Gaga The Fashionista!

I got to poke fun at Gaga once in a while.  

Just because I love her, doesn't mean I can't question her outfits. LOL.

Courtesy of Just Jared, here's the Italian Vogue's Anna Piaggi and My Little Pony, "Firefly" creating our Mother Monster.

OMG Hilarious! - Impartial

Team Cee Lo vs. Team Adam on The Voice

While I commend the producers of "The Voice" on the great progress the show has made, I'd have to say I was rather disappointed with both teams this week.

If this had been the semi-finals, Team Christina and Team Blake would have "owned" Team Cee Lo and Team Adam. I am shocked at the way these guys performed last night.  They should have been the top two teams.

The two-hour episode started out with Carson Daly revealing the first 2 contestants who made it through to the semi-finals next week.  Ryan and I laughed, because afterwards, Carson stated that it only took 5 minutes to reveal the results, when in reality, it was more like 13 minutes.  Christina Aguilera just couldn't keep her damn mouth shut. As I predicted last week, Frenchie Davis and Beverly McClellan made it through, and you can easily see why by catching their performances right here.

At the end of the show, Blake Shelton learned his team's fate, and what seemed to be disappointed look on his face, when he found out America voted for Dia Frampton.  I think he was upset with America choosing Dia, because he then had no chance of saving Xenia, whom you could tell in his heart of hearts, sees something in her that nobody else does.  That was exactly what I told my partner, Ryan last week.  

Blake knew Jared Blake and Patrick Thomas were great, but he shocked America last night by choosing the girl he loved most, Xenia.  And I can't say I blame him, I would have done the exact same thing.  Hey, at least I got 3 out of my 4 predictions correct - woo, hoo!

So just like last week....

Each of the contestants sang a solo performance, and then later in the evening, they performed as a group.  In this particular case, it was Cee Lo and Adam Levine.

Only one person from each of the teams will be able to advance depending on the viewers votes, but another one will advance solely on the judge's discretion.  What does all this mean?  It means Cee Lo will lose half his team and Blake will lose half his team.  I loved it last week, and I love it again this week.

As with Christina and Blake last week, the judges provided one-on-one coaching, and they spent some time getting to know their contestants.  Cee Lo chilled at the spa with his team.

Watch the performances, and my reviews after the jump...

Nick Jonas Working The Media

Ohhhhh Nick, it seems like just yesterday you were swimming off the shores of Hawaii half-naked, revealing your sweet bubbly-ass, and showing us your rippling muscles.  I still say he reminds me so much of the ever-so-handsome John F. Kennedy, Jr.  Tell me what girl or boy wouldn't want some of that.

Nick Jonas took the time to work the crowd, before chatting with Extra's Mario Lopez at The Grove.

 

Back In The Day - Classic Britney

Classic Britney

Final Minutes Of Last Harry Potter Movie To Be Split Into Seven Separate Films

According to ONN's Star Fix, Warner Bros. will re-cut the last four minutes of "The Deathly Hollows: Part 2" and stretch it into seven films so fans can enjoy the Harry Potter franchise for another decade.

What a Hot Mess: Diving for Bin Laden

I could think of a million things to do with $400,000.  I could take a trip around the world, buy a couple of cars, and pay off our mortgage.  Hell, I'd probably still have plenty left over for a Big Mac.  But acccording to the New York Post, Bill Warren, from California chooses to do something a bit more patriotic with his money, like search for Osama bin Laden in the Arabian Sea.

"I'm doing it because I am a patriotic American who wants to know the truth. I do it for the world," Warren told The Daily Post.

Really Warren?  Really?  What a Hot Mess!  So, not only is it costing you $400,000 dollars to get your dumb ass to the other side of the world, you're renting a remote-controlled submarine that will cost you $1,000 a day, aaaaaaaaand renting a ship for $10,000 a day. Jesus. You need help.

"The Obama administration should have released the photo, like we did with Billy the Kid, or [John] Dillinger, or even Saddam Hussein," said Warren. "I have a Russian girlfriend, and she tells me that over there, in intelligence circles, they don't believe bin Laden's really dead."

