Post Secret Fridays - Issue 077

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For The Gays Who Say Our President Hasn't Done Enough For Our Rights...

It irks me to say it, but yes, there are "gays" that side with the Republican party, who would rather see them in hell, hung, or put to death by stones, than to be with a party whose shown more love and compassion than anyone on the right could ever dream of having.

Look at that chart below, and you tell me.  Would you have seen this in a Republican president?  HELL to the N to the O!  If this country elects a Republican in 2012, you seriously need to worry, because they will do whatever they can to overturn what this President has worked so hard to achieve.  Mark my words.

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Movies to Watch - Maybe: White Frog

Boo Boo Stewart from the Twilight series (yes boo boo is his name), Teen Wolf's Tyler Posey, Harry Shum, Jr. from Glee, and countless of other hotties appear in this movie.   It's about a kid (Stewart) with Aspergers who deals with the death of his hot, shirtless, older brother (Shum) who starts hanging out with his brother's friends, Gregg Sulkin and Posey.

Okay, I know it's about the perfect neighborhood, the perfect street, the perfect house, and the perfect family, but couldn't they have added, boys with the perfect bodies?  Geez, this is nothing but twink porn for teenage girls and boys.

Will Ryan and I watch it?  Maybe. LOL

OMG Hilarious! - Standup Act

Sneaking Out...

Ohhhhh Austin Butler, the only other hottie I'd sleep with besides my partner, Ryan is caught leaving Vanessa Hudgen's home on Tuesday morning.  And through a window nonetheless.  

I guess he must have thought nobody would catch him.  I do have to hand it to Vanessa though; She sure has good taste in man-meat!  First Zac Efron and now Austin Butler?  Geez... all she needs now is to sleep with boys beginning with the letters "B" through "Y" and she'd have the entire alphabet. LOL

War of the Roses - Renee & Paul

I swear, this week's "Roses" was really f*cked up.  I'm sorry for my French, but this was one crazy ordeal.  I'm for not posting an issue last week, I completely forgot to download the audio, and I only had a few hours to do it.

If you're not familiar with my "War of the Roses" segment, then I suggest you read my first issue, here;  I wrote a detailed description on how it actually works.

In today's call Roula & Ryan spoke with Renee who's been married to her husband, Paul, for a mere 2 years.  She starts off by saying that she has a feeling her best friend, Allie, also of 2 years, slept with her husband last weekend.
Renee states that her and her husband Paul are partiers, and that they go out drinking every weekend with her best friend.  She says that they usually hang out with Allie 3 or 4 times a month, but over the course of the last 6 months things have been getting a little weird.  When Roula & Ryan ask her what she means by that, she tells them she was about to post some pictures on Facebook from their weekend partying when she noticed that Paul and Allie were smooching in some of them.  When she confronts her husband about it, he tells her they were all real drunk and that she even kissed her too.  But she says, she can't recall doing it.

Last weekend Allie spent the night at their house, because they didn't want her driving home drunk, but Renee herself was so drunk she more than likely blacked-out. She doesn't remember the night before, or how she got in bed - the signs of a real drinking problem.  But she did notice the guest bedroom looked like something had been going on in there.  Well that's when things get kinda iffy... because supposedly the husband slept on the couch.

Roula and Ryan share their thoughts on the matter, go over the rules of the "War," and ask her again if she really wants to go through with this, because regardless of the outcome, Paul will have to know she made the call to the radio station to trick him.

So how does the battle end?  Will Paul send the flowers to his wife, Renee, or to her best friend, Allie?  What's really going on?

And the war rages on....

Part 1

Part 2

Make sure to stay tuned for next Thursday, as this is a regular series on my blog.  Feel free to share it with your friends on Facebook, or email them. There's a little Facebook button right underneath this post where it says, "This Post Written By".

