Movies in Rewind: We Need To Talk About Kevin

I'm telling you right now, if you haven't seen this movie, don't.  If you do, be prepared.  While the movie is just a movie, it is by far, one that was very painful to see.  Ryan and I watched "We Need To Talk About Kevin" a week before the recent shootings in Colorado, and boy did it hit close to home when we saw the news unfolding before our eyes.

The movie is mostly about a young teenager named Kevin, and his mother, Eva, played by Tilda Swinton.  It tells the story through the eyes of Eva, who deals with an event that happened in the past, but recent enough to where Kevin is about to turn 18.  This particular event is so tragic that it will leave you speechless at the end of the movie.  But what was so sad about this whole scenario being played out before our eyes, was knowing that these things truly do happen.

Ever since this boy, Kevin was born Eva knew something wasn't right, but no one cared to listen, especially her husband.  And as the boy grew up, the more disturbing the situation became.  This was a very powerful movie indeed.

You can check out the trailer below. 

Television Networks: Who Owns Them All?

Have you ever been curious as to who owns the big television networks?  So yeah, if you watch ESPN, The History Channel, Lifetime, Military History and/or anything related to Disney, you're royally screwed; they're owned by the largest Gay supporter, Disney*ABC.  Yep. All you folks watching anything owned by Disney and ABC are going to hell. Just ask God.

Here's a small chart showing you who owns what, who makes the most, who owns the most, and a little bit of history.  Check it out, it's pretty cool.

They're Baaaaaack!

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars premieres in October!!!! And I know all of you boys are anxiously waiting to find out who'll be the new All Stars Superstar!

Yep. Various contestants from all 4 seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race will be competing in an all All Star Spectacular this fall, and it's going to be FIERCE!

Can any of you guess the cast after viewing this teaser? 

Quoted - The Jim Henson Company on Diversity & Quitting Chic-Fil-A

Cyanide and Happiness: 18th

What a Hot Mess: Colorado Mass Murderer James Holmes Is Hot

According to the girls below anyway.  

As soon as the videos and pictures of James Holmes appeared on our television sets, the Colorado mass murderer became an instant American idol for the twittering teenage girls you see below.  What a Hot Mess!

And these were just a few of them.

Quoted: One Direction's Louis Tomlinson on Gay Rumors

“This is a subject that was funny at first but now is actually hard to deal with as I am in a relationship.... Me and Harry are best friends, people look into our every move...  it is actually affecting the way me and Harry are in public. We want to joke around but there seems to be a different rumor every time we do anything.” - Louis Tomlinson in an interview with MTV

Seriously though, if you don't want the rumors floating around, stop kissing and loving all over each other in public. Geez. LOL. Remember these photos?

Isn't This The Truth? You Drink To Make Something Happen

I'll admit it, I've done it all. lol, the memories.

Laugh of the Day: Highway Scare Prank

I don't know which is more funny; the husband pranking the wife by making her think a semi is heading straight into them, the scared look on her face, or the fact that he's going to get his ass beaten for posting the video.

Either way, it's Priceless!

Food For Thought...

And you know I had to double check with the U.S. Department of Agriculture and Factcheck.org websites to make sure that what I was posting, was in fact, true.

But yeah, as I've been saying all along, the same people who are voting for no government intervention are the same people who use more of it.

Seriously folks, we have swaths of counties surrounding our area that consist of nothing but beer-chugging, backyard partying, food stamp-whoring people who are voting against their own interests. Lol.  It's almost too funny not to laugh.
The most recent Department of Agriculture report on the general characteristics of the SNAP program’s beneficiaries says that in the fiscal year that ended Sept. 30, 2010:

• 47 percent of beneficiaries were children under age 18.
• 8 percent were age 60 or older.
• 41 percent lived in a household with earnings from a job — the so-called “working poor.”
• The average household received a monthly benefit of $287.
• 36 percent were white (non-Hispanic), 22 percent were African American (non-Hispanic) and 10 percent were Hispanic (Table A.21).

Cyanide and Happiness: I'm Gay!

Batman: Nightwing

If you're a comic book fan, or a Batman fan in general, You'll more than likely enjoy watching this short video.  While I'm not a huge fan of Batman, I have seen all the movies.  I'm more of a Superman / Wonder Woman kinda guy :-)

With only a few hundred bucks and not much time putting it together, I think Jeremy Le & Danny Shepherd did a decent job with Batman's sidekick, Nightwing (whos' kinda hot btw) LOL.

Khaleesi From Game of Thrones... In Pixar?

Khaleesi & Her Dragons.

I guess if you're a Game of Thrones fan you would appreciate this more.  I think it's pretty cool, so I had to share it.  

It has a Pixar feel to it, don't you think?

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 28 - I'm Pregnant With My Dad's Baby

This just boggles my mind.  

I know I've been gone for a month, but the stupidity still lingers on...  I didn't know whether to post this as part of my "What A Hot Mess" series, or this one.  I guess they're both one and the same.  Well... not all the time.  

Seriously?  You hypocrites, haters (or whatever you call yourself these days) don't want Ryan and I to get married, but this is somehow okay?  Oh, but it happened in the Bible all the time, so it's okay.  Or is that the part where you can have multiple wives?

