I'm so looking forward to "The First Time" episode on Glee, and I know all you gay boys are too! As many of you already know, the Dalton Academy has a new gay student and his name is Sebastian. Oh my! He's a cutie patootie! So, of course he has the hots for Blaine whom we all know is stuck in a relationship with Kurt.
LOL, just kidding. Geez. Don't scream!
But seriously, can't Blaine end up with Sebastian? That would be like so totally hot! In either case, the new boy is actively pursuing a "married man", which happens way too often in our corner of the world. And Sebastian has no shame in doing it either, even after Blaine informs him that he has a man, the boy tells him Kurt doesn't have to know. Check out the video above to see Kurt's reaction. LOL.
Okay, this is wrong on so many levels, but how right is it?
So let's see... if you see an "Ugly Male" with a "Beautiful Female" more than likely, "He Is Rich." If you see a "Handsome Male" with another "Handsome Male," more than likely, "He's Gay". No Business.
Check out this handy little tool, copy it, laminate it and place it in your wallet. And the next time you come across ugly and beautiful people, you will have something to measure them up to.
The new Android app called, "Is My Son Gay". Has been causing a lot of fuss lately, but I think it's actually kinda funny. The questions are absolutely hilarious and stupid.
For example, "Are you divorced?, Does he like football?, Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?, Does he like Diva singers?, Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing?"
No, I didn't download the damn thing. But I did want to share this hilarious list by Richard Lawson over at Gawker that I found was more in par with finding out if your son is gay or not.
If you come home from work and you hear noises upstairs and you go up to investigate and your son's door is open and you catch him "hooking up" (as kids call it today) with his friend Michael, and you quickly turn around and walk back downstairs and later that night over dinner you say "You know, honey, if there's ever anything you need to tell me..." and he says "Mom, I'm gay," then your son is gay.
If your son has recently gone to college and hasn't been in touch much and you figure hey he's new to college, he's busy making friends and whatnot, and then late one night he calls you on the phone sounding upset about something and you ask him what's wrong and he's quiet for a while and then says "Nothing's wrong, really, I'm just... Dad, I'm gay," then your son is gay.
Has your son ever been on a long drive to one of your daughter's swim meets with you and when stopped at a red light he's turned to you and said "Mom, I feel like I owe it to you and dad to tell you that, well, Donald is my boyfriend. I'm gay"? Then your son is probably gay.
Chances are that if you are on your deathbed and your estranged son comes to visit you in the middle of a rainy night and he sits by your bed quietly until he begins to cry and clutches your hand and says "I wish I'd told you sooner that I'm gay" and then you both stay there in silence, you pretending to be asleep, the only noise the beeping of the machines that will only keep you alive for a little while longer, your son is gay.
If you and your spouse are ever visiting your son in the big city he now lives in with all his fancy friends and fancy restaurants and you're out to an awkward lunch before your train home and you three get into another pointless fight about years-old stuff and it's really uncomfortable and finally you or your spouse says "Well, if you'd just settle down with the right girl, I think-" and then your son interrupts you by yelling "Guys, I'm GAY. Gay gay gay, gay as gay gets. Have you seen where I live, I mean... God you two are thick. I'm gay. Deal with it," and then you sit there uncomfortably until the check comes and he gives you stiff hugs at the train station and you don't see him or talk to him until Christmas, then he is gay.
If your wacky son brings a boy home for dinner after play practice and you two are joking while you do the dishes and he says to you "Hey Ma, so... I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is!" and then you laugh and muss his hair and in the living room your husband shows your son's boyfriend his model ships, then your son is probably gay, though he might be bisexual, so be careful about labeling.
If your son ever says "Oh my goodness," when surprised or when opening a gift, well then yeah, he's probably gay.
I suggest the next time you try to remove someone from your friend's list on Facebook, you not give them your address. Otherwise you'll end up with no house, and possibly a dead husband next to you. What a hot mess! Literally!
Yep, Jennifer Christine Harris pictured here, went all psycho on Jim and Nikki Rasmussen, after Nikki and Jennifer got into a dispute on Facebook, that ended their friendship. According to Detective Jack Kamerick, the dispute had much to do with a Facebook event the former-best friends were planning.
"Jen asked Nikki to create an event on Facebook for a party. Nikki did as suggested, and as the date for the party approached there were a lot of 'declines,' on Facebook. It was looking like the party might be a bust. The dispute apparently blossomed." according to the Detective.
Yep, it takes a puppy a full year to put himself together. Hence the reason, this fabulous chart was created. So that you can see that without enough vitamin D and Calcium, a puppy's legs could grow crooked during his first year.
Seeing homophobes Mike Huckabee and Ann Coulter sitting down together brings a special feeling to our hearts. Especially when the pair of them start bickering about who hates gay people more: The bigot blonde bimbet or the failed president who hides his hate behind religion.
Another teaser from RuPaul's Drag Race has hit the small screen, and it's going to be a doozy. Yep. Zombies! I told you last week, it's all about the Zombies, remember?
I sooooo cannot wait for the 4th season of RuPaul's Drag Race. It's going to be an Extravaganza, Eleganza!!
Ryan and I are currently watching one of the greatest shows ever to air on network television, The West Wing.
Last night, we had the pleasure of watching our new favorite episode to date, titled "The Midterms". It's memorable because of what President Josiah Bartlet told a Dr. Schlessinger character aka Dr. Jacobs.
She was told by the President, "I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination." And she responded, "I don’t say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does."
