What If Disney Villians Were Beautiful?

By now you have seen the sexy Disney Princes I have been blogging on a weekly basis.  Well, what if the Villians were also beautiful?

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Shark Attack

Wow, this is so horrible; I didn't realize the amount of slaughter taking place in our oceans.  Sharks kill around 12 people every year.  And this is how many sharks we kill...

Images courtesy of stopsharkfinning.net

Road Ragers - U.S. vs. England

Here in the U.S. most road-ragers will hit you in the face with their fist (Yes, I'm a victim), or shoot you dead (Florida). But in England they do things a little bit differently.

Isn't This The Truth? There's Mom, Then There's Dad

LMAO. It's so true!

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Cyanide and Happiness: Game Saver

Spider: The Scariest Thing You'll Ever See

I'm warning you, this is probably the scariest thing you will ever see.  I'm not one for watching horror flicks or anything gross and disgusting, but Ryan somehow manages to convince me.  Case and point, The Evil Dead, The Walking Dead, Insidious, The Human Centipede - do I need to go further?  In either case, Stephen Saban over at WOW posted this video yesterday and it's horrifying.  It's the eggs, damn you - it's the eggs!
Creator, Landon Meier of the award-winning Baby Head Masks was the genius behind this film.

Are the NYPD's Stop-and-Frisks Violating the Constitution?

This week, New York City is defending itself against a lawsuit that claims its controversial "stop and frisk" policy is used to illegally detain and search people on the basis of race. The subject of an ongoing trial, the suit also argues that the weak justifications given by NYPD officers for most stop-and-frisks fail to meet the constitutional burden for search and seizure. We put together this explainer and some charts to help you make sense of what's going on. - Mother Jones

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - How It Should Have Ended

On Sunday, Ryan and I finally got around to watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  I know - don't ask. LOL.  In either case, the lovely folks at HISHEdotcom posted their latest video on Saturday, How Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Should Have Ended.  Check it out, it's pretty funny.  And continue watching after the credits.

You may also like: Jurassic park: How It Should Have Ended, Return Of The Jedi: How It Should Have Ended, Super Cafe - The Super Social Network, Super Cafe - Bat Phone and The Dark Knight Rises: How It Should Have Ended. 

The Hard Task of Being a Loving Parent: Drug Dealing Kids Prank Their Parents

So what would your parents say if you text them, "got 2 grams for $40" and then sent another text saying, "Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you"?

Comedian Nathan Fielder from Comedy Central asked his twitter followers to text their parents about a fake drug deal.  The outcome is unbelievably hilarious!  If this doesn't make your day something's wrong with you.

I promise you will laugh your ass off.  Especially when mom replies, "So help me god if you are referring to drugs I will disown you"  or "Austin robert schweitzer there goes your driving test...and any hope of a car! - Going to cvs so get ready to pee in a cup!"

 

The hilarity continues after the jump...

I Quote That - Think Again

Childbirth vs. Kicked in the Balls

So which hurts more?  Childbirth or getting kicked in the balls?  Women will argue it's them, because giving birth is like fitting a watermelon sized object through a coin-sized hole.  But according to Asap Science - it's a tie!   He says, we all perceive pain differently.  Watch the video - you may learn something.

The Best of "WHEN I WAS A KID" Memes

Remember the meme I posted the other day?  Yeah, I didn't think you did.  It was the one where a kid was cowering with his hand over his face - "WHEN I WAS A KID.... blah, blah, blah.

Well, there's more!!!  And you know most of you thought this way when you were a kid.  You thought the world was black and white when your parents were young, because of the black and white TV shows.  LOL.

 Oh, it gets better.  There's several more after the jump....

Just Sayn'

I don't care what any of you say, I still prefer Grandma's over Pinterest.  Any day!  Just Sayn'.

The Perfect Date

Gotcha!

Cyanide and Happiness: Hammer Time

Movies To Watch: Monsters University

I thought this promo to Monsters University was darn adorable.  It plays out like a familiar university recruitment commercial, monsters included.

The latest movie is a sequel to the blockbuster hit, Monsters, Inc., out this summer.  I can't believe it's been 12 years since the first movie was released.

Monster's University - In theaters June 21, 2013.

The Illustrated Guide to Sleeping Positions

I always start out sleeping like "the fear of the what's to come" and end up like "the swimmer" when I wake up. LOL.  Then again, the only one who truly knows is Ryan.  Check out this funny guide to sleeping positions.