Isn't This The Truth? Facebook Changes

Too funny, but oh my Lord, isn't this the truth???? LOL

Quoted - Brad Pitt on Gays & Religion

“What are you so afraid of? That’s my question. Gay people getting married? What is so scary about that? It’s complicated. You grow up in a religion like that and you try to pray the gay away. I feel sadness for people like that. This is where people start short-circuiting—instead of being brave and questioning their beliefs, they are afraid and feel that they have to defend them. I don’t mind a world with religion in it. There are some beautiful tenets within all religions. What I get hot about is when they start dictating how other people must live. People suffer because of it. They are spreading misery.”– Brad Pitt, to Parade magazine, on gays and religion.

Never ask why I love this man.  Ryan and I love you Brad!

Must Watch: Another Unprecedented Event Took Place Two Weekends Ago...

You may remember the unprecedented event that I blogged about on September 9th, or you may not.  In either case, another unprecedented event took place last Friday, September 16th.  

The BIGGEST gathering ever recorded for a game of Dodgeball. It was held at Thanksgiving point in Utah. According to the official numbers, nearly 4,000 people showed up to be a part of the game, and that doesn't include the amount of people that joined by jumping the fence. 

750 balls were used in the making of this video. LOL.  Check it out.

OMG Hilarious! - What an Asshole!

Foods That Will Make You Fat - Issue No. 21

Can you believe I've posted 21 issues of "Foods That Will Make You Fat"?  It seems like just yesterday when I started this series.  I wonder how many of you have changed their eating habits over the past several months.  I know I have.  I'm currently on the TicTac diet.

Just kidding.  I'm not on no diet, but I am making a better judgement on my food choices and trying to eat healthier.  Trust me, if you were to eat half the crap I post on this site, you wouldn't be alive today.

Cheesy Mac n Rib

What more could you ask for in a cheesy sandwich?  In this delicious sandwich you have your 2 oz of unsalted butter, 1-1/2 oz. of Mayonaise, 1 cup of your favorite macaroni & cheese recipe, 1/4 of small onion cut into 1/4 strips, 2 teaspoons of butter (regular butter this time), 1/2 cup of pulled piggie meat, 1/4 cup of your favorite BBQ sauce and 3 slices of sharp cheddar cheese.  Oh and I forgot the 2 slices of buttermilk bread. 'Nuff said.

Fried Chicken Skin

When I first read about this, I almost threw up.  Who in their right mind would eat this crap? Really?  You know what - scratch that.  I vividly remember my sister loving to eat the skin off the chicken.  Then again.... we do eat it when we have fried chicken, don't we?  So why not sell it by itself, right?  Don't worry, KFC will have it available in a sandwich soon.

The Fat Koko

Look at that sandwich, what can you see?  Honestly, all I can see is bread, maybe roast beef, and fries possibly.  Well... it actually comes with a bread roll, cheesesteak, mozzarella sticks, french fries, and hot sauce.  Seriously, how can anyone bite into this? Look at the girth on that sandwich.  Geez.

YES!  THESE FOODS WILL MAKE YOU FAT!

Must Watch: Sue Sylvester Visits 1960's Mad Men

How many of you saw the Primetime Emmy Awards this past Sunday?  That's okay, neither did I. But I was able to catch a glimpse of the Emmy opening on Lawrence O'Donnell last night.  Thanks to my partner, Ryan who told me about it.

Is is absolutely hilarious.  There was a scene where Jayne Lynch (Sue Sylvester) from one of our favorite shows, Glee, walked on the set of Mad Men (another one of my favorite shows) and hits on Peggy Olson (played by Elisabeth Moss).

In the opening number, Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek fame tells Lynch that he is convinced she is the “logical choice” to host the Emmys this year, then warns her against letting the audience know that “we all live in this one building.”

Ignoring the warning, Lynch races through the building dropping in on television shows...

When she drops in on the cast of Mad Men, she is asked to fetch some coffee.

“You're hilarious,” she tells Don Draper (played by Jon Hamm). “I'm not a secretary. I'm the host of the Emmys.”

“The Emmys?” Pete Campbell (Vincent Kartheiser) asks. “What you should be doing is learning how to type and firing the guy who gave you that man's haircut.”

