Magical Fun 101: The Floating Cup

Okay, this guy Rahat is a genius.  Why he hasn't appeared on America's Got Talent is beyond me.  He first lit his wallet on fire, then he made a dollar bill float in mid-air, and now he's freaking people out, by making his coke levitate in front of shocked and stunned drive-thru workers.

The drive-thru worker bees are fucking hilarious!!! OMG - this was so good.  My favorite part was when Rahat tells one of the cashiers that when he was 11 years old he received a letter from Hogwarts, and she believed him. LMFAO. "Are you serious?" she asked him.

What If You Start Choking on Your Steak? What Do You Do?

So you're sitting in restaurant, and your partner starts to choke on their steak, what do you do?  What if it's a baby?  Or what if it's you?  Well, the following images will help you with all these situations, and more!

If subject is conscious do this one.

If subject is unconscious do this one.

If it's a baby do this one.

If it's YOU choking on a peanut do this one!

And finally, if it's a zombie, do this one.

What Keeps a Gay Man in Shape?

FEAR!

Yep, and "this is brought about because gay men are afraid that they will be alone for the rest of their lives. If a gay man is not "serving body" while competing to find a trick or boyfriend in one of the more muscle-bound climates of gay culture, he will be sorely shut out. That is why gay men don't get fat, because if they don't have pecs, guns, and glutes, they're going home alone." - Brian Moylan on Simon Doonan's new book, "Gay Men Don't Get Fat".

Moylan goes on to say there are three things a gay man wants; to get buff, married, and stay buff.  And the reason?  Threesomes!  

He says "there are countless committed gay couples out there who like to either play on the side or invite guest stars into their beds. And you're not going to get any A-list guest stars if you're giving D-list torso with a four-star gut. Yes, gay men go to the gym to stay competitive, but since the man-eating marathon doesn't end after marriage, they just keep on competing and competing until death do they part."

While this is not the case for many gay couples, Moylan did write some very interesting points in his Gawker article.  The Instinct article left out a majority of what Brian had to say, but that sure didn't keep Instinct commenters from posting harsh comments about him.

OMG Hilarious! - Pick Up Kids

Foods That Will Make You Fat - Issue No. 17

We continue with another fabulous issue of "Foods That Will Make You Fat".  And in today's issue you will have the joy of checking out three fabulous meals that will convince you to jump off a ship, or throw yourself in front of moving vehicle; Going at a very high speed of course. LOL

Fat Circus Waffle

Seriously, if you want Captain Crunch, Ice Cream or A Waffle, why can't you just eat a serving of one product for breakfast?  Do you really need all three of these high-carb, diabetes-inducing, heart-stopping crap right before you head into work or school?  And you can't forget the chocolate sauce and sprinkles. Can't forget the sprinkles!

In'N'Out "animal style" Fries

I'm about to barf just watching this hot mess.  Ugh. that's disgusting! I can't even look at the picture as I type this.  All I'm going to say is it looks like some type of Sloppy Joe mixture, with cheese, french fries and some "special sauce".  That is just nasty.

Bacon-wrapped Meatloaf

We can never be done with bacon, everybody loves that shit. From bacon bits to bacon-wrapped Jalapenos; Bacon is the meat of the decade.  But never in my wildest dreams did I ever think of making a meatloaf with macaroni and cheese in the middle, and with bacon wrapped all around it.  If you don't have a heart-attack after eating this mess, then you must be doing something right.

It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 25 - The Multi-functional Jesse

On June 22nd, you saw Toby climb a tree without fear, and he climbed way, way up.  On July 28th, you saw Biscuit climb a mountain, and yes, without fear also.  

This time around, you will see Jesse doing just about everything you want him to do.  Want him to take the groceries in for you?  Jesse will do it.  Want him to fold laundry, and put it up for you?  Jesse will do it.  When you go to the pet store, he does his own shopping.  When you are too tired to make breakfast, he will make some toast for you, pull the sheets off your bed, and get your tea or coffee ready.  Jesse can do anything!

This video was too cute, I couldn't stop watching Jesse do all these amazing things.  I really hope Ryan's parents get a Jack Russell Terrier when their Pit Bull, Spirit goes to doggy heaven (or hell).

Madonna's Gaga Nightmare: Part 2

Last month I posted the video, Madonna's Gaga Nightmare, and it was funny as hell.  In it, Madonna was trying to reboot her career, including taking her gays back from Lady Gaga.

In part 2, Madonna is at home recuperating when Gaga keeps prank calling her, and with a little help from Cher, they concoct a scheme.

The parody features scenes from Mommy Dearest and Death Becomes Her, which are absolutely hilarious.  If you haven't seen either of these movies, then some parts may fly over your head.

