It Don't Matter How Old You Get...

It don't matter how old you get...

You will STILL want one of these.  
True Story.

White Guy Dance Moves

If you're a white guy trying your best to fit in on the dance floor, then this wonderful infographic is just for you.  Learn the "Toss the Dice", "The Microwave", "The Baconator", and many more dance moves made exclusively by you, for you!

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What a Hot Mess: How To Fix Your Car

Talk about a hot mess.  This only goes to show that being a mechanic isn't for anyone, only the few and the proud. LOL.  

Seriously though... if you ever want to remove an engine from a car (which my father and I have done plenty of times), you simply tie some chains to the engine block, tie them to a tree, put your car in reverse, and floor the gas pedal.  Trust me, it will be a success, just ask the guys in the video...

What a Hot Mess!

First One Home Wins

Isn't This The Truth? Wheel of College

It's truly sad, but isn't this the truth?  

Luckily for me, I had Financial Aid to get me through college, but for most folks it's about loans, loans, loans and paying them off after you graduate.

Quoted - Rob Nash on Gay Pride Day

"I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, "Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day?"  I remember when I was a kid I'd always ask my mom:  "Why don't we have a Kid's Day?  We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't we have a Kid's Day?"  My mom would always say, "Every day is Kid's Day."  To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing:  Every day is heterosexual-pride day!  Can't you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?"~Rob Nash on Gay Pride Day

Cyanide and Happiness: Letter

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 25 - Garbage Man Loses His Mind

Do you know how hard it is to categorize something I blog about?  Probably not.  It isn't so much attaching a label or tag so that I can go back and find it later - it's the fact that in both instances a person can be a hot mess and really stupid at the same time. LOL.  

Sorry, I know that sounded a bit confusing, but ARE PEOPLE REALLY THIS STUPID?!?!  Sorry for yelling, but if I was living in this home, and this was taped on my surveillance camera - his ass would be mine.  The garbage man in the video gets so frustrated, because a piece of garbage got stuck at the bottom of the can.  After several attempts he gets angry, and starts banging the can against the garbage truck up to five times.  But wait till you see what he does next.  At least he picked up the trash afterwards, right?

Poster of the Week - Issue No. 49 - Motivation

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Motivation".

Raining for Time

If there is any indication that rain and daylight saving time affects one schedule, today is the perfect example.  Geez, it's the afternoon in Texas, and I have yet to blog about one issue or topic of the day.  But it's a good thing;  Every now and then we need a little break - a little rest.  I will blog for the remainder of the week, but after Saturday, I will be taking a one or two week break, depending on how I feel.  

Ask any Blogger and they will tell you - it's time consuming, exhausting, and it takes most your day or evenings.  In my case, I have to blog the day or night before so that everything posts in a timely manner the next day.  There are times, like breaking news and such, where I'll immediately stop for the day to blog about the event, but that's far and in-between.  In either case. Hope you enjoy your Sunday.  And if you're in Houston, Texas - enjoy the rain... :-)

Saturday Morning Coffee Break: The Defenders

How would you feel if someone put your marriage up for a vote?

Time go grab your cup of java and enjoy today's Saturday Morning Coffee Break. 

Today's short film is another great piece of work from Keith Hartman.  You may remember him from my blog on February 11th, titled "The License".  The film was amazing - if you haven't seen it make sure you check it out.

"The Defenders" in much the same way as "The License" is too close to reality to be funny.  It actually sends a highly effective message on the hypocrisy of those who would deny equal rights to men and women who want to get married, no matter who they are. You have to remember, "knee-jerk" reactions are the province of frightened and uninformed people. I believe that any heart can be softened with the right touch, and that we must counter the fear tactics being employed by proponents of those who wish to rob us of our future. 

This short, three minute film proves that none of us are immune to discrimination which is often taken to an ugly extreme. We are all the same--gay, straight, bi, parents, children, brothers, sisters, and spouses. Our blood runs red, and our eyes weep tears. We are everyone. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. This is a definite must watch!

If you wish to look back at some previous issues, click my logo below and enjoy.  And make sure to check out Saturday Morning Coffee Break every Saturday for another classic or current gay short film.

Special Poster of the Week: FACT

Cyanide and Happiness: Big Bad Wolf

Rube Goldberg Monster Trap

How ironic that every month this year I've posted a Rube Goldberg video.  Not that I mean to, but if I come across one I'll blog about it.  I've always wanted to try making one, and these videos are inching me that much closer.

For those who have no idea what a Rube Goldberg is, it is a machine or contraption that is put together in a complex fashion, and usually causes a chain reaction of events that continue until it reaches it's final destination, thereby completing a task.  In this particular case, the capture of a monster!

Meet 7 yr old Audri Clemmons.  His hypothesis states that his Rube Goldberg will fail "upteenth, billion" times, but he manages to do it in 4 attempts.  Way to go Audri.

Take a look at my previous posts:

A Real Page Turner
Happy Valentine's Day Rube

Ron Paul's Drag Race Joins Twitter

You think I'm kidding, I'm not.  You gotta love The Advocate for giving us political satire at it's best!  Dressed in RuPaul's motorcycle garb, Ron Paul is ready for the race of his life.

@RonPaulDragRace, a new satirical Twitter account, pokes fun at current events and brings the seemingly opposing realms of politics and drag queens into one hysterical feed. See some of our favorite tweets, after the jump!