And even if Obama had released the images of bin Laden, would it have solved anything?  No, because you idiots would have denied it was him. Then you would have found something else to bitch about. What a Hot Mess!

Twink, Twink, Twink... (NSFW)

Omg!  Adam Lambert will never measure up. Seriously, other than Cazwell's fabulous songs, "Ice Cream Truck," and "Get My Money Back," I haven't heard a good "gay" anthem in a while, and this one's perfect for the summer!

If your hungry for Twinks, then this is your video. It's absolutely raunchy, and I love it!  

As I was stumbling across the internet I came across a duo from Sweden who go by the name "Straight Up!"  They have been recording music since the spring of 2010, and can you believe I only discovered them today? What the hell is wrong with me?  They released the following video,"Twink" around the early part of December, and it's absolutely genius!  I mean with lyrics like these you cannot go wrong.

"The only toy, that I enjoy, is young & hung, a boy..."

"I like them pretty, all smooth and pink.. Twink, Twink, Twink.. uhhhhh"

"I pick a hunk I wanna funk and then I get him drunk...  uh huh, give it to me"

"C'mon I'll buy ya, baby a drink...Twink, Twink, Twink..."

If you have no idea what a twink is, Urban Dictionary lays it out for you this way...  "A twink is “an attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.”

Despite it's raunchy lyrics, it is catchy and funny, and well, the twinks are kinda cute too.  Overall, the video is well put together, check it out here.

OMG Hilarious! - Finished

Show Me Your Teeth

It's a sad fact, but millions of people in this country have no dental insurance, and those who do, don't use it.  I'm the perfect example.  I've had dental insurance for as long as I can remember, but I haven't seen a dentist in the same amount of time.  I may have only gone once, but that was years ago.  I brush my teeth everyday, but I don't floss, and brush regularly as I should.  Visiting a dentist is something both Ryan and I will have to do once we get out of debt, which isn't too far away.

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Our Future Is In Their Hands - Take 2

Have  you ever had a dream that... where you... that... s... you... want.. do.. sh.. you... that... so.. do... you... so... where... could.. do... you.... anything?

Omg - this kid is so darn cute.  He is trying to ask if you've ever had a dream where you could do almost anything?  It just doesn't come out that way.

First Major Republican Presidential Debate is No Slugfest

So, on the news this morning, all you hear is who won and who lost in the first major presidential debate of the election season 2011-2012.  In my opinion, the only one who came with straight-forward answers was Ron Paul, even though he's a little nutty.  As for the rest of the group, you can count them out.  Lord help us, if Rick Perry decides to get into this late in the game.  When are people going to learn?!?!

For those who have no idea who's running for the Republican party, here are your candidates so far.

Left to right: Newt Gingrich, Tim Pawlenty, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Rick Santorum, Fred Karger

Oops! They forgot to invite Fred Karger.

Oh that's right. He's gay, he don't count.

The Supposed Winners:  

Michele Bachmann?  Really?  Are you fucking kidding me?  I know what it was, it was the fact she said, "I have 23 foster children," not once, but twice.  But supposedly she dominated the stage.  I'm sorry, but after 30 minutes of watching this debacle, I had to change the channel.

Mitt Romney?  Really?  Presidential? Really?  If you're wondering where I'm getting this Winner and Loser data from, it's from this article: New Hampshire Republican debate: Winners and losers.  I don't know about you, but somebody needs to have a talk with Chris Cillizza about this.  Mitt Romney came off as Presidential?  Really?  The only good going for him was that, "no one had the stomach to attack him directly." I do give credit to Cillizza for stating the obvious.

We won't even go to who Cillizza thinks the supposed losers are.  You can go to CNN for that.

Also, Keep in mind: Rick Perry from our own state of Texas, Rudy Giuliani from New York, and Jon Huntsman from Utah, have yet to decide.  Lord, help us.

Movies in Rewind: Super 8

If you haven't seen Super 8, you should - it really is a good movie. If you grew up in the late 70's early 80's, you'll definitely love it. This is not a spoiler review, so no need to worry.