Most of the other gay icon characters are back, including, Bette Midler, Liza Minnelli, and Sue Sylvester.  Check out the hilarity below.

Generation Consoles by Location in Household

So how many of you are playing your PS3, Wii, or Xbox 360 in your living room, bedroom, den, office, or other room in the house?  Here are some pretty interesting statistics according to Neilsen's ratings.

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Blade's Box of Jams: Track #5 - Moves Like Jagger

Currently listening to... 

Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera

Definitely one of the best hits of the summer!  I first heard "Moves Like Jagger" on NBC when Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera did a collaboration together on the hit show, The Voice.  More often than naught, you would find them bickering at each other; Who knew they would make a good team? 

I really liked the song then, and it has been one of my favorites this summer, hope you enjoy it too.

For previous tracks in Blade's Box of Jams click here.

Isn't This The Truth? Office Friends

LOL, isn't this the truth?  I work in an office environment similar to this one, and this is exactly how it is.

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OMG Hilarious! - My Novel

I Quote That - Believable

Movies to Watch: Margin Call

"SOMETHING BIG IS GOING DOWN!"

Wanna know what really happened on Wall Street over the 24-hour period during the early stages of the financial crisis?  Watch this trailer to Margin Call, and you'll be surprised.  Based on true stories and true events, the movie boasts actors such as Jeremy Irons, Zachary Quinto, Kevin Spacey, Penn Badgley, Stanley Tucci, Demi Moore.  Seriously, the list goes on and on with fabulous actors.

Earlier in the year, Ryan and I watched the HBO movie, Too Big To Fail, and it was exceptionally great.  It "tells the minute-by-minute, seat-of-the-pants story of how Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson (William Hurt) tries to wrangle the arrogant CEOs of the giant financial institutions into compromise in order to prevent worldwide depression." I can't say it any better than Linda Stasi here:

They cheat. They steal. They lie. They leave hardworking families homeless. They undermined the entire economy of the United States for their own personal greed. They don't go to jail and still get billions in bonuses. Who are they? They are the Wall Street SOBs who brought the US to its knees, that's who. Too bad to be true? No -- too bad to be fake.

I think Margin Call will be equally as good, really looking forward to it.  Check out the trailer here:

Isn't This The Truth? Redneck vs. Baby

LMAO, remember my Isn't This The Truth post from a couple of weeks ago, Zombie vs. Baby?  If you do or don't, it doesn't matter; You will definitely get a kick out of this one.  

This time it's the Redneck characteristics that are found in babies you never knew existed.

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LOL, Isn't This The Truth?

The Creation of the Stormtrooper Helmet

This is pretty cool... well if you're a Star Wars fan it's really, really cool!  

Take a break and watch this fascinating video below.  

Andrew Ainsworth, the creator of the original Stormtrooper helmet, filmed himself making one from start to finish.  I thoroughly enjoyed the video, and I think you will too.

Kid Tested, Parent Approved

Absolutely fabulous! I love this kid...

A young boy with two dads sent a letter to General Mills informing them of their cereal, and rightly so. :-)  What if you don't have a mommy?

Are People Really This Stupid?

OMG, talk about my most annoying post ever!  Better yet, the most dumbest, stupidest post ever.  In the video below, a guy named Stephen goes on a tirade when a tattooist tries to ink him.  

The kid wanted a tattoo for his 18th birthday, but as soon as the tattooist continues his work, the boy starts screaming and yelling, telling the tattooist his hands are dirty; That he (the tattooist) is dirty, and tells him he doesn't like being touched.  Keep in mind, he's been there 3 hours already.  

When the tattooist starts to ink him again, he starts to scream off his lungs telling the tattooist that he's a freaking weirdo for touching him.  Towards the end of the video, he storms out and yells at his friend, "and Your'e Gay!"

Are people really this stupid?  Seriously?

So This Is The Plan...

Los Angeles Running on Empty

Everyone knows California is congested with people, and especially cars.  But what if you woke up in Los Angeles to find no vehicles whatsoever?  What would it look like?

The following video by Ross Ching is absolutely amazing.  Using his Canon 60D, he took his initial creation, "Running on Empty," and added music, coloring and opening shots.  It is really great, check it out below.

OMG Hilarious! - I Wanna Grow Up

What a Hot Mess: Put Your Hands Up - I Have an AIDS-infected Needle !

Imagine going about your average day when a customer comes into your bank, or convenience store and tells you to put your hands up.  The first thing you do is oblige and do as they robber suggests, but what if he threatened you with an AIDS infected needle, or better yet, in a cupcake shop? Geezus what is this world coming to?!?!

