OMG Hilarious! - Thirsty

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Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 10 - Double Gainer Off A Hotel Roof

OMG, are people really this stupid?  Geezus Gazeebus! 

I know, I know, those aren't words, but who does these things?  Oh, I know... this guy, Michal Navratil, who's kinda hot by the way.  

The swimmer does an un-imaginable double gainer backflip off the roof of a hotel in St. Maarten.

I'm going to assume, he took the time to calculate the chances of hitting the rocks below and the ones underneath the water.

The Only Good Thing On The Vampire Diaries

Yeah, he's the only good thing that's come out of The Vampire Diaries.  

I don't miss that show one bit, but I definitely miss looking at him.  Oh Steven R. McQueen, what a gorgeous creature you've turned out to be... Well, you've been pretty all your life :-).











Oh, and the photos are courtesy of Fuck Yeah Steven R. Mcqueen!

Poster of the Week - Issue No. 31 - Ignorance

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Ignorance".

Time Allotted In Last 3 GOP Debates

It's sad, but true.  Like 'em or not, the last 3 presidential debates simply were not fair when it came to allotting time to each of the candidates.  But we see this way too often, it happens during the Democratic debates also.  It's whoever is the flavor of the month, or who's riding high on the polls.  Let's see how much time they give Herman Cain next time around.

Bird Attempts To Play A Game of Frogger

Okay, call me stupid, but I actually sat here and watched this bird attempt to cross the street.  According to it's YouTube description it reads:

In Panama this duck kept trying to cross the highway on foot and the police kept having to rescue it from disaster. Eventually they left and the insane duck tried to cross the road again... See what happens...

Yes, I know. Don't ask.

A commenter posted this comment after watching the video: "Well, it's not a duck, it's a cormorant and it probably didn't fly because it's wings were wet - they are diving birds and are not waterproofed like ducks are (otherwise they could only bob in the water and not dive). After a dive, they need to dry out before they can fly. Darned luck bird!"

What Do Vegans Eat?

Must Watch: American Horror Story

So far the season for new television series have been kinda blah. Hell, Ryan and I still haven't been able to grasp on to The X-Factor and Dancing With The Stars. There are so many shows coming up like The Walking Dead, which premieres tonight, and Spartacus early next year. We already watch Glee which airs on Tuesdays, Harry's Law which airs alongside Modern Family on Wednesday nights. And we also watch Dexter and Boardwalk Empire which airs on Sunday nights, I mean, the list goes on.

But there's one new series I'm really curious to see.  Since Pan Am, Terra Nova, 2 Broke Girls, Whitney, The Secret Circle, Revenge, and Ringer have all gone on the way side, and teetering towards cancellation, American Horror Story shows promise.

Check out the first 5 minutes of this pretty amazing show that started 2 weeks ago.

Our Future Is In Their Hands - Take 5

Earlier this week on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jimmy Kimmel broke into a school and spoke with some kids about politics.  It was so darn entertaining.  

I swear, these kids are the cutest and sweetest.  When Jimmy asks them what party they belong to, they say the "Family Party."

When they're asked what the difference is between the Democrat and Republican parties, one of the kids responds, "a democrat is somebody who wants help people and republicans are those who do not want to help people"

Jimmy laughs and says, "I think we know where know where mommy and daddy stand." 

OMG, this is hilarious...it gets better.

A New Drag Dimension

First they tease us by letting us know Amber Riley from GLEE and Jesse Ferguson from Modern Family will be two of the guest judges on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4. Then they release this hot mess of a teaser to get us prepared for the next season of caddy drama, drag fights, and downright nastiness.

Hurry up and get here RuPaul, we all miss you!! Seriously!  Even the straight people who love this show miss you.

OMG Hilarious! - Raising A Child

Landscapes: Volume Two

If you have never taken the chance to explore the Southwestern United States, you can now catch a glimpse of it in this absolutely stunning video footage by photographer Dustin Farrell.  He is producing a three-part Landscapes series of unbelievable scenes in captivating time-lapse video.

Using a Canon 5D2 DSLR camera and processed with Adobe software, it is an amazing video to watch.  If you do not have a high-definition 1080p monitor, then "bug a friend" who does, so says the photographer, "it is a much better viewing experience."

I will say this, even if you do not have a high-definition monitor, this video is breath-taking, captivating, and awe-inspiring.  And the background music makes it even that much better.

Other Uses for Toasters

Man, I'm on a roll with these "other uses for things" postings.  LOL, yesterday I mentioned Oreos, and on Thursday I mentioned Candy Corn.  Now it's Toasters!  To make an excellent grilled cheese sandwich, turn your toaster sideways on a heat-resistant surface and insert bread and cheese.  It's that simple. No more messy pans, butter or spatulas!  This is pure genius!

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 079

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

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Want to see older Post Secret Friday issues? Go here.

The Gods of Immortals

I posted it as a "Movies To Watch" here and here.  How many of you will go see Immortals?  I, for one, am excited.  

The movie premieres on 11/11/11, 3 days before my birthday and I figured I could go watch it with my husband and friends.  I Can't wait!  I mean, with bodies like these two, who wouldn't want to?  Watch the trailer here.

Kellen Lutz as Poseidon

Henry Cavill as Theseus

I Quote That - Don't Like It?

Point taken!  Took this from Facebook friend, Cameron Trial.  And he's right, I couldn't have stated it any better myself!  I Love it!

Don't You People Have Jobs?

LMAO, Isn't this the truth?

Must Watch: Coffee Snobs

OMG, this video by Funny or Die was absolutely hilarious! 

When a patron asks for a Caramel Macchiato, the coffee shop worker responds: "Am I wearing a green apron? Do you hear Ray LaMontagne playing right now? Are there a bunch of pre-made sandwiches and hard boiled eggs in that case? Are there a bunch of homeless people waiting in line to use the bathroom? Do you see me writing down people's names on a paper cup?  Just so you know, a macchiato is a shot of expresso with a little foam on top, it's not a giant latte slatthered whip cream with caramel squeezed all over it."

Check it out, it will definitely make your day.  Especially those coffee drinkers addicted to Starbucks.

What a Hot Mess: Christina Aguilera Shocking Photos

When I saw these pics yesterday, I almost died. What a Hot Mess! What's happened to you my poor Christina?  

Christina Aguilera performed at the The Millennium Stadium in Cardiff Wales last Saturday in an all-star musical tribute to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.  All the buzz was on how Christina allowed herself to balloon to a plus size woman.  Nothing against plus-size women, because I love me some Adele any day, she's beautiful.  But Christina, the outfit?  Really?

It's okay girl, we've all been there, you'll be back!  Look at Britney Spears, Kirstie Alley, and countless others.

Other Uses for Oreos

LOL, Yesterday I posted a chart about Other Uses for Candy Corn. And then I came across this pic, and I couldn't keep from laughing.

Question is, should it have been "Other Uses for Forks"?  I like the Oreo title better. LOL.

How Sushi Was Invented