Sunday, February 13, 2011
OMG Hilarious!
Yesterday's "Suicide Note" made me laugh, but today's comic is just plain cruel. I'm sorry, call me crude, horrible or a monster, but I couldn't help but chuckle, 'just a little :-)' at today's Cyanide and Happiness.
What The Hell Is A Gay Conservative Anyway?
GOProud is a conservative organization that brainwashes young gay men into thinking Ann Coulter, John McCain, Mitt Romney and the rest of the Republican establishment are going to support their causes. It's a sad story to read that young, good-looking men like 22yr old Tyler Whitney here, who's a member of this organization, attended this conference.
Dear GOProud Member, this is Peter speaking...
The idea of “gay conservative” is an oxymoron. “Gay” is everything that “conservative” is not. The foundation of the worldview that so-called “gay conservatives” embrace has far more in common with liberalism than with conservatism. No matter what your stand on government spending or taxes, you boys are "Gay."
A conservative will never like your agenda, they will never allow you to get married, they will never allow you to visit your man in a hospital; well...you can now, because of President Obama. But if given the chance, they would rip that out from under you too.
Don't forget, that by supporting these fools you are taking away your right to freedoms you wish you had, and are asking for. They let you attend the CPAC conference only for your money, not because they support your right to marry the man you want. They hate the very thought of two men kissing!
Hell, your minds get so twisted, that even your own gay members are losing it, like cutie Matt Hissey here. "I don't really like gay people that much. Gay people frustrate me, the stereotypical gay people, it frustrates me...someone who puts on a total act. I understand that some guys are feminine, which is fine. But some guys, at some point, are normal, straight-acting, whatever and the next minute they're jumping up and down. It just frustrates me. The whole conservative thing is just be yourself, be an individual and just don't be someone you're not. If someone does or does not accept you, that's fine but don't change who you are to look different to others." he alleges as seen in this video.The American Conservative Union, which sponsors CPAC, is quick to note that despite its decision to include GOProud as a participating organization, the group "has consistently adhered to traditional family values as our policy," incoming chairman Al Cardenas declares.
And for you gay conservatives, this includes opposition to same-sex marriage. Cardenas even stated, "it's going to be difficult to continue the relationship" with your organization in the future because of the leaders who hate you all so much.
You people, as cute and beautiful as you are, frustrate me. I'm done with all of you. Ugh, this post is pissing me off, But I write it for those who are not aware of the stupidity we face among our ranks.
A Tale of Two Losers
Chris Brown, who beat up Rihanna two years ago performed his new song "Yeah x3." And the fake Bill O'Reilly (who's a loser in real life) performed a skit on the President Obama interview that the 'real' Bill O'Reilly conducted before the Superbowl last week.
In either case, I thought the Chris Brown song sucked and the Bill O'Reilly skit was funny. Here's the skit from last night's show.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Ron Paul Kicking Obama Out of The White House
Ron Paul kicking Obama out of the White House has much of a chance of happening, as Rick Perry having Texas secede from the Union. I know it's laughable, but for the 2nd year in a row Ron Paul has managed to come away the winner at the Conservative Political Action Committee conference (CPAC) held in Washington, DC.Ron came out of the conference with 30 percent of the straw vote, with Mitt Romney coming in second with 23 percent. All the other nuts, like Ricky Perry, Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, Chris Christie, Michele Bachmann, Mitch Daniels, Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum and Tim Pawlenty came out with less than 7 percent of the vote.
Commentator Franz said it best when he stated, "Ron Paul is for freedoms as long as it doesn't infringe upon his right to discriminate. Like most Libertarians. What they mean by live and let live, and less government is Fuck everyone else as long as government doesn't touch my money and my rights. Fuck Ron Paul, his whole platform is undermined by his permissiveness in reserving full protection of the law and equal economic distribution only for straight Christians."
Alex Pettyfer and Two Girls Slobbering All Over Each Other
I guess whatever floats his boat, but couldn't he have had two guys kissing instead of two girls?
The "Beastly" star who has been making the rounds all over television and Hollywood seems to have a thing for same-sex kissing, with girls that is. The video features him all wet and juicy while two girls kiss and run their hands all over him. The video was done by L.A. Photographer Tyler Shields, a known celebrity photographer.