The Cities Where A Paycheck Stretches The Furthest

So now you can add the city of Houston to another list of accomplishments.

Not only has the fourth largest city in the nation been previously ranked the #1 fastest growing city in North America - it's #1 in job growth, #1 in manufacturing, #1 in wage growth, and the #1 world's fastest growing metro area.   And if that isn't enough for you, it can now call itself the #1 best city to live in.  

According to Forbes Magazine, Houstonions can stretch their paychecks much further than any other city in the country.  Houston has the lowest cost of living when it comes to utilities, transportation, consumer pricing, and most importantly housing costs; Buying a house in Houston has never been more affordable.

Check out the article here, and be proud of our city.  Don't worry Austin, Dallas, and Fort Worth - you rank 5th and 8th respectively.

Thank you, Mayor Annise Parker, for sharing the news on Facebook yesterday!

Kiss of the Week - Issue No. 019

"The best things in life are truly unseen, that's why we close our eyes when we cry, kiss and dream." 

 ~ Author Unknown

Cyanide and Happiness: Cannon

The Atlantic Road

I'm sorry, but this is scary as hell.  Look at the waves from the Atlantic as this guy crosses this superhighway in Norway.  It's downright terrifying.

According to the description, The Atlantic Road was built in 1983-1989 and has become a very popular road for tourists visiting the north-west coast of Norway.

Yeah, my ass wouldn't be crossing the Atlantic by road. LOL. Well... maybe if the sea was calm.

Your Worth More Dead Than Alive!

So let's say you are in decent shape... You have a healthy head of hair, perfect 20/20 vision, a good heart, and you don't drink too much, so you have a good liver.  You're gonna love this pretty cool infographic.  It pretty much let's you know how much your whole body is worth to science and the health industry.

They will give you $1,525 for your pair of eyeballs
$500 for each of your shoulders
$157,000 for your liver
$119,000 for your heart, and
$10 for every square inch of your good-looking skin.

What are the rest of your body parts worth?

Source: medicaltranscription.net

A PC full of filth!

No, get your mind out of the gutter.   

If you've ever owned a computer with a tower, or still own one, you know that the fans on these machines are magnets for dust, pet hair, and whatever else can sneak into it.  

After watching this video, you will know why it's a good idea, to give it a blow once in a while.

Does Anyone Have a BA in Linguisitics?

Because I would like to know WTF is up with this picture. LOL. It's pretty darn scary looking.

 

WHAT-A-RECIPE - Potted Cakes

Ever wanted to give a flower pot to a friend just for the hell of it?  Or sneak something sweet for a relative in the hospital.  Well, now you can make your very own potted cake.  Yep, take some oreos, ice cream, Sara Lee's pound cake, flowers, and you can make a flower pot that is actually a dessert!  What-A-Recipe!

I have included the images to help guide you...

Must Watch: Take Me To Your Momma for Rice & Beans

"Take me to your momma for dinner".  It's the singing chihuahua - it gets me every time. LOL. 

Nevermind that the guys in this video are hot, have hot bodies, and know how to move their ass, The chihuahua has it going on.

Cazwell is back with a new song, and this time it's called "Rice and Beans".  He left that "Ice Cream Truck" and bought a Taco one I suppose.


Is it me, or can those guys shake that ass?  I can only imagine what it's like in the bedroom. Damn!

Cyanide and Happiness: Fight

Isn't This The Truth? Every Public Bathroom Ever!

Thank you pleated-jeans for sharing what I've been thinking all along!

Little Darth to Have Open-Heart Surgery

In honor of Little Darth, I'm re-posting this video on my blog.  You may remember Little Darth from the Volkswagen commercial during the Superbowl in 2011.  If you've never seen it, you can see it here.  It's a real hoot!

7-year-old Max is having open-heart surgery today to repair a congenital heart defect.  If you haven't read about this, I highly recommend this article.  He is a brave little boy who has been contributing his time raising money for other children with heart defects.  We pray that he pull through his surgery with flying colors!

The Joys of Being a Parent: Remember Mummy, The Light Is Your Friend!

OMG!  This was f-ing hilarious!!  Ah, The Joys of Being a Parent. LMAO.  If you're a parent - you definitely want to see this, if you're not - you'll want to anyway.  

This 6-yr-old kid walks into his parents' bedroom in the morning and finds something he shouldn't have seen...

The following video was submitted for a Young Director Award being held in Paris on June 21st.  A definite "must watch".

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 27 - Why Do People Say The Earth Is Around But It Looks Flat To Me?

"My science teacher in school was talking about earth and that it is around. but the earth look flat to me?  If it is around then why does the sun go down at nitetime?  Woind't it by daytime all day if it was around?  I asked her how and she said something about the earth's evolution around the sun. my parents and my pastor said that evolution is not ture. so she must be lying about this to. i don't udnerstand how the earth can evolve since it was made by jesus. why would they say the earth is a ball if on the map it is flat? plz help"

You can hate me, I don't care, but are people really this stupid?  These are not 5-year-olds asking these questions, and even if they did, they would probably know the correct answer.

Lord have mercy on my soul! If you didn't know it before, you do now - Yahoo! Answers has all the answers you need, just ask it a question and people will chime in and give you one.