The Mad Men Barbies

I'm a huge Mad Men fan, and these barbies are just my favorite!!!  Apart from the Lady Gaga barbies that came out a few years ago, these dolls are remarkably "spot-on" re-incarnations of their characters of the hit AMC show.









You have Fat Betty (who came out 50 lbs. heavier than in previous seasons), with her can of whipped cream that she devoured in an earlier episode.  You have Megan Draper in her "Zou Bisou Bisou" dress she wore for Don's birthday surprise.  Next, you have Roger Sterling holding his bastard son, and my favorite one of all, Joan Harris wearing the “emerald necklace of shame" a she pushes her baby carriage.

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"Ain't No Homos Gonna Make It To Heaven"

C'mon, join me now... "I know the Bible’s right, somebody’s wrong...ain't no homos gonna make it to heaven."  A little louder... "I know the Bible’s right, somebody’s wrong...ain't no homos gonna make it to heaven." 

Yep, those are the words sung by a mere child in front of a congregation in Greensberg, Indiana.  


Isn't that just lovely?  And to think that all along I thought our preachers and pastors were men of God and all they cared about was love. Frankly, I'm tired of hearing that everyone is not like that, but as more and more churches are declaring death to us gays, and spewing hatred month after month, what else are we to believe?

I believe in a loving God.  A building is not a church.  What makes up a church are its people, and if there is but more than 1 that condones this hatred and death towards myself and my partner, then you are part of a bigger problem.  You are, in part, congregating with them, singing and worshiping with them.  The bible states where two are more are gathered in his name, He is there with them.

You don't have to go to a building to worship with people who hate your son or your daughter.  Get together with those you love and worship together, at a park, in your home, at a school - worship with them - they are your church.

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Harm Caused by Drugs

I'm not condoning any type of drug behavior, but I like how Alcohol seems to lead the pack in, not only, causing harm to others, but harm to users as well.  

But hey, hey, hey - you can do shrooms, steroids, and marijuana for sure! LOL.

The Most Creative (and Ridiculous) Ways To Open a Beer Bottle

How many times have you grabbed a beer only to find out, you can't unscrew the damn cap off?  Well ,here are the most creative and (ridiculous ways) to open a beer bottle.  Some of them are completely crazy and some of them... well, I wish I had known. LOL.  I'm sure the people in Conroe or Cut-n-shoot know all about them. :-)

The video is pretty cool - check it out.

Movies in Rewind: Thor as the Huntsman, Thor as Thor

I don't know, Ryan and I went and saw Snow White and The Huntsman last weekend, and well... I couldn't get past the Bella and Thor characters that Chris Hemsworth and Kristen Stewart play.  Unfortunately, they will have to face the backlash for playing those iconic roles for several years or for the rest of their lives.

The same went for actors in the past who have died, i.e. Christopher Reeve as Superman, or those who are still alive, Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, and Emma Watson as Hermione Granger. The list goes on.

Regardless, the movie was entertaining. I will not spoil it for anyone.  I just found these images online and had to say something about Thor and the Huntsman.

Winter Is Coming... A Game of Thrones Parody Tribute

If you have not seen the season finale of Game of Thrones, then I don't recommend watching this.  But if you have, then you can.  :-)

The Key of Awesome have created a parody using Maroon 5's Payphone as a tribute to Game of Thrones, whose second second season ended this past Sunday.  Sad, but true.

The video is NSFW, but humorous nonetheless.

Adam Levine is quitting Maroon 5 because he can't stop watching Game of Thrones!  Lol.

Album Cover Parodies

What if comic book characters were used as famous album covers? Well, they would probably look something like this..

X-Force Queen

Cyclops Bowie

German artist Uwe de Witt over at Deviant Art, created these pretty fabulous parodies.  He also has a great blog, Spacelord, you can check out as well.  I especially love Dr. Strange Pink Floyd

Dr. Strange Pink Floyd

Ghost Rider Prince

Warlock Judas Priest

When Are Vegetables and Fruit In Season?

Ever wonder when your fruits and vegetables are in season?  I do the grocery shopping in the household, and let me tell you... It sucks when the vegetables are not in season.  Unless the items are genetically enhanced, i.e. a 3 foot cucumber compared to 8 inches, then more than likely you will be eating a cucumber around 4-5 inches in size.

Here are two great info-graphics to show you exactly when to buy those items.  Unless all you care for is bananas, citrus fruit, onions, and celery - those are available year-round.