I read about this three weeks ago while browsing the internet, and I'll tell you - nothing surprises me anymore.

According to the owner of the store, a man walked into a cupcake shop and demanded money from one of her employees. The robber told her he had a syringe full of AIDS-infected blood, and would inject her with it if she didn't oblige.  What a Hot Fucking Mess! Excuse my French, but supposedly he was a homeless man.  Is it possible that with the 11,000 homeless people in the Denver area, people are resorting to this type of behavior?

You can watch the news video below and read the article here.

Football Referee Symbols

To get you prepared for the season that almost never happened.  Here are your favorite football referee symbols to refresh your memory on America's favorite sport.

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"And The gods Shall Weep For Their Suffering!" - Spartacus

Gay or Straight, if you have not seen Spartacus, there is something seriously wrong with you.  If it's two things we all should watch in life, it's Dexter and Spartacus. LOL. These are both fantastic shows with large audiences consisting of  straight and gay folks.

The trailer to Spartacus: Vegeance was released while Ryan and I were in Corpus Christi, and this is the first time I've had the chance see it.

OMG, it's going to be so damn amazing!

You may recall back in February I had mentioned that Andy Whitfield the character who played Spartacus in both Spartacus: Gods of the Arena and Spartacus: Blood and Sand had succumbed to cancer.  He has since been recovering, but unfortunately was unable to return.

I will say this, the producers of the show did a fantastic job of finding Liam McIntyre.  He's just as hot as Whitfield, if not hotter.  And OMG, oh so strong.  

Ryan and I are super, uber excited!!! We can't wait, I cannot wait.  Watch the trailer below...

OMG Hilarious! - Tall Justin 4

Blade's Box of Jams: Track #4 - Say Hey (I Love You)

I'm turning on my headphones, and currently listening to... 

Michael Franti & Spearhead

Ryan and I went to see two movies last night, The Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Captain America.  Both movies were fantastic!

Unfortunately, I've been unable to get a song out of my head.  It was from one of last night's preview trailers, and it just makes me really appreciate life.  

Every time I hear this song, it makes me realize how fortunate Ryan and I are to have such loving and caring people in our lives.  So to make your Sunday brighter, why don't we just, "Say Hey"?  

And tell someone you love them while you're at it!  Can I hear an Amen up in here? 

Spotted: Steven R McQueen on the set of Vampire Diaries

Is it me, or is Steven R McQueen getting hotter and hotter every year? Geezus! This boy has grown up quickly, and in every good way imaginable.  

Here he is on the set of Vampire Diaries (a show Ryan and I don't watch anymore), looking nothing like the gay boy from Everwood (I sure miss that show).

If you remember my earlier post, he was the shirt-lifter spotted at Comic Con last year.

Poster of the Week - Issue No. 23 - Fear

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Fear".

The Barfing Cup

So this is what fast-food restaurant employees are doing when they have nothing else to do at work.  I could be wrong, it could be a movie theater employee as well.

In either case, it looks like making barfing cups is their specialty, and with audio nonetheless. 

Come to think of it, this reminds me of me during my twenties, LOL.

I Quote That - Too Small

Chandler Massey Still In The Closet, True Story

Whoever is directing or producing this show is having a hell of a time filming Chandler Massey; I know I would :-).  I swear, he's so freaking delicious!  

Yes, Massey's character, "Will Horton" is still at the fictional lake in the fictional town of Salem, defending town the town Homo, Sonny.  All the while, pretending to have the hots for his girlfriend, Gabby. 

C'mon Days of Our Lives, stop teasing us with shirtless videos of Chandler every chance you get, and give us the real thing; Him making out with Sonny!

Trust me, these are new pics; they're always at that damn lake. What? I'm not complaining. :-)

OMG Hilarious! - Square Root

Are People Really This Stupid?

Looking like a video made from National Geographic, and set to music that provides much suspense, Tyler Bradt calls his mom and tells her that he hopes he can make it to dinner on the day he chose to take a plunge down a waterfall.

And it's not just any waterfall, it's the Palouse Falls in Washington, which is 186 feet high.

And why did Tyler take such a risk?  He wanted to break a world record kayaking off a waterfall.  Seriously?  Are people really this stupid?

Must Watch: Final Destination's Final Destination

This was pure genius!  LMAO!  The cast of Final Destination 5 have made a Final Destination parody that will have you on the floor laughing, singing, crying, whichever comes first. LOL

What makes it so hilarious is the fact that they re-created the set from "Saved by the Bell" to use as their theme.  The song is actually Miles Fisher's new track, "New Romance," and yes, it's catchy; even if everyone meets a fateful end.  Absolute genius, I say.