“Well, a lot has changed since 1965. In fact, women can marry other women,” Lynch responds. 

Turning to Peggy she adds with a wink and a smile: “Hey, Peggy.”

Watch the video to see what else she says. LOL.

Rock & Pop Spelling Test

LOL, this is hilarious!  The next time you take a spelling test, make sure you spell the names correctly.  Geez, what's wrong with you?!?!  Spelling Bee Champ, you are not!

I Quote That - Proud

U.S. Soldier Calls His Dad To Tell Him He's Gay

As many of you know by now, a policy that discriminated against "my family" was repealed yesterday, never to be heard from again.  When I say "my family" I mean to say my gay brothers.  This policy reprimanded gays who were in the U.S. Military.  Men who have sacrificed their lives for our country... Men who have fought to defend our freedom in countless wars.  They are no different than our friends and family who have given their lives to the U.S. Military.  

The Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy ended years of pain and heartache for many people in this country and around the world.  And one particular soldier stationed in Germany who had something to tell his father...

"Dad, I'm gay," the soldier uttered into his cellphone. "Always have been and always known forever," he adds.

How did his father react?  He tells the young soldier, "I still love you son."

And that was all I needed to start crying.  The soldier was relieved to hear his father assure him that this would not change their relationship.

I have friends whose parents have shunned them for being gay, disowned them for caring, or loving someone they can't live without.  I cannot begin to imagine how this would feel - it would utterly devastate me!  Furthermore, I don't know how a mother or father could hate their child so much, that they would kick them out of a family they've always loved and known.  I just don't understand it.  Is this what a Christian is like?  Is this what Jesus would do?

The Joys of Being a Parent: How To Crush Your Son's Dreams

LMAO. ahhhh, The Joys of Being a Parent...

Watch as this kid attempts to do his best at breakdancing, until mommy comes in and crushes his dreams. LOL.

"Alex... stop you're not going to be the great breakdancer you think you are, stop, it's not gonna work!"

Life's hard lessons... Mom, just let him be.  Then again, mom is probably trying to keep him from hurting himself so they're not stuck with a huge doctor bill later. LOL.

OMG Hilarious! - My Meds!

Ryan and I are Guncles!

In what seemed like months, and months, and months, the stork has finally arrived!  My sister delivered a healthy baby girl at 8 lbs. and 19-1/2 inches long.

Nothing pleases me more than to know my sister was able to carry this baby to full term.  I thank God, his Angels, and my brother-in-law Luther for looking over her during her pregnancy.  You will make the most amazing parents!
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BABY "LILIANA SKYE FASNACHT"
Flesh of Our Flesh, Bone of our Bone & Miraculously our Own. Never forget for a single minute, you not only grew under my heart but In It . ♥

Flying Over Planet Earth

This is a pretty amazing video. The International Space Station took these shots as it orbited our earth at night; going from North America to South America, and ending up over Antarctica.

The YouTube description reads:

A time-lapse taken from the front of the International Space Station as it orbits our planet at night. This movie begins over the Pacific Ocean and continues over North and South America before entering daylight near Antarctica. Visible cities, countries and landmarks include (in order) Vancouver Island, Victoria, Vancouver, Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Los Angeles. Phoenix. Multiple cities in Texas, New Mexico and Mexico. Mexico City, the Gulf of Mexico, the Yucatan Peninsula, El Salvador, Lightning in the Pacific Ocean, Guatemala, Panama, Columbia, Ecuador, Peru, Chile, Lake Titicaca, and the Amazon. Also visible is the earths ionosphere (thin yellow line), a satellite (55sec) and the stars of our galaxy.

Why Don't My Fish Blink?

What a Hot Mess: Going Loco For Jesus

So obviously finding Jesus isn't just about punching your friend in the face for no apparent reason, it's about destroying your posters, breaking up with your girlfriend (or boyfriend), eating your CDs, and getting rid of your TVs.

This video clip entitled "How to be a Real Man," found at a flea market in Berea, Ohio, is from an actual film released in the 1980's.  It shows hip teenagers that life isn't only about slightly incorrect Spanish translations and punching your friends in the face for no reason, it's about you and what a hot mess you've become!

