OMG Hilarious! - Infertile

I Quote That - Your World

Call of Duty: Black Ops - Rezurrection

Call of Duty, the very popular shooter game franchise has a new game being released tomorrow, it's called Call of Duty: Black Ops - Rezurrection.  The trailer is down below.

I'm sorry, but these kind of games just terrify me. They're scary, bloody and downright gory!  For some, it may be NSFW so watch it at your own leisure. 

Addicted To Your Smartphone?

Well, you're not the only one.  Check out what people would give up before giving up their phones.  Damn, talk about being really close to an inanimate object - 33% of people would give up sex rather than lose their phone.

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OMG Hilarious! - Essay

An Owl As You've Never Seen It Before

The video you're about to see is absolutely stunning.  It was taken using a Photron Full HD High Speed Camera SA2, and the images will blow you away.  The shots are of an Owl flying towards a camera at an amazing slow speed, and it looks as if it's coming at you.

Ryan collects piggies, for piggy rights, and I collect owls, because I think they're a fascinating bird.  I've collected owls since I was a child, but Ryan on the other hand, started collecting piggies when he read my post, Concealed Cruelty.  In it was a video of piggy abuse that forever changed his life, and ever since then, he's been piggy rights this, and piggy rights that;  I don't even cook with pork any longer.

Fortunately for me, the only thing close to Owl abuse that I have ever seen was in "The Legend of the Guardians" when the evil Pure Ones kidnap some young owls and make them their slaves.  Just horrible!

Check out the awesome video below:

What a Hot Fucking Mess! This Is Definitely a Cover of California Gurls Gone Wrong!

I just changed the title to one of my most popular series.  LMAO, just kidding.  After hearing this outrageous cover to Katy Perry's "California Gurls," I came very close to doing it.  

Geezus, this boy needs some help, and I thought I was bad. "What a Hot Mess!"

This video is awesome only because it is 8am in Jersey City, sitting on a bus filled with people on their way to work and this guy is belting Katy Perry California Girls with a disc man in hand. It was pretty much the best bus ride ever! - YouTube Description

I'm sorry, but if I was stuck on the bus with this guy on an early morning ride to work, I'd either commit suicide or throw him off the bus. "Awesome", really?  Okay, okay, it is a little funny.  Still a hot mess though. :-)

What If The Republican Presidential Candidates Were Simpson Characters?

By the way, these are the top 4 Republican front-runners at the moment.

Cartoons courtesy of reddit

Quoted - Adam Levine on Being Gay

"I can single-handedly dispel any ideas that sexuality is acquired. Trust me, you’re born with it. My brother is gay, and we knew when he was two. We all really wanted to provide some cushion for him and constantly let him know that it’s OK." – Adam Levine from Maroon 5 on Out magazine's latest issue.

Watching TV Will Kill You!

So let's take a look at this for a moment...

We can't sit at work for too long, because our lives will shorten drastically.  We can't eat a high-carb diet, because we have a chance of developing a tumor in a few years, and today we find out that our Television is slowly killing us.  Geez, I think our lives are too short to worry about that kind of crap, don't you agree?  When can I start smoking again?

A team of researchers from Australia are predicting that Ryan and I will die within a few years.  No, really.  As long as our asses are sitting on the couch watching Glee, America's Got Talent, So You Think You Can Dance, True Blood, Master Chef, Dexter, and Hell's Kitchen, we will not be around much longer.  It's true!  If your ass is watching TV for more than 2 hours at a time, you're life expectancy decreases by 1.8 years and for women, it decreases by 1.5.

I guess Ryan and I better sleep less than 5 hours a day to increase our life expectancies, otherwise we're fucking screwed!

OMG Hilarious! - Debbie Downer

Former Saturday Night Live cast member Rachel Dratch skits one of the best "Debbie Downer" shows of all time.  The video below will have you rolling on the floor laughing so hard, you won't be able to get up.

For those of you who never seen the show, Debbie is a woman that can take any great situation or experience and turn it into crap with negativity, some of you might know people like that in real life.

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 072

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

See More Secrets. Follow PostSecret on Twitter.

Want to see older Post Secret Friday issues? Go here.

