A Gruesome Murder After A Young Man Goes Back To Being Straight

Guys named Michael or guys named Michael with a surname of Anderson, who should I distance myself from?  I'm going to say guys named Michael Anderson; I have a dear friend named Michael and I really don't want to single him out. And besides, he's hotter than these Anderson fools.

19 year old Michael Anderson of North Carolina took some cough medicine and then chopped up his roommate with an axe.   Early Monday morning, Anderson can be heard telling the 911 operator, "I took some pills and, um, the pills made me go mad and I murdered my roommate. shot him three times and then I used an axe and mutilated his body." As Anderson was taken away, he told reporters he loved "as a friend" his roommate. But during the call, Anderson says, "I was straight and I wanted to go bisexual just to experiment and I went to a gay club and I met him and I went to his house. And he took me in and I turned straight again and he wanted to touch me and stuff and I wouldn't let him and he kept trying and I waited until he went to sleep and then I shot him 3 times and then I mutilated him very badly."

Officials said the murder scene was horrific.  "Probably one of the worst scenes I have seen in my 30 years of law enforcement," Reid said.

"I TURNED STRAIGHT AGAIN!" What the hell is wrong with people these days?

"Oh lord, I don't know why I did this. … I can't believe I killed my roommate." he is very courteous to the 911 operator, saying yes ma'am, no ma'am, and then proceeds to tell her. "The axe is inside his stomach."

Too bad the idiot can't claim an insanity defense because presumably, according to his Facebook postings, he may have planned the murder.  Two recent postings show one declaring his intent, " My killing starts tonight" and the second one after the deed was done, "I finally cracked guys, I really did it this time."

The chilling 911 phone call is down below:

Jersey Shore: The Dollhouse Version

This is wrong on so many levels.  I don't watch the MTV series Jersey Shore, but with the constant rambling about it, how can anyone not know who I'm talking about.

The sad thing is... who and where are the parents who took this picture?  And have they been arrested?

OMG Hilarious!

I Quote That - One Day You'll Realize

... one day, you're going to wake up and realize*

Hold It Against Me - The Deaf Version

Okay... if this is the only way I can enjoy a Britney Spears track, then by all means continue to make them this way.  Oh stop, I'm just kidding.  I love Britney, just not as much as you die-hard fans.

Michael Chase Martino seems to think that deaf people need to enjoy the song just as anyone else.  So he took the liberty of making a video, even taking his shirt off in the process (not sure why).  Actually he doesn't look bad, he's quite hot.  He kinda reminds me of hot nerd, like in a Clark Kent / Peter Parker kinda way.

For all intent and purposes, I thought Michael did a great job, and if the reason behind it was to really help deaf people, then Kudos to you Mr. Martino.  Even if the shirt removal was quite random. :-)

Check out the video below.

Smart-Ass Students

We've all been there.  The teacher asks you a question and you give him/her a smart remark.  Let's see if any of these will jog your memory.

Keeping It Old Skool - Issue No. 3 - Garbage Pail Kids

Well...  I never did say that I was writing only about toys of the 80's...

My 3rd issue of 'Keeping It Old Skool' were gross and they were hugely popular.

Oh I so did love my GPK’s. I spent several consecutive summers wasting week’s worth of allowances snatching up as many of these cards as I could.

Back in the day, Toys R Us would hock massive clear fifty-packs of these gems and I was all over those like stink on shit. Appropriate axiom, dontcha think?

Check out more of these fabulous trading cards/stickers.

Gaga Tweet of the Year!

Something about this just isn't right.  I'm sorry, but even I had to laugh at this.

Source: Tazar Tumblz

Andrew Garfield in Spiderman Promotional Pic

Despite all the hoopla over the reboot of Spiderman, this promo pic of Andrew Garfield in his Spidey costume is quite hot.  And besides, I never really liked Tobey Maguire as the web man.

OMG Hilarious!

Just when you thought you had your last laugh, the Cyanide and Happiness boys are here to give you another one.

And If The Queen Says It Shall Be, Then It Shall Be!

Gaga appeared on Jay Leno last night to make some clarifications.  And as I have mentioned before, musicians have always been compared to those before them.  Hell, even Madonna and Cyndi Lauper were compared to each other back in the 80's.  Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, Whitney Houston, Vanessa Williams, the list goes on.  Live and let live people.

First, Gaga sets the record straight and tells Leno that the contraption she was carried in was not an egg, it's a “vessel.”  And I can see that, because she was wearing some alien-looking prosthetics at the Grammys and on Leno last night.

Second, for those who think that animosity lingers between Madge and The Lady, Gaga clarifies,  ”There is really no one that is a more adoring and loving Madonna fan than me,” and she makes it perfectly clear, “I am the hugest fan personally and professionally.”

And Finally, with her biggest statement to date, she continues with an astonishing adoration and shuts everybody up, “The good news is that I got an e-mail from her people and her,” Gaga says, “sending me their love and complete support on behalf of the single, and if the queen says it shall be, then it shall be.”

Here's a clip from last night's Jay Leno show.  I also recommend watching the first part & part 3 down below.



Part 1 and Part 3 here

The Chemical Basis of Love

A chart on the Chemical Basis of Love...

Sources: i love charts, occono, wikipedia

Bette Milder, Elton John and Cher in The Year 2025

A Facebook friend posted this video and I had to share it.  Elton John comes out a little later in the video.

Check it out.  Too Funny.

My Love For Ryan

Ryan, On this Valentine's Day and every day for the rest of my life, I promise in continuing to complete your life as you have continued to complete mine.