If The World Were A Village of 100 People: Issue No. 4 - Freedom

What if the world were a village of 100 people?  Using statistics based on the spread of the population in the world, Toby Ng Design created this poster as another way of looking at how our world is today.  

There are 16 more posters I will share with you in the coming weeks; This is the 4th of 20.  

If you missed any of the previous issues, click here.

OMG Hilarious! - Free High Fives!

Isn't This The Truth? Just PROMISE not tell anyone else.

I couldn't have answered it better myself... 

When we ask someone to keep a promise, we usually find out where our friendships lie in a matter of days... literally.  

In most cases, this is what breaking a promise is all about...

Jimmy Wong Wins Second Round of Cover Wars 7

With an impressive group of YouTube artists, Jimmy Wong edged out Eli Lieb and Walk Off The Earth featuring Roomie.  It is now time for you choose the winner of this month's Cover Wars competition.  

So who will take home the Gold Record this month?  Will it be the endearing love ballad by Jimmy, or the powerful pop version by Petie that will win you over? You decide.

The final round begins today 9/19/2011 and will end this Saturday, 09/24/11.  I will declare the winner on Sunday, the 25th.

Cover Wars 6 Winner Abraham Lim

On this day I will personally email the winner their Cover Wars Gold Record.  It's not an actual vinyl record, but a recognition award congratulating them for their amazing talent and their win; So your vote is really important.

Here are your final two contestants battling it out with their covers of Lady Gaga's, "Edge of Glory."

Round One Winner, Petie Pizarro

Round Two Winner, Jimmy Wong

To vote, simply leave me a comment indicating which artist you think deserves the win for the second round of the competition.

Poster of the Week - Issue No. 28 - Hazards

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Hazards".

Meet Your New Romeo & Juliet

So the last time a Romeo & Juliet movie was released there was a horrible tragedy at the end... Oh wait.  THERE STILL IS!  Ugh, I hate movies, where I already know the outcome.

Well, at least we have two gorgeous new actors besides Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes reprising their roles; Not that they could, they're dead! LOL.

Yes, this is your Juliet, the girl from "Kick-Ass," Chloe Moretz.  I know, she's all grown up.  How do these kids grow up so fast? Geez.

And OMG they couldn't have picked a prettier boy to play Romeo.  His name is Douglas Booth, and what a sexy guy he is.  Yummylicious!  He recently starred in the 2010 biopic of Boy George, where he played the singer himself.

Creative Art Using Oreos

Artist and Sculptor, Judith G. Klausner "is a Somerville, MA artist with a love for small, intricate, and overlooked things," and that she is.  

For her latest work, she has carved Victorian images onto Oreo cookies, and what masterpieces they turned out to be.  You can visit her website "From Scratch" and check out the other fine art she's produced over the years.  From Toast Embroidery, Cereal Sampling, and Wallpaper out of condiments.  Pretty fascinating to say the least.

Here's a sample of her Oreo Cameos she did this year.

When I Walk In The Club

Yeah, this is pretty much what happens.  I walk in, buy a couple of drinks, and ask my friends if they want a shot.  Why the hell not? LMAO.  This chart is telling it like it is.

The Woes of Being a Bad Parent - Throw Your Kid Off A Boat, That Will Shut Him Up!

Hey, the next time your kid pisses you off, just throw him off a boat! I'm sure your kid annoys the hell out of you, so that's a sure way to quiet him down.

I'm actually being serious. Meet Sloane Birles of sunny California, who thought it was a brilliant idea to throw his 7-year-old son off a boat, because he wouldn't stop crying.  Get a load of this guy, as he practically admits to doing it, and proud he did so.

Good thing there were 80+ witness at the scene.

I think they need to throw Mr. Briles off a boat in the Amazon or in shark infested waters with cuts on his body so they could smell the blood.  Oh... The Woes of Being a Bad Parent...

I Quote That - Fortunate