OMG Hilarious! - Candy Bar

The Spoken Word

If you've never heard of Taylor Mali, now's your chance.  And for those who love poetry, you know who he is. Here's a brief bio from his website www.taylor.mali.com:

Mali is a vocal advocate of teachers and the nobility of teaching, having himself spent nine years in the classroom teaching everything from English and history to math and S.A.T. test preparation. He has performed and lectured for teachers all over the world, and his New Teacher Project has a goal of creating 1,000 new teachers through "poetry, persuasion, and perseverance."

This morning I came across one of Taylor Mali's works, and I had to share it with all my readers.  It is really, really good.   Titled, The Spoken Word, artist Ronnie Bruce took Mali's work and created this magnificent Typography animation.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

God Help Us If Texas Governor, Ricky Perry is Elected...

Scientists are a fabric of our society.  We have what we have in our hands (cell phones), because of Scientists.  Almost everything we own in our lives is because Science was involved. 

After a reporter gives him a huge breakdown on Global Warming and his position regarding it, our Texas Governor, Rick Perry, and I use "our" lightly, claims that scientists invented global warming to make money.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Governor.  And keep in mind, our state has been in extreme drought for over 6 months!  As I was driving in The Woodlands last week, trees everywhere were dying, trees planted by highways dead, and beautiful landscapes gone!  Yeah, we live in a make-belief land.

Hasn't America learned their lesson by electing another dumbass from Texas?  Seriously, how much more stupid can this country get?  God help us all!

I Quote That - Weird

Blade's Box of Jams: Track #6 - You're A Superstar!

I'm turning on my headphones, and currently listening to... 

You're A Superstar!

I posted this song by RuPaul on on July 23, and as I was browsing my stats for the day to see which posts got the most views, this post made the top ten.

So yes, I'm currently listening to this jam!  And yes, Ryan and I are both dancing to it! LOL.

As I mentioned in my previous post, we really miss hanging out with our friends watching RuPaul's Drag Race - and we definitely can't wait for the next season to begin!  

The Queens, The Drama, The Fun - what more could you ask for?

Hope you all have a Superstar Weekend Blade 7184 readers!!!

Isn't This The Truth? Your Guide To Employee Morale

LOL, this chart is hilarious, because it's so true!  Especially for those who work in an office environment.  Read over it and convince me that I'm wrong.  Look at 8 AM on Monday and 4 PM on Friday, isn't this the truth? LMAO!

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War of the Roses - Ashley & Jake

If you're not familiar with the "War of the Roses", then I suggest you read up on my first issue, here.  I wrote a detailed description on how it actually works.

In this morning's call, Roula took on the fictional role of Ashley from Plants and Flowers, Incorporated.

Responding to an email from Sarah, Roula and Ryan begin their regular weekly segment of Roula and Ryan's Roses by asking the caller a few questions.  Sarah informs them that she has been dating her fiance, Jake for two years, and are due to be married in couple of weeks.  But she has been feeling a bit uncomfortable lately.  She states that about a month ago, they held their bachelor and bachelorette parties in two different cities.  Jake with his friends in Las Vegas, and Sarah with her friends in New York City.

Over the course of the last month or so, Jake has been really under-performing in bed, not really paying attention to Sarah, and starts to think that maybe it's wedding nerves or cold feet.  But then something really strange happens... last week, Jake receives a text on his phone and when Sarah goes to pick it up, he swipes it away quickly.  She confronts him about the 702 area code, which clearly is from Nevada, and tries to say it was the hotel manager texting to make sure everything went okay during his visit.

Roula and Ryan share their thoughts on the matter, and go over the rules of the "War."  They ask her again if she really wants to go through with this, because regardless of the outcome, Jake will have to know she made the call to the radio station to trick him.

So how does this battle end?  Will Jake send the flowers to Sarah?  Is there another woman?

the war rages on....

Part 1

Part 2

Make sure to stay tuned for next Thursday, as this is a regular series on my blog.  Feel free to share it with your friends on Facebook, or email them. There's a little Facebook button right underneath this post where it says, "This Post Written By".

Back In The Day - Ozzy and Sharon

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, circa. 1987