Take a look and tell me what you think.
Health & Fitness: The Spartacus Workout
So how do you get your body to look like the characters/actors in Spartacus? How about by advertising on Facebook that you can have your body look like a gladiator in no time? That's exactly where this workout is derived from. A forum titled SPARTACUS BLOOD AND SAND outlines the Spartacus workout.
I have included the workout in my blog, so get to it, what are you waiting for?
This cutting-edge circuit routine will strip away fat and define every muscle in your body.
To create the Spartacus workout, we chose 10 exercises that collectively work every part of your body, and then placed each at a 60-second station, in order to challenge your heart and lungs as well as your muscles. The final product: A high-intensity circuit that’s designed to burn away fat, define your chest, abs, and arms, and send your fitness levels soaring. So you’ll sculpt a lean, athletic-looking body—while getting in the best shape of your life.
Directions
Do The Spartacus Workout 3 days a week. You can either use the routine as your primary weight workout, or if you’re already in great shape, you can use it as a “cardio” workout on the days between your regular weight workouts.
Perform the Spartacus Workout as a circuit, doing one set of each exercise—or “station” in succession. Each station in the circuit lasts for 60 seconds. Do as many reps as you can in that duration (with perfect form), then move on to the next station in the circuit. Give yourself 15 seconds to transition between stations, and rest for 2 minutes after you’ve done one circuit of all 10 exercises. Then repeat 2 times. If you can’t go for the entire minute on an exercise, go as long as you can, rest for a few seconds, then go again until your time at that station is up. This will allow you to customize the workout to your current fitness level. Also, if using weights makes some exercises too difficult, simply perform the same movement without holding the dumbbells.
Station 1: Goblet Squat
Grab a dumbbell and hold it vertically in front of your chest, with your feet slightly wider than shoulder-width apart [A]. Keeping your back naturally arched, push your hips back, bend your knees, and lower your body until the tops of your thighs are at least parallel to the floor. Pause, then push yourself back up to the start. If that’s too hard, do a bodyweight squat instead.
Tip: Lower your hips as deep as you can.
Station 2: Mountain Climber
Assume a pushup position with your arms completely straight. Your body should form a straight line from your head to your ankles [A]. Without allowing your lower-back posture to change, lift your foot off the floor and slowly raise your knee toward your chest [B]. Return to the starting position, and repeat with your left leg, alternating back and forth each repetition.
Tip: Lift your leg as if you’re climbing a mountain.
Station 3: Single-Arm Dumbbell Swing
Grab a dumbbell with an overhand grip and hold it in front of your waist at arm’s length. Keeping your lower back slightly arched, bend at your hips and knees and swing the dumbbell between your legs [A]. Keeping your arm straight, thrust your hips forward, straighten your knees, and swing the dumbbell up to shoulder level as you rise to standing position. Now swing the weight back and forth. At the 30-second mark, switch arms.
Tip: Use momentum to swing your arm up.
I have included the workout in my blog, so get to it, what are you waiting for?
This cutting-edge circuit routine will strip away fat and define every muscle in your body.
To create the Spartacus workout, we chose 10 exercises that collectively work every part of your body, and then placed each at a 60-second station, in order to challenge your heart and lungs as well as your muscles. The final product: A high-intensity circuit that’s designed to burn away fat, define your chest, abs, and arms, and send your fitness levels soaring. So you’ll sculpt a lean, athletic-looking body—while getting in the best shape of your life.
Directions
Do The Spartacus Workout 3 days a week. You can either use the routine as your primary weight workout, or if you’re already in great shape, you can use it as a “cardio” workout on the days between your regular weight workouts.
Perform the Spartacus Workout as a circuit, doing one set of each exercise—or “station” in succession. Each station in the circuit lasts for 60 seconds. Do as many reps as you can in that duration (with perfect form), then move on to the next station in the circuit. Give yourself 15 seconds to transition between stations, and rest for 2 minutes after you’ve done one circuit of all 10 exercises. Then repeat 2 times. If you can’t go for the entire minute on an exercise, go as long as you can, rest for a few seconds, then go again until your time at that station is up. This will allow you to customize the workout to your current fitness level. Also, if using weights makes some exercises too difficult, simply perform the same movement without holding the dumbbells.
