Meet Your New Romeo & Juliet

So the last time a Romeo & Juliet movie was released there was a horrible tragedy at the end... Oh wait.  THERE STILL IS!  Ugh, I hate movies, where I already know the outcome.

Well, at least we have two gorgeous new actors besides Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes reprising their roles; Not that they could, they're dead! LOL.

Yes, this is your Juliet, the girl from "Kick-Ass," Chloe Moretz.  I know, she's all grown up.  How do these kids grow up so fast? Geez.

And OMG they couldn't have picked a prettier boy to play Romeo.  His name is Douglas Booth, and what a sexy guy he is.  Yummylicious!  He recently starred in the 2010 biopic of Boy George, where he played the singer himself.

Creative Art Using Oreos

Artist and Sculptor, Judith G. Klausner "is a Somerville, MA artist with a love for small, intricate, and overlooked things," and that she is.  

For her latest work, she has carved Victorian images onto Oreo cookies, and what masterpieces they turned out to be.  You can visit her website "From Scratch" and check out the other fine art she's produced over the years.  From Toast Embroidery, Cereal Sampling, and Wallpaper out of condiments.  Pretty fascinating to say the least.

Here's a sample of her Oreo Cameos she did this year.

When I Walk In The Club

Yeah, this is pretty much what happens.  I walk in, buy a couple of drinks, and ask my friends if they want a shot.  Why the hell not? LMAO.  This chart is telling it like it is.

The Woes of Being a Bad Parent - Throw Your Kid Off A Boat, That Will Shut Him Up!

Hey, the next time your kid pisses you off, just throw him off a boat! I'm sure your kid annoys the hell out of you, so that's a sure way to quiet him down.

I'm actually being serious. Meet Sloane Birles of sunny California, who thought it was a brilliant idea to throw his 7-year-old son off a boat, because he wouldn't stop crying.  Get a load of this guy, as he practically admits to doing it, and proud he did so.

Good thing there were 80+ witness at the scene.

I think they need to throw Mr. Briles off a boat in the Amazon or in shark infested waters with cuts on his body so they could smell the blood.  Oh... The Woes of Being a Bad Parent...

I Quote That - Fortunate

Love Tap: A Reminder To Not Let Love Pass You By

This is a really cute short film. If only finding love was as easy as running into someone, literally. Not that it can't happen.

This truly is love at first bump... 

OMG Hilarious! - Balloon Belly

Mortal Kombat Enters Nintendo Land....

Last Friday it was the causes of death in Super Mario Brothers that made you reflect on your youth.  

Today Mortal Kombat fatalities have taken over the happy-go-lucky world of Nintendo.... Things just got serious. 

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 076

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

The PostSecret App is now live for the iPhone. See details and sign-up for the future Android release: www.postsecretapp.com

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Want to see older Post Secret Friday issues? Go here.

It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 28 - Dog Balancing Act

Don't thing dogs are smart?  You should check out my "It's Purely Animal" series, because you can find several dogs doing things you probably couldn't do yourself.

I absolutely love this video.  

I saw it earlier in the week and wanted to share it with you.  Enjoy!

What You Do When People Sing "Happy Birthday" To You...

OMG Hilarious! - Sketch

Quoted - Clint Eastwood & Leonardo DiCaprio on Gay Marriage

Leonardo DiCaprio and Clint Eastwood's conversation with GQ Magazine on their upcoming movie about J. Edgar Hoover turned onto the subject of Gay Marriage...

Clint Eastwood: “These people who are making a big deal about gay marriage? I don’t give a fuck about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We’re making a big deal out of things we shouldn’t be making a deal out of … Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.”

Leonardo DiCaprio: “That’s the most infuriating thing – watching people focus on these things. Meanwhile, there’s the onset of global warming and these incredibly scary and menacing things with the future of our economy.”

What a Hot Mess: Planking Gone Wrong

Obviously somebody didn't get the memo.  Planking is sooo old school.  What a Hot Mess!

Back In The Day - Brad Pitt vs. Marky Mark

So are we feeling a bit nostalgic for some 1990's?

Isn't This The Truth? 90% of Facebook Statuses Can Be Broken Down Into These Categories

I found this chart truly hilarious. Not only because it's the truth, but how many of you fall into one or all of these categories?

In His Own Words: Throwing a Ball Was The Most Nerve-Wracking Moment of George Bush's Presidency

"The adrenaline was coursing through my veins, and the ball felt like a shotput. And Todd Greene, the catcher, looked really small. Sixty feet and six inches seemed like a half-mile. And anyway, I took a deep breath and threw it, and thankfully it went over the plate. The response was overwhelming. It was the most nervous I had ever been. It was the most nervous moment of my entire presidency, it turns out."

Yes, supposedly the most-nervous moment in all of President George W. Bush's life was throwing the first pitch during the 2001 World Series.  I know, you think I'm making it up, because you Republicans believe Georgie was God, correction, is God.  In either case, here the former President stating his case on the documentary, Beyond 9/11: Portraits of Resilience. which aired last weekend on HBO and CNN.

 

And you thought the following issues would have been George Bush's Most Nerve-wracking moment...

