Laugh of the Day: Two Chips

So are you ready for a good laugh!  Omg, this is too funny.  One day, a husband decides to record his inebriated wife telling a corn chip joke and he turns the recording into short animated movie.  It's only 1-1/2 minutes, and a joy to watch.  Check it out.

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 115

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

On Back of Card: "Even though I told you not to :( "

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Dexter's Excuses Supercut (NSFW)

Showtime released a video of Dexter's excuses over the last 7 seasons.  Can you beat them all?  Probably not, but one thing I'll definitely miss about this show is Deb's crazy cuss words.  And yes, the video is NSFW, because of the explicit language - so put some headphones or something.

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My New Shirts Came In!

As you know I'm a big supporter of our environment.  But I'm also a big supporter of anything made in the U.S.A.  

In my humble opinion, helping our country succeed should be on everyone's list.  

Check out my new "Made in the U.S.A." shirts! I got one of each color!!!!

Wow, It's so nice to be able to wear small and extra small again! :-)

The Joys of Being a Parent: I’m The Mom That Draws On Napkins

And the award for "Best Mom" goes to....

Nina Levy

You may remember, last week the award went to David Laferriere for being the best dad ever!  He earned the award because of the many drawings he creates on his kid's sandwich bags.  Well, now there's Nina Levy, who is an absolutely amazing artist.  She creates these magnificent drawings that are out of this world.  And she's been doing them every night for the past 6 years!

I have been drawing pictures on napkins for my sons' lunch boxes every night for the last six years. I usually get requests, although they are sometimes hard to fulfill- "I want Nightwing and Kid Flash blowing up the Brotherhood of Evil while Batman and Superman watch." Read More

Check these out! 

 8 More Napkins After the jump...

Kiss of the Week - Issue No. 025 - Ashley

What Would Happen If The World Lost Oxygen For 5 Seconds?

Remember what would happen if the sun were to disappear?  It wasn't a pretty outcome, was it?  Well, what would happen if the world lost oxygen for 5 seconds?  Yes, I said 5 seconds.  

At first, I'm thinking, "ah, we'll be alright." lol. But once I found out that everything in this world exists because the perfect amount of oxygen, I had a different outlook on this beautiful chemical element we so desperately need.  And the fact everyone's inner ear would explode.

From the same folks who brought you How Much Food Can You Buy For $5 Around The World?,  12 Game of Thrones House Sigils for the Internet, and What Does 2000 Calories Look Like?

Rearrange The Letters

I'll give you the word, just rearrange the letters. Lol. I don't think the rearrangement for "Mother-In-Law" is very nice. "Woman Hitler," really?  Just a little humor for your day.  :-)

Cyanide and Happiness: Attitude

Quoted - The President of The United States on Jason Collins Coming Out

Can you name another President or World Leader who has been outspoken and supportive of LGBT equality?  No, you can't.

What is even more striking about the quote and video below is that at the end of Tuesday's news conference, The President wasn't initially asked about Collins.  

As he was leaving the podium, he turned around, came back and said this: 

"Yeah, I’ll say something about Jason Collins. I had a chance to talk to him yesterday. He seems like a terrific young man, and, you know, I told him I couldn’t be prouder of him. You know, one of the extraordinary measures of progress that we’ve seen in this country has been the recognition that the LGBT community deserves full equality, not just partial equality, not just tolerance but a recognition that they’re fully a part of the American family.

And, you know, given the importance of sports in our society, for an individual who’s excelled at the highest levels in one of major sports go ahead and say, this is who I am, I’m proud of it, I’m still a great competitor, I’m still seven feet tall and can bang with Shaq and, you know, deliver a hard foul — and for, you know, a lot of young people out there who, you know, are — are — are, you know, gay or lesbian, who are struggling with these issues, to see a role model like that who’s unafraid, I think it’s a great thing. And I think America should be proud that this is just one more step in this ongoing recognition that we treat everybody fairly. And everybody’s part of a — part of a family, and we judge people on the basis of their character and their performance, and not their sexual orientation. And so

I’m very proud of him. All right?"

- President Barack Obama on basketball player, Jason Collins recently coming out as a gay man.

What If Disney Villians Were Beautiful?

By now you have seen the sexy Disney Princes I have been blogging on a weekly basis.  Well, what if the Villians were also beautiful?

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Shark Attack

Wow, this is so horrible; I didn't realize the amount of slaughter taking place in our oceans.  Sharks kill around 12 people every year.  And this is how many sharks we kill...

Images courtesy of stopsharkfinning.net

Road Ragers - U.S. vs. England

Here in the U.S. most road-ragers will hit you in the face with their fist (Yes, I'm a victim), or shoot you dead (Florida). But in England they do things a little bit differently.

Isn't This The Truth? There's Mom, Then There's Dad

LMAO. It's so true!

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Cyanide and Happiness: Game Saver

Spider: The Scariest Thing You'll Ever See

I'm warning you, this is probably the scariest thing you will ever see.  I'm not one for watching horror flicks or anything gross and disgusting, but Ryan somehow manages to convince me.  Case and point, The Evil Dead, The Walking Dead, Insidious, The Human Centipede - do I need to go further?  In either case, Stephen Saban over at WOW posted this video yesterday and it's horrifying.  It's the eggs, damn you - it's the eggs!
Creator, Landon Meier of the award-winning Baby Head Masks was the genius behind this film.

Are the NYPD's Stop-and-Frisks Violating the Constitution?

This week, New York City is defending itself against a lawsuit that claims its controversial "stop and frisk" policy is used to illegally detain and search people on the basis of race. The subject of an ongoing trial, the suit also argues that the weak justifications given by NYPD officers for most stop-and-frisks fail to meet the constitutional burden for search and seizure. We put together this explainer and some charts to help you make sense of what's going on. - Mother Jones

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - How It Should Have Ended

On Sunday, Ryan and I finally got around to watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  I know - don't ask. LOL.  In either case, the lovely folks at HISHEdotcom posted their latest video on Saturday, How Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Should Have Ended.  Check it out, it's pretty funny.  And continue watching after the credits.

You may also like: Jurassic park: How It Should Have Ended, Return Of The Jedi: How It Should Have Ended, Super Cafe - The Super Social Network, Super Cafe - Bat Phone and The Dark Knight Rises: How It Should Have Ended. 

The Hard Task of Being a Loving Parent: Drug Dealing Kids Prank Their Parents

So what would your parents say if you text them, "got 2 grams for $40" and then sent another text saying, "Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you"?

Comedian Nathan Fielder from Comedy Central asked his twitter followers to text their parents about a fake drug deal.  The outcome is unbelievably hilarious!  If this doesn't make your day something's wrong with you.

I promise you will laugh your ass off.  Especially when mom replies, "So help me god if you are referring to drugs I will disown you"  or "Austin robert schweitzer there goes your driving test...and any hope of a car! - Going to cvs so get ready to pee in a cup!"

 

The hilarity continues after the jump...