The President's reply was absolutely awesome, and astounding. Check out the small script below, better yet, watch the video I attached.
President Josiah Bartlet: [addressing a radio personality party in the White House, entering room to applause] Thank you. Thank you very much. Thanks a lot. I wish I could spend more than a few minutes with you, but the polls don’t close in the east for another hour, and there are plenty of election results still left to falsify.
[everyone laughs]
President Josiah Bartlet: I’m sorry. Uh, you’re Dr. Jenna Jacobs, right? Dr. Jenna Jacobs: Yes, Sir. President Josiah Bartlet: It’s good to have you here. Dr. Jenna Jacobs: Thank you. President Josiah Bartlet: The awesome impact of the airwaves and how that translates into the furthering of our national discussions, but also obviously how it can… Forgive me, Dr. Jacobs. Are you an M.D.? Dr. Jenna Jacobs: A Ph.D. President Josiah Bartlet: A Ph.D. Dr. Jenna Jacobs: Yes, Sir. President Josiah Bartlet: In psychology? Dr. Jenna Jacobs: No, Sir. President Josiah Bartlet: Theology? Dr. Jenna Jacobs: No. President Josiah Bartlet: Social work? Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I have a Ph.D. in English literature. President Josiah Bartlet: I’m asking ‘cause on your show, people call in for advice and you go by the name Dr. Jacobs on your show, and I didn’t know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care. Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don’t believe they are confused. No, Sir. President Josiah Bartlet:Good. I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination. Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don’t say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does. President Josiah Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus. Dr. Jenna Jacobs: 18:22. President Josiah Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I’m interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She’s a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it okay to call the police? Here’s one that’s really important ‘cause we’ve got a lot of sports fans in this town: Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.
How many of you remember this dog from back in September? He balanced 36 treats on his nose, and I was sure he had me beat on Jenga.
Well the pooch is back with a whole new balancing act. It seems the earlier video was just his warm up. This time he's not holding back. He does it upside down, while lying on his back!
OMG, if I was to name the number of times I played this game and wanted to rob my opponent, you'd think I was the 1%. LOL.
I remember this game being so competitive when I played it with my sister, friends or family. We'd scream and yell at each other, because we wanted certain properties and couldn't get them. All I wanted was the Railroads dammit! And I didn't want to pass 'Go" and head straight to jail!
But not for Laura Chavez, she was sent to the slammer last Wednesday night for stabbing her boyfriend, Clyde "Butch" Smith with a kitchen knife. She told the cops, "Yes, I fucked him up." LOL. What a hot mess!
The woman's grandson who was playing with Chavez before the incident happened, told the officers that his grandmother had started arguing with Smith, because she felt "he was cheating at Monopoly." The boy didn't witness the stabbing, because he was in bed.
But if you're a fan of the game, you would know that said cheating would likely involve either a) collecting $200 before passing “Go”; b) nipping some gold $100 bills from the bank; or c) landing on Baltic Avenue, but palming the Boardwalk property card. And you'd think this was the only incident. Hell No. This has happened to other people. According to following article:
This Monopoly-inspired attack is not the first incident of board game rage. In September, a Florida man allegedly choked his wife over a game of Yahtzee, and in 2009 a Michigan man went to jail for assaulting his Monopoly foe when she would not give up Park Place and the Boardwalk.
What an absolutely amazing video. I would have never thought this guy was who he was until I saw the makeup artists at work. I want to say so much about this video, but can't because I want my readers to see it before making their own judgement. Goes to say, "How do you judge a book by it's own cover?" Right? Oh, and the music is great too!
As I read up and share with you information about our world population, I've never really discussed overpopulation. There's no doubt about it, we're growing at an alarming rate, and this plays a huge part on our ecosystem - the statistics and numbers are astonishing. Earlier, we calculated what number we were in the world's population when we were born, we've looked at statistics as if the world were a village of 100 people, and we've looked at a video explaining how we got big so fast.
With the 7 billionth person born, check out Lapham's Quarterly, A magazine of history and ideas. On their "Future" issue, they laid out a map (above) indicating the "very real" changes the Earth will undergo by the year 2050. It's pretty amazing. Check out these very real changes by clicking on the map.
I always tell Ryan that whenever we get married, there are several songs and performances I want us to do during the ceremony and/or reception. And seeing this, just made my day even brighter.
A father and daughter share a dance medley together and it's absolutely fantastic. This is definitely one of the joys of being a parent.
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The new Android app called, "Is My Son Gay". Has been causing a lot of fuss lately, but I think it's actually kinda funny. The questions are absolutely hilarious and stupid. 
No, I didn't download the damn thing. But I did want to share this hilarious list by Richard Lawson over at Gawker that I found was more in par with finding out if your son is gay or not.
Ryan and I are currently watching one of the greatest shows ever to air on network television, The West Wing. 
How many of you remember this dog from back in September? He balanced 36 treats on his nose, and I was sure he had me beat on Jenga.
But not for Laura Chavez, she was sent to the slammer last Wednesday night for stabbing her boyfriend, Clyde "Butch" Smith with a kitchen knife. She told the cops, "Yes, I fucked him up." LOL. What a hot mess!
What an absolutely amazing video. I would have never thought this guy was who he was until I saw the makeup artists at work. I want to say so much about this video, but can't because I want my readers to see it before making their own judgement. Goes to say, "How do you judge a book by it's own cover?" Right? Oh, and the music is great too!