Laugh of the Day: Reset Your Password

OMG this is too funny.  How many of you have created passwords over and over, and the computer program doesn't like it?  You start cussing at the website, and when nothing else works, you call customer service.  Then you start an endless argument with them, because the password has to be 15 letters long, include no spaces, no special characters and sound like barbecue.

Well, this short comedy clip will remind you of your experiences.

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Loving One Another - Issue No. 016

The Ultimate Teaser Trailer

So how do you convince someone to tune into IFC's new show, "Comedy Bang! Bang!"?

You make the Ultimate Teaser Trailer featuring some of your most favorite comedians, actors and actresses.

To name a few - Jon Hamm, Zach Galifianakis, Michael Cera, Jack Black, Will Arnett, Seth Rogen, Ed Helms, Al Yankovic, Dave Koechner, Colin Hanks, Casey Wilson, Will Forte, Scott Aukerman, Reggie Watts, Topher Grace, Nick Kroll, Brett Gelman, Gillian Jacobs, Todd Barry, David Cross, Andy Richter, David Wain, Chris Parnell, James Adomian, Owen Burke, Funny Or Die, Seth Morris, David Ferguson, Pauly Shore, Chris VanArtsdalen, and Jefferson Dutton

Sorry, got carried away there. LOL. 

Is Pauly Shore still around? Seriously?

The show starts this Friday, June 8 @ 10/9c.

Own Your Very Own "Cat On A Stick!"

Since we're on the subject of cats... lol

What a Hot Mess: Turn Your Dead Pet Into a Petcopter

I don't even know where to begin with this.  It's been almost 2 years since my loveable Princess died.  She died in July of 2010.  And yes, I contemplated having her stuffed by a taxidermist, but decided on cremating her instead.  Ryan would tell me that the thought of Princess staring at us or me taking her to sleep at night would freak the hell out of him. LOL.  Which is true, I just didn't know how to handle her death.

But this right here...

...IS ONE HOT F**KING MESS!  

No, Really it is!  I'm sorry, but when Dutch artist Bart Jansen's cat was killed by a car, he did what anybody would do, had it taxidermied and attached propellers to it.  NOT!

I'm not kidding.  You can view more images here, read the article here, and I'll even provide you with video here...

I don't know about you, but I need a drink! 

God Bless you, my little Princess. Thank God I cremated you.

The Real Pine-Sol Lady Prank

This is too freaking funny...  Back in April, a group of men were hired to test out the power of Pine-Sol.  Little did they know they would encounter the real Pine-Sol lady, Diane.   

Poor guys... I thought some of them were going to have heart attacks. LOL.

Just Sayn'

Kinetic Jewelry

Metalsmith and Jewelry Maker, Dukno Yoon, has found an artsy way to keep us entertained...  Kinetic Jewelry.   He has an extensive resume, and his work is absolutely astounding.  Feel free to check out his costume designs and other creations on his website at http://www.duknoyoon.com/index.html 

Here are a few pics of the jewelry. Don't you think these would be perfect for those long lectures, church services or boring meetings at work? Lol.

 

 

 

 

Movies to Watch: Les Misérables

I'm so excited about next Friday's "Must Watch" musical release of Rock of Ages.  I know, I know... I said back in March that I have never been more excited about a movie musical release than this movie, but I think I may have been a little presumptuous.  

Last week Ryan showed me the trailer for a musical coming out this Christmas, and I can honestly say, I have never been more excited about a movie musical release than "Les Misérables".  When I saw the trailer I about died.  I swear, you'd think I was gay. Lol.

It stars an array of actors - Hugh Jackman, Anne Hathaway, Sacha Baron Cohen, Amanda Seyfried, Russell Crowe, and many many others.  It's absolutely ridiculous!  In a good way of course. :-)

Check it out... and don't cry at the same time...

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This is just not right...

What the Contents of Your Fridge Say About You

I absolutely loved these info-graphics, because ironically enough, it makes some sense. LOL.  According to the description, "You may not realize it, but your fridge is a gateway to all the various nuances of your soul. Find your fridge description on the following chart to come to terms with the reality of your inner being."

So which fridge are you?  The All Natural? The Bad Ass? The Jar Head?  LOL. Check them all out, they're pretty funny.

RuStorm on X-Men????

Since we're on subject of comic book characters...

