Lord have mercy on my soul. Please forgive me! I only post this weekly segment, because I want to showcase everyone's creative ideas in the kitchen. Honest!
I mean, where would we be without our "Porkgasms", "The Spamsicle", "The Fat Koko", "The Thunderdome", and "The Meat Baby"?
Oh. I know. In hell!!!
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| The Fat Monkey |
After you eat this crap,
YOU WILL be a Fat Monkey. If the two slices of chocolate chip banana bread weren't enough, you've gone ahead and added layers of Nutella, bananas and marshmallow creme. And you don't stop there. You decide to dip it in cake batter and deep fry it, because frying will add 200 more grams of FAT. You see, this is usually where I stop. But noooooooo, there's more.... You can't forget to dip it in melted chocolate and roll it in toasted almonds and coconut. Shoot me now!
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| Grease Lightning |
Yum, I've always wanted to make this dish.. I'm lying.
Why the hell would I go to
Jack In The Box and buy an order of curly fries, head to
McDonald's and buy a box of chicken nuggets, drive to
Furr's to buy a chicken fried steak, stop by
Sonic to buy a corn dog, and park myself at
Wal-Mart to get some pizza rolls? Why? Why would I do such a ridiculous thing? Because I want to make that fabulous dish, up there? NO, because I want to kill myself by adding even more ingredients, like chili, bacon and sliced hot dogs.
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| The Sexy 'Smore |
Doesn't this dessert look utterly delicious? Look at all that raspberry jam oozing out of that graham cracker sandwich filled with peanut butter, marshmallows and milk chocolate. You achieve this by microwaving the ingredients until the fillings reach a liquid consistency. Unless you live in South Texas, where you can just leave it on the counter until it eventually melts.
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