My special message for you...

click to enlarge

You Are Buying Your Music At Wal-Mart, That's The Reason Your Artist Didn't Win

So who felt like they were robbed of a storybook ending last night?  Gaga walked away with 3 Grammys, Eminemn 2, Bieber 0; and the world was devastated to learn that a band called "Arcade Fire," took their most coveted trophy of the night.

But according to Alternapop, you are listening to the radio way too much and buying your music at Wal-Mart, hence the reason you don't know the bands and musicians who have been nominated more times and selling out more concerts than the ones you love.

"The Twitter world was full of “Arcade Fire who?” and “Who is Arcade Fire? I’ve never heard of them” postings. Maybe these people should turn off the radio and start buying their music from places other than the bin at the end of the aisle at Walmart.

Arcade Fire has released three solid albums and the previous two were also nominated for Album of the Year. (2004′s Funeral and 2008′s Neon Bible) If you’ve never heard of them until now, it might be time you evaluate your music sources.

Arcade Fire is only co-headling one of the largest and successful music festivals this April, Coachella, in Southern California, that sold out in a record 6 days, with Kanye and Kings of Leon.

The Suburbs was released by Merge Records, the indie label based in Durham, North Carolina, that has been home to underground acts like Lou Barlow, The Clientele, Superchunk and Neutral Milk Hotel. In addition to performing, Arcade Fire was up for three Grammys this year."

I still feel robbed!  Just like when a Canadian won the "AMERICAN" Music Award's top prize. I don't know, I'm so tired of the academies that decide who should win what. And this goes for everything; from CMA's to AMA's, VMA's, Oscars, Golden Globes, etc., etc..  What do you think?

Click here for list of winners:

OMG Hilarious!

Yesterday's "Suicide Note" made me laugh, but today's comic is just plain cruel.  I'm sorry, call me crude, horrible or a monster, but I couldn't help but chuckle, 'just a little :-)' at today's Cyanide and Happiness.

What The Hell Is A Gay Conservative Anyway?

GOProud is a conservative organization that brainwashes young gay men into thinking Ann Coulter, John McCain, Mitt Romney and the rest of the Republican establishment are going to support their causes.  It's a sad story to read that young, good-looking men like  22yr old Tyler Whitney here, who's a member of this organization, attended this conference.

Dear GOProud Member, this is Peter speaking...

The idea of “gay conservative” is an oxymoron.  “Gay” is everything that “conservative” is not. The foundation of the worldview that so-called “gay conservatives” embrace has far more in common with liberalism than with conservatism.  No matter what your stand on government spending or taxes, you boys are "Gay."

A conservative will never like your agenda, they will never allow you to get married, they will never allow you to visit your man in a hospital; well...you can now, because of President Obama.  But if given the chance, they would rip that out from under you too.
 

Don't forget, that by supporting these fools you are taking away your right to freedoms you wish you had, and are asking for.  They let you attend the CPAC conference only for your money, not because they support your right to marry the man you want.  They hate the very thought of two men kissing!  

Hell, your minds get so twisted, that even your own gay members are losing it, like cutie Matt Hissey here.  "I don't really like gay people that much. Gay people frustrate me, the stereotypical gay people, it frustrates me...someone who puts on a total act. I understand that some guys are feminine, which is fine. But some guys, at some point, are normal, straight-acting, whatever and the next minute they're jumping up and down. It just frustrates me. The whole conservative thing is just be yourself, be an individual and just don't be someone you're not. If someone does or does not accept you, that's fine but don't change who you are to look different to others." he alleges as seen in this video.

The American Conservative Union, which sponsors CPAC, is quick to note that despite its decision to include GOProud as a participating organization, the group "has consistently adhered to traditional family values as our policy,"  incoming chairman Al Cardenas declares. 

And for you gay conservatives, this includes opposition to same-sex marriage. Cardenas even stated, "it's going to be difficult to continue the relationship" with your organization in the future because of the leaders who hate you all so much.

You people, as cute and beautiful as you are, frustrate me.  I'm done with all of you. Ugh, this post is pissing me off, But I write it for those who are not aware of the stupidity we face among our ranks.

What Are The Chances?

A Tale of Two Losers

Two losers were on last night's episode of Saturday Night Live, a real one and fake one.   

Chris Brown, who beat up Rihanna two years ago performed his new song "Yeah x3."  And the fake Bill O'Reilly (who's a loser in real life) performed a skit on the President Obama interview that the 'real' Bill O'Reilly conducted before the Superbowl last week.

In either case, I thought the Chris Brown song sucked and the Bill O'Reilly skit was funny.  Here's the skit from last night's show.

Ron Paul Kicking Obama Out of The White House

Ron Paul kicking Obama out of the White House has much of a chance of happening, as Rick Perry having Texas secede from the Union.  I know it's laughable, but for the 2nd year in a row Ron Paul has managed to come away the winner at the Conservative Political Action Committee conference (CPAC) held in Washington, DC.

Ron came out of the conference with 30 percent of the straw vote, with Mitt Romney coming in second with 23 percent.  All the other nuts, like Ricky Perry, Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, Chris Christie, Michele Bachmann, Mitch Daniels, Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum and Tim Pawlenty came out with less than 7 percent of the vote.

Commentator Franz said it best when he stated, "Ron Paul is for freedoms as long as it doesn't infringe upon his right to discriminate. Like most Libertarians.  What they mean by live and let live, and less government is Fuck everyone else as long as government doesn't touch my money and my rights. Fuck Ron Paul, his whole platform is undermined by his permissiveness in reserving full protection of the law and equal economic distribution only for straight Christians."