"There is a great heated and fun discussion going on right now on the Comic Book Resources Forum about this question: Should RuPaul replace Halle Berry as Storm in the next X-Men movie? To me, it’s as clear as a lucite hooker heel – hells to the yes. Join in, won’t you?" 

 - Michelle Visage, Guest Judge on RuPaul's Drag Race

The Avengers: How It Should Have Ended

So let's start off our Saturday morning with a good laugh and how The Avengers should have ended. From the same fabulous guys who brought you Jurassic park: How It Should Have Ended, Return Of The Jedi: How It Should Have Ended, Super Cafe - The Super Social Network, and Super Cafe - Bat Phone, comes this hilarious re-telling of the blockbuster summer movie, The Avengers: How It Should Have Ended. 

Absolutely hilarious! If you have not seen the movie, and plan to, then I don't recommend watching this. If you have seen the movie, and you didn't stay in your seat long enough for the funny ending at the end of the credits, you probably wouldn't get it either. And I also recommend watching the two short vids on the Super Cafe, The Super Social Network and Bat Phone provided if you haven't seen them yet. I provided the links /\/\/\ up there.
 
Have a look and Happy Saturday!

Just Sayn'

Just thought I'd bring a little humor to your day :-) 

Cyanide and Happiness: I'm Diabetic

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 100

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

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The Woes of Being a Bad Parent - Tossing Toddler

You all know me by now, and if you don't, you'll learn after a while.  I'm always open to placing controversial subjects on my blog, and this one is no different. 

While most may agree with me, I have those who don't.  And that is okay, because that is what being open-minded and honest about your opinions is all about.  If we didn't have our disagreements, this would be a very dull world.

So here's little boy blue, having a wonderful, wonderful time.  While he seems to be enjoying himself flying through the air like Superman, I'm go to say this is very, very dangerous game, wouldn't you agree?  Ahhh, The Woes of Being a Bad Parent

But is he necessarily being a bad parent? Sure, he could have made the mistake of tossing the baby on the floor (on his head) and causing serious bodily injury, but does that necessarily make him a bad parent?

How Not To Fake A Doctor's Note

Seriously, if you're going to use a fake doctor's note, please make sure you use the same font throughout, know how to spell, and don't mess up on the forged signature. Geez. LOL.

MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup & Mayonaise Flowing

So how many of you have pounded the hell out of a ketchup bottle trying to get the darn thing to pour out?  Or found yourself at the end of a rope, trying to get the remaining remnants from a mayonaise bottle? 

Well, thanks to some PhD students at MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology), an invention like no other has been created, or better yet, a non-toxic substance.

Meet LiquiGlide, a "super slippery" coating made up of nontoxic materials that can be applied to all sorts of food packaging--though ketchup and mayonnaise bottles might just be the substance’s first targets.

Here are the before and after videos...

Check out what happens when you pour ketchup out of a LiquiGlide-coated bottle:


For point of reference, here’s ketchup coming out of a regular bottle. Keep in mind, this is the exact same ketchup. It’s so time-consuming and wasteful.



Here’s mayo coming out of the coated bottle:



As opposed to this:


Keep in mind, these students worked in collaboration with the FDA to make sure they could use materials the FDA had previously approved.  According to Dave Smith, one of the PhD candidates, "I can’t say what they are, but we’ve patented the hell out of it."

Can you smell instant millionaires?

My "flesh" Is Intrigued By The Idea of Killing Homosexuals and Adulterers!

Lovely. Just Lovely.

Curtis Knapp

Oh, I just love Baptist churches!  Don't you?  Hell, when all they do is condemn homosexuality and force God down our throats, what makes them think we want to worship with them?  Seriously?  Don't they think we love God just as much, if not, more than all of them!!!!

Two more Baptist pastors have come out in support of killing your brother, sister, mother, father, uncle, aunt, grandmother, grandfather, cousins, friends, co-workers, the list goes on.  All because... well... a straight couple bore a gay child.

Dennis Leatherman

Two pastors, Curtis Knapp of the New Hope Baptist Church in Seneca, Kansas, and Dennis Leatherman, pastor at the Mountain Lake Baptist Church in Oakland, Md spoke from the pulpit at two of their recent Sunday sermons.  While Knapp suggested that the government should put gay people to death, Leatherman said that his “flesh” is intrigued by the idea of killing homosexuals.

You can read more about this ridiculous nonsense here and even listen to clips of their sermons.

Thanks to Shane Montgomery for sharing this on his news feed on Facebook!