• Challenged his father—at the time the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations—to a fight, mano a mano.
• Was arrested for drunk driving.
• Quit drinking.
• Achieved narrowest presidential victory in history after a month-long recount battle.
• Nearly choked to death on a pretzel.
• Received warning in August 2001 that Osama bin Laden was "determined to strike" in the United States.
• Flew around the nation in Air Force One on September 11, 2001, looking for a safe place to land as nation beneath him shuddered under worst attack in modern memory.
• Ordered the invasion of Afghanistan.
• Ordered the invasion of Iraq.
• Survived grenade attack in Tblisi, Georgia.
• Presided over federal response to the destruction of the nation's 31st largest city by a storm.
• Initiated and authorized most wide-ranging extrajudicial surveillance of American citizens in a generation.
• Authorized the torture of detainees in U.S. custody.

List and video courtesy of Gawker

I Quote That - The Truth Is...

Drive Recklessly: Not Every Person Is A Good Person

Okay this PSA (Public Service Announcement) is wrong on so many levels, but I couldn't keep myself from laughing.  I'm sorry, but this bitch could have saved millions of lives!!!!

OMG Hilarious! - Crossword Yeah!

Foods That Will Make You Fat - Issue No. 20

I didn't know whether to laugh hysterically or scream "STOP!" while searching for today's Foods That Will Make You Fat.  I came across these ridiculous concoctions that made me laugh, and quite frankly I thought I had lost it.  LOL.

What makes people come up with these ideas is beyond me. I can't imagine sitting at my table writing a new recipe, and asking myself, "hmmm, I wonder what waffles, cheese and hamburger meat would taste like?"

The Thunderdome

Oh Lord Jesus, please help me.  Three stacks of bacon, sausage, elk meat, onions and cheese between tortillas all topped with sour cream, two fried eggs and scallions.  Elk meat? Really?  I feel sorry for the poor animal that died just to be made into this pile of hot mess!

Hot Beef Sundae

I honestly don't want to know, but it looks like roast beef, mashed potatoes, cheese, and a cherry tomato on top.  And who knows what else is underneath that pile of crap.  OMG! That is so disgusting!  I guess this gives a whole new meaning to the popular side, "Loaded Mashed Potatoes".

Cheeseburger Waffles

You thought I was kidding when I wrote my piece up at the top, didn't you?  But seriously?  Why would you take my Eggo and do this to it?  I want syrup, not cheddar cheese and ground beef smothered all on top of it.  The least you could have done was add bacon!

YES!  THESE FOODS WILL MAKE YOU FAT!

It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 27 - Baby Polar Bear's First Time In The Snow

This video is super cute.  It makes me almost wish I had a pet polar bear, if it wasn't for it's ferocious appetite.  The baby polar bear is cute nonetheless.

I Would Rather Go to Hell...

Seriously.... After watching the Republican debate last night I couldn't help but almost laugh and yell at the same time.  All these people are idiots!  Everyone of them!!! And this includes the stupid-ass, teabagging audience who would rather have a 30-yr-old die, than for him to have health insurance.

I would rather go to hell than to vote for any of these Republicans.  They've condemned me and Ryan to it anyway.

Last night they chanted "Obama depression" like he was the one who got us into this mess.  Nothing will ever improve as long as we have a Republican congress, because their goal is to watch President Obama fail.  They don't approve legislation or agree with any of the policies put forth by this administration because they want to win the election in 2012, not because they care about you. TRUST ME, NONE OF THEM CARE ABOUT YOU!!!  None!  Zero! Zilch! They don't give a shit about you!!!

This entire piece actually got crazier, because he started going into how the churches would pay for his care, they wouldn't let him die. 

Because every american can go into a church and ask for help, right?

OMG Hilarious! - No Prego

I Quote That - Hey You!

Must Watch: Table 7

Another amazing short film produced by another amazing director.  It is a really good film, and I'm sure you'll enjoy it as much as the "Porcelain Unicorn" I posted last month. 

As I refer to his website's biography page, Marko Slavnić, was born in Sarajevo, Bosnia, and came to the United States with his family in 1991 when he was just eight years old. He grew up in Austin, Texas, where he graduated from the University of Texas with a degree in RTF (radio, television and film).

After college, Marko began his professional career creating corporate and commercial videos for several national and international companies. However, with a passion and a talent for storytelling, he recently began pursuing more creative outlets of filmmaking.

The following short film, uploaded by Marko on YouTube describes it as "a couple having an intimate conversation in a restaurant, unaware that their every word is being closely monitored. However, not all is as it seems."  A poignant film I might add.

If The World Were A Village of 100 People: Issue No. 3 - Skin Colour

What if the world were a village of 100 people?  Using statistics based on the spread of the population in the world, Toby Ng Design created this poster as another way of looking at how our world is today.  

There are 17 more posters I will share with you in the coming weeks; This is the third of 20.  

If you missed any of the previous issues, click here.

OMG Hilarious! - 911

Isn't This The Truth? Entering The Shower

LMAO. Isn't this the truth?  How many of you do this as you enter the shower on?

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R.I.P. Spartacus

I've talked about Spartacus several times since I started my blog, and nothing saddens me more than to learn that he has died.  While the character has not deceased, the actor who played him, has.  

Andy Whitfield, who was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma about a year and a half ago died over the weekend.  He was only 39 years old.  R.I.P. Andy a.k.a. Spartacus

“The Welsh-born actor who moved to Australia was diagnosed with the disease about a year and a half ago, and bowed out of filming the second season of the Starz show after the cancer was discovered.” - LA Times