I swear, all of these guys are idiots. You know what? I take that back. Jon Huntsman actually broke away from them on a few issues, but all that means, Republicans will only shun him.
Friday, September 9, 2011
Must Watch: You Really Didn't Miss Anything
Thursday, September 8, 2011
War of the Roses - Catherine & Dave
Oh wow, this week's "Roses" is a doozie. LOL. I actually had to look up the word to make sure I spelled it correctly. But I was right, this week's War of the Roses was pretty bizarre.
In today's call Roula & Ryan spoke with Catherine who's been married to her husband, Dave for 8 years and also dated 5 years prior. She pretty much stated the obvious fact, that she knows her man well; Her and her husband have two small children, a 7-yr-old boy and 5-yr old girl.
Before I continue... If you're not familiar with my "War of the Roses" segment, then I suggest you read my first issue, here; I wrote a detailed description on how it actually works.
Catherine proceeds to tell Roula & Ryan that her husband, Dave is really
"off" and showing strange behavior. She states that she's kind of embarrassed to say it, but by odd behavior she means sexually. She says that Dave has recently been wanting to try all sorts of "crazy stuff" in bed, trying different positions and so forth, things that he never once contemplated of doing in all the years she's been with him. She says that she knows her husband, he's kind of dorky, doesn't even like watching porn, etc.., but last week something strange happened. In the middle of the night, which also rarely happens, he wakes her up to have sex, and while they're doing it he calls her by a different name - "Taylor." When she confronts him about it, he says that he's half-asleep and doesn't know what he's saying, that he was probably having a dream or something.
Roula & Ryan tell her there is enough information to convince them she has a reason to do "Roses." They ask Catherine if she has anything else she wants to share. And she does... She says that last weekend she was taking the kids to a birthday party, and it was going to be a large one. Knowing this, she asked Dave if he could join her, because she needed help to watch over the kids, but he told her he was not feeling well, the previous night he had a few beers, blah, blah, blah. In either case, Catherine and the kids decide to come home early from the party and daddy isn't home. She calls to find out where he is, and he doesn't answer the phone. Now, this is a man who is stuck to his phone like glue, has a holster for it and everything, he never goes anywhere without his phone. He never answers her calls and never calls back, instead he shows up at home 2 hours later looking like he'd seen a ghost. His explanation was that he went for a walk. Catherine says that not once has he ever taken "a walk"
Roula and Ryan share their thoughts on the matter, go over the rules of the "War," and ask her again if she really wants to go through with this, because regardless of the outcome, Dave will have to know she made the call to the radio station to trick him.
So how does this battle end? Will Dave send the flowers to Catherine or Taylor? Is there, in fact, another woman, or is it a guy????
the war rages on....
Part 1
Part 2
In today's call Roula & Ryan spoke with Catherine who's been married to her husband, Dave for 8 years and also dated 5 years prior. She pretty much stated the obvious fact, that she knows her man well; Her and her husband have two small children, a 7-yr-old boy and 5-yr old girl.Before I continue... If you're not familiar with my "War of the Roses" segment, then I suggest you read my first issue, here; I wrote a detailed description on how it actually works.
Catherine proceeds to tell Roula & Ryan that her husband, Dave is really
"off" and showing strange behavior. She states that she's kind of embarrassed to say it, but by odd behavior she means sexually. She says that Dave has recently been wanting to try all sorts of "crazy stuff" in bed, trying different positions and so forth, things that he never once contemplated of doing in all the years she's been with him. She says that she knows her husband, he's kind of dorky, doesn't even like watching porn, etc.., but last week something strange happened. In the middle of the night, which also rarely happens, he wakes her up to have sex, and while they're doing it he calls her by a different name - "Taylor." When she confronts him about it, he says that he's half-asleep and doesn't know what he's saying, that he was probably having a dream or something.
Roula & Ryan tell her there is enough information to convince them she has a reason to do "Roses." They ask Catherine if she has anything else she wants to share. And she does... She says that last weekend she was taking the kids to a birthday party, and it was going to be a large one. Knowing this, she asked Dave if he could join her, because she needed help to watch over the kids, but he told her he was not feeling well, the previous night he had a few beers, blah, blah, blah. In either case, Catherine and the kids decide to come home early from the party and daddy isn't home. She calls to find out where he is, and he doesn't answer the phone. Now, this is a man who is stuck to his phone like glue, has a holster for it and everything, he never goes anywhere without his phone. He never answers her calls and never calls back, instead he shows up at home 2 hours later looking like he'd seen a ghost. His explanation was that he went for a walk. Catherine says that not once has he ever taken "a walk"Roula and Ryan share their thoughts on the matter, go over the rules of the "War," and ask her again if she really wants to go through with this, because regardless of the outcome, Dave will have to know she made the call to the radio station to trick him.So how does this battle end? Will Dave send the flowers to Catherine or Taylor? Is there, in fact, another woman, or is it a guy????
the war rages on....
Part 1
Part 2
Make sure to stay tuned for next Thursday, as this is a regular series on my blog. Feel free to share it with your friends on Facebook, or email them. There's a little Facebook button right underneath this post where it says, "This Post Written By".