Ryan and I went to watch the movie over the weekend, and I'll admit, I shed a few tears.  Apart from being a Steven Spielberg / J.J. Abrams film, it definitely had an E.T., and The Thing feel to it.  So, in essence, it is a feel good movie that will help you understand that grief "isn't something you get over, but rather something you learn to live with."

This movie took me back to a time when Walkmans were coming into existence, whereas kids, we used to play outside instead of being confined to a room all day watching porn or playing video games - 1979.

The movie is about a kid who is stricken by grief, who doesn't get along with his father, and is relying on his friends to help him cope with life and growing up a child of the late 70's.  In the mix of all this, he gets together with his friends who want to make a zombie movie for an upcoming festival, while at the same time a train derails with a mysterious creature inside. Could it be something from Area 51 possibly?

You have two separate stories going on here, but yet they rely on each other.  On one side you have a father and son, a daughter and father who are at odds with each other.  And on the other side you have something mysterious on a train that escapes and wreaks havoc in a small town in the United States.  

Overall I give the movie an 8 out of 10.  Check out the trailer after the jump.

OMG Hilarious! - Pillow Fight

 

Gabrielle Giffords Photos Released

Back in January, if you may recall, Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords was brought to Houston's Medical Center for treatment and rehabilitation.  She was part of a horrendous shooting that took place at a political event  held at a grocery store in Tuscon, Arizona.  The gunman walked up to Giffords and shot her in the head at point-blank range.  He, not only injured her, but injured and killed many others - it was a horrible, horrible situation. Everyone feared she would die from her injuries, but instead it turned out to be a miraculous recovery that seldom happens with gunshot wounds to the head.  While she's still having a little difficulty speaking, she has regained a lot of her cognitive abilities.

Yesterday new photos of Giffords surfaced on her Facebook page, which showed her remarkable recovery.  And there's also word that doctors may soon release her to an outpatient program.  So the prospect of home, rest-assured, sounds exciting to her right now.
Check out how well she's doing after jump.

The Woes of Being a Bad Parent - Woman Steals Ball from Little Girl

What is it with all these grown-ups and their children, or other people's children at baseball games? 

In my second issue of "The Woes of Being a Bad Parent," a woman literally rips the ball out of an innocent little girl's hands.  And high-fives the rest of her crew while the little girl walks away sulking.

Lady Gaga Performs at EUROPRIDE 2011

Over the weekend, the lovely Lady Gaga was in Rome, Italy for the largest gay pride event in Europe - Europride 2011.  She performed her hits "Born This Way" and "Edge of Glory" to an astounding crowd on Saturday night at the ancient Circus Maximus.  Both the performances were acoustic versions of her songs. 

According to a must read article on MSNBC:

Lady Gaga told the crowd she is often asked "How gay are you, Lady Gaga?"

"My answer is: 'I am a child of diversity.'"

She also proudly cited her Italian roots — saying she was really named Stefania Giovanna Angelina Germanotta.

View of Religion at Large

Ever wonder which religion controls your county or state?  It sure is fascinating to see how much Red (Baptists), and Blue (Catholics) make up much of the country.  Don't get this confused with the Red and Blue states in politics.  Ironically, it does seem to reflect it in much the same way.  Are Catholics more liberal than Baptists?  Hmmm. Makes me wonder...

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The Snow Will Be Melting at Gay Ski Camp This Summer!

Actually, the snow melted last summer, but they're back to another snow-filled season in New Zealand this year.  

Check this out.  SameSame.com.au has created an online reality series covering Gay Ski Week in New Zealand. This five episode reality series took place last summer, and judging from the picture of Dan right here, it will surely knock your socks right off.

Five gorgeous gay guys will be competing in challenges until one of them is left standing, and becomes the Ski Camp champ.  Of course, with all of them being so hot, and sharing rooms together, drama is bound to happen. It sounds hot already!  The instructor and one of the boys are a couple, and there's another couple in the mix, so it's a definite "must watch" for all you boys and girls who love the gays!

The boy's names are Kirk, Dan, Brodie, Mike and Adam.  You can catch the first episode here or online at SameSame.com.au.  Make sure to share this post with your friends through email or on facebook.  This will definitely help them get more views, and amass nearly a million viewers as they did with Surf Camp.

OMG Hilarious! - Merry Christmas