Facebook 101: Facebook via Adolf Hitler 1938

OMG, when I saw these, I couldn't keep myself from laughing!!!!  You have to see what Facebook would have been like during 1938, shortly before the start of WWII and 7 years before the end of Hitler's reign in 1945.  Germany, Japan, France, and the U.S. - All had Facebook!  It is rated NSFW do to some vulgar language.

Must Watch: Superman vs. The Hulk

I saw a video this morning on my Facebook newsfeed that blew me away.  I attribute this to Facebook friend, Sean Hodges for sharing it.  Thank you Sean. 

Since we're on the subject of Superheros.... you're going to love all three of these videos - Trust me, you will.  The artist is unbelievably talented, and I'd have to say a CGI genius.  I'm going to download the videos before DC and Marvel get a hold of his work.  You know there's always some type of legal ramification for this sort of thing.

How many of you have wanted to see two of the most powerful entities in the comic book universe square off in battle royale outside of the comic book pages? Since neither Marvel or DC Comics will cross their content streams in the world of movies–crossover comic stories don’t count; nor do video games–it’s up to the fans to provide what’s missing.

And that’s just what Michael Habjan did by bringing us installments of his “Superman vs Hulk: The Fight” series. There have been three of these installments of the fan-made series, with the latest one dropping earlier this week. Part one of the fight hit YouTube on June 11, 2011, and after over 4 million views, the incentive to continue with further “episodes” was obvious. It should be noted the series began with an introduction video before the fight episodes, acting almost as a trailer for the upcoming videos.

Note how Habjan made his Superman look like Christopher Reeve:

This led to the first episode of the fight, which dropped six months after the initial video, which gives you an idea about how long it takes Habjan to make these videos. Next up is the first installment of the Hulk/Superman throwdown:

For part two, Habjan concentrated on improving the look of the models he used for both Superman and the Hulk, and the results are noticeable:

Notice how it ends with something of a cliffhanger? Will the Hulk pound Superman into dust or will Kal-El be able to turn the tables and get the upper hand? Since Habjan has already indicated Part 3 will soon be available, it’s clear the fight between the two comic book power houses isn’t over. Not even close. As for the production and the credits, Habjan lists them over at video’s YouTube page, while acknowledging he’s not affiliated with either Marvel or DC. With that in mind, it’s a little surprising neither company has stepped in and issued a cease and desist request.

The credits, according to Habjan:

This is the second part to my ongoing animation project, a tribute project to Superman and The Incredible Hulk. As you’ll notice, the models and overall look has evolved and will continue to do so in future sequences. I’m already working on a new look for the Hulk on the next one. I got professional help this time in the music and sound design department, provided by the talented Francois Gratecap, which has made the whole project that much better. So my thanks to him. [WebProNews]

Batman Logos

Who would've thought there were so many Batman logos?

Even Batman is saying WTF?!? LOL.

Quoted - Writer, C. Joy Bell C. on Broken Families

“There is no such thing as a "broken family." Family is family, and is not determined by marriage certificates, divorce papers, and adoption documents. Families are made in the heart. The only time family becomes null is when those ties in the heart are cut. If you cut those ties, those people are not your family. If you make those ties, those people are your family. And if you hate those ties, those people will still be your family because whatever you hate will always be with you.” ― C. Joy Bell C. on Broken Families

Cyanide and Happiness: Beer Run [Video Exclusive]

Normally I post a daily pic from Cyanide & Happiness, but today is a special day.  It's a video exclusive day!  You're lovable characters are in a short film - and it will definitely make you laugh!

Keep this in mind.... in no way does this comic strip's video mean you should drink and drive.  Drink Responsibly.

Just Sayn'

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 098

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

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Hungry for Cato or Alexander?

The movie, Hunger Games hasn't even hit theaters yet, and girls, and boys are swooning over this guy, really?  LOL.

Unbeknownst to you, Alexander Ludwig, the main attraction of the upcoming movie, had to put his rockstar dreams on hold, because he wasn't able to pull a Justin Bieber fast enough.  Who knew Cato could sing?  Actually he just released his track, "Liv It Up (Teenage Wasteland)" on Monday, March 6, 2012.

Have You Accepted Jesus?

I already know I'm going to be saved, but do you?  I'm sorry, this was too funny not to share...

How To Sleep At Work - Take 2

Yesterday you found out how someone at Fed Ex sleeps on the job.  Today you'll find out how the folks at Fox News fall asleep on the job. LMAO.  It really is rather funny.

I'm assuming with some of the results coming in rather late on “Super Tuesday,” some of the reporters had to stay up a little past their bed times;  And today, they’re paying for it.

Solar Storm What Exactly?

Solar storm passes without incident so far

All week you had experts saying that satellites were going to be raining from the sky, no one would be able to talk on their cell phones, electronic devices would be going haywire, and planes would have to be re-routed.  Oh, they re-routed alright, but when the Solar Storm passed nothing happened.  I think these are the same people who do our weather forecasts here in Houston - they never get it right.

Personally, I think it's waiting for the end of the world in December.  What do you think?

Disney Prince of the Week 009

Over the last 9 weeks I have been posting a Disney Prince of the Week.  Can you guess the movie and the name of the character who played this week's Prince? 

While he's not technically a Prince in the movie, the artist considers him the girl counter-part of a Disney Animated movie.  Hence in the eyes of the artist, he's a Prince of Disney.