Station 1: Goblet Squat
Grab a dumbbell and hold it vertically in front of your chest, with your feet slightly wider than shoulder-width apart [A]. Keeping your back naturally arched, push your hips back, bend your knees, and lower your body until the tops of your thighs are at least parallel to the floor. Pause, then push yourself back up to the start. If that’s too hard, do a bodyweight squat instead.
Tip: Lower your hips as deep as you can.
Station 2: Mountain Climber
Assume a pushup position with your arms completely straight. Your body should form a straight line from your head to your ankles [A]. Without allowing your lower-back posture to change, lift your foot off the floor and slowly raise your knee toward your chest [B]. Return to the starting position, and repeat with your left leg, alternating back and forth each repetition.
Tip: Lift your leg as if you’re climbing a mountain.
Station 3: Single-Arm Dumbbell Swing
Grab a dumbbell with an overhand grip and hold it in front of your waist at arm’s length. Keeping your lower back slightly arched, bend at your hips and knees and swing the dumbbell between your legs [A]. Keeping your arm straight, thrust your hips forward, straighten your knees, and swing the dumbbell up to shoulder level as you rise to standing position. Now swing the weight back and forth. At the 30-second mark, switch arms.
Tip: Use momentum to swing your arm up.
You'll be looking like these boys in no time...
Boston Legal - Most Missed Show Hands Down, But wait...
If you were to ask me which show in the last 5 years I missed the most, I would tell you 'Boston Legal.' The show was created by one of the best American screenwriters and television producers this country has ever known, David E. Kelley.Ryan and I watched every episode, and over the past several months purchased all 5 seasons on DVD. Ironically enough, I have watched every show he's created.
Each show he's written and produced has won hundreds of awards, from Emmy's to Oscar's, Golden Globes to Peabody awards, this man has won them all.
Unbeknown to me, Kelley created a show right under my nose, without me even hearing about it, reading about it, or watching a trailer about it.
The creator of Ally McBeal, L.A. Law, The Practice, Picket Fences, Chicago Hope, Boston Public and Boston Legal introduced us to his new show, Harry's Law which premiered on January 17th of this year.
From NBC's website:
"Kelley weaves his rich storytelling into a new legal dramedy starring Academy Award winner Kathy Bates in the title role - about how people can embrace the unexpected and other curveballs that life can throw at them.
Harriet "Harry" Korn (Kathy Bates) doesn't believe things happen for a reason, but she discovers that they sometimes do. A curmudgeonly ex-patent lawyer, Harry is abruptly fired from her blue chip law firm, forcing her to search for a fresh start. She finds it when her world unexpectedly collides, literally, with Malcolm Davies, a kind-hearted college student who desperately needs Harry's help with his pending court case, and he subsequently goes to work for her.
Harry soon finds her balance as well as new offices in an abandoned shoe store just as legal hotshot Adam Branch accidentally hits her while driving. Inspired by Harry's no-nonsense understanding of the law, Adam decides to take leave of his shiny corporate firm to go and work with her. Harry, Adam and Malcolm - unlikely but kindred spirits - along with the help of Harry's shoe-savant assistant, Jenna, are now ready for whatever walks in through the doors of their unique establishment - Harriet's Law and Fine Shoes.I have included a few short clips of the first 4 episodes and I'm so drawn to this already. If I can't convince Ryan to watch this with me, then I'm alone on the net. The show definitely reminds me of David E. Kelley's, Boston Legal, with the possibility of it being greater.
Click here for a little tidbit..
Outrageous Ads - Issue No. 1
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Burger King's intent was to introduce the new "BK Super Seven Incher".
"Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce," the ad concludes.
I don't know about you, but with that woman eyeballing that sandwich like she's about to swallow something big, and I don't mean in it in a PG way either. What was the Burger King in Japan trying to suggest here?
All I have to say is... That is one Outrageous Ad!
OMG Hilarious!
