoy.

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