There's nothing more I enjoy everyday than a good chuckle. And the Cyanide and Happiness comics do it for me. I love them guys.
What's Under Your Mask?
How many can you solve without looking at the answers :-)
Click here to see answers more clearly.
Wormhole in The Fabric of Time
Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 3
In my third issue of 'Foods That Make You Cringe,' you have your choice of two delicious-looking cakes. One for breakfast and one for dinner, take your pick.
Every Thursday I'll be stating the obvious fact; that people make up the craziest shit, hence the reason people tell you, "This Is Why Your Fat." Yes, I know it's Saturday; I got behind on my regular posts.
Every Thursday I'll be stating the obvious fact; that people make up the craziest shit, hence the reason people tell you, "This Is Why Your Fat." Yes, I know it's Saturday; I got behind on my regular posts.
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| Two layers of quiche made from eggs, Bisquick, sausage, bacon, onions, peppers, and cheese, stacked and iced with sausage gravy, covered with more bacon, and topped with another layer of cheese. |
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| Chocolate chip pound cake with cookie dough filling covered in cookie dough icing sprinkled with mini chocolate chips. |
Friday, February 11, 2011
And let the covers begin...
Usually when artists release their music, people tend to make a cover of the song within several days or months. Hell, even Justin Bieber and James Blunt tried to do a cover yesterday on Ellen.
But not this time...
Lady Gaga released her new self-titled track, Born This Way earlier this morning with positive and negative reviews. Regardless of the outcry, within minutes if not a few hours, the hit single became the #1 Selling iTunes download in 21 countries.
And with the releases, come new versions...
First up: Ulrik Munther - the Swedish version of Justin Bieber, has released a sample, and it's actually quite good.
Second Look: Drew Tabor - a you tube artist who learned and sang the song in 15 minutes and now considers "Born This Way" her favorite song to date.
OMG Hilarious!
"I've been awake for three days straight!" OMG Hilarious! Cyanide and Happiness - you crack me up!
Movies to Watch: X-men: First Class (First Official Trailer)
In one of the most anticipated movies of the summer, the first official trailer to X-men: First Class has been released. And no one is more excited than my partner, Ryan.
While I'll wait to reserve judgement, the trailer does it's job of teasing the viewer. These are the characters, before they became legend...
Post Secret Fridays - Issue 046
PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a postcard.
Sue Ellen Ewing - Beautiful at 70
For those who don't know much about it, Heart Disease kills a woman nearly every minute in this country and this show was meant to raise awareness for that reason; heart health. MD Anderson Cancer Center (where I work) also plan events and hand out Red Dress pins in support of this cause. Breast Cancer comes in 2nd to heart disease as the number one killer in women.
Linda Gray is preparing to make her big return to television, alongside Larry Hagman (JR Ewing) and Patrick Duffy (Bobby Ewing) in the new Dallas series. It is not a remake, the new series will follow the lives of JR and Bobby's sons, John Ross and Christopher Ewing.
Super hottie Josh Henderson will be playing the role of John Ross Ewing while Jessie Metcalfe will be playing the role Christopher Ewing. The beautiful Jordana Brewster, Ghost Whisperer Jennifer Love-Hewitt, and Lost actor Josh Holloway are all expected to join the cast as well. I truly cannot wait!
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| John Ross Ewing |
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BORN THIS WAY - SIMPLY PHENOMENAL!!!
Ironically enough, this is my groundbreaking 200th post of my new blog, BLADE 7184, and what better way to celebrate an achievement than writing about a phenomenal song.If there is a better way to describe this track I would. I felt a little reserved, because of the somewhat mediocre song that Britney Spears released, but this cries a true artist through and through. I have never heard anything close to this creation. It's upbeat, somewhat techno, somewhat club kids, somewhat retro mixed in together; it's what Gaga truly presents herself to be, an original.
The Lady writes and produces her own music and I can see why people are in such awe of her. I have posted the vocals and the lyrics for your enjoyment. She truly makes a Gay person, like myself, or any straight person for that matter, happy to be BORN THIS WAY. Love it, I do.
Listen to the premiere of Born This Way by Lady Gaga:
Click Here for Lyrics and Music
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