President Obama Telephones The Man Who Wants His Job...
According to the Associated Press, President Obama called up Rick Perry to express his concern for the residents near Houston, Texas who have been amid one of the most destructive fires in Texas history. The President was on top of it all, and made it clear to Mr. Perry that the federal government would continue to provide assistance at the state and local level.
This is by far one of the most horrible things I have ever witnessed. It's on every local news channel, day in and day out and yesterday we got news from our University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center President that several employees lived in the areas where the fires took place; Some have even lost their homes.
I cannot imagine what it would be like to lose everything, especially with Ryan and I both at work, not knowing what's going on at home. Good thing Ryan works 5 minutes from home, so he could save our puppies quickly. There's no easy way to say this, but I'm also grateful that the winds took the fire in a northwestern direction because I have family on the northwest side, and it's something I couldn't fathom if something happened to them. I'm hoping and praying that this fire can be contained soon, because I know many people are being affected.
This is by far one of the most horrible things I have ever witnessed. It's on every local news channel, day in and day out and yesterday we got news from our University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center President that several employees lived in the areas where the fires took place; Some have even lost their homes.
I cannot imagine what it would be like to lose everything, especially with Ryan and I both at work, not knowing what's going on at home. Good thing Ryan works 5 minutes from home, so he could save our puppies quickly. There's no easy way to say this, but I'm also grateful that the winds took the fire in a northwestern direction because I have family on the northwest side, and it's something I couldn't fathom if something happened to them. I'm hoping and praying that this fire can be contained soon, because I know many people are being affected.
Foods That Will Make You Fat - Issue No. 19
Trust me, it's not easy writing about Foods That Will Make You Fat, but I feel it's something I should do. Really, it is.
I mean, how else are you going to see what's causing you an early death? If anything, I'll keep you from creating these monstrosities!
Seriously, some of these foods will have you skip breakfast, lunch and dinner altogether! You'll be on the Tic-Tac diet sooner than you think.
Let's play read along... pancake; cookie dough; pancake; peanut butter and jelly; pancake; chocolate and bananas; pancake; caramel, oreo, marshmallow, sprinkles, M&M’s; pancake; caramel buttercream frosting granished with Trix cereal. Geezus! I gained 5 pounds just by reading all the crap that's in this hot mess of a meal. Yep, breakfast skipped this morning.
Awww, a cutsie, wootsie baby. NO! A MEAT BABY! Really? What the hell will people come up with next? This is not only disgusting, its just plain fucking wrong. Why on earth would someone want to create a meatloaf of a baby? And using bacon as a diaper nonetheless! There is some serious Silence of the Lambs craziness going on here. Lunch skipped.
Loaf of hollowed out bread filled with creamy peanut butter, a jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Did you get that? A POUND of bacon! Yes, someone out there is making this delicious meal right now. I don't have the statistics, but I'm going to say every 30 seconds one of these is made around the world. I'm done! Ryan, forget about dinner tonight.
I mean, how else are you going to see what's causing you an early death? If anything, I'll keep you from creating these monstrosities!
Seriously, some of these foods will have you skip breakfast, lunch and dinner altogether! You'll be on the Tic-Tac diet sooner than you think.
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| Flapjack Fiasco |
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| The Meat Baby |
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| Fool's Gold Loaf Sandwich |
YES! THESE FOODS WILL MAKE YOU FAT!
"Twilight" Series In 4 Seconds
Yep, this is pretty much what the Twilight series amounts to; A 4-second line. "Jacob, keep your shirt on!" LOL.Isn't This The Truth? Rank of Celebrity
OMG, isn't this the truth? LMAO! I'm definitely the last fucking letter!
Z - I could die in my house and it would take years before anyone noticed.And then there's those I know would fit perfectly in the middle, I won't mention any names. LOL
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
The Woes of Being a Bad Parent - Let Me Tan While My Baby Sleeps In The Car
I swear, when I write in my blog I have a difficult time categorizing some of my posts, because the stupid people I write about can go under three different categories; "Are People Really This Stupid?," "What a Hot Mess," and "The Woes of Being a Bad Parent." Clearly, this is a case of bad parenting where this crazy nut could very well fit the other categories.
Meet Imene Nouis, a woman from Colorado who decided it was best to let her baby fry in her car while she went into a tanning store to fry herself. Yep, she was in the store about 12 minutes when the cops showed up to rescue the poor baby. The car had already reached a temperature of 135 degrees and was well on it's way to cooking her child.
No worries, she is "extremely remorseful." She didn't didn't want to wake up her baby so that's why she left the baby in her car with the windows rolled up, and locked. This kinda beats the mom who left her kid in the rain to drink in a bar, remember that one?
Source: 9 News
No worries, she is "extremely remorseful." She didn't didn't want to wake up her baby so that's why she left the baby in her car with the windows rolled up, and locked. This kinda beats the mom who left her kid in the rain to drink in a bar, remember that one?
Source: 9 News
Chicken Ruffles Professor's Feathers!
War on Drugs
So yeah, this is the state of our country fighting the war on drugs... it's funny and sad at the same time.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Dexter Returns and All of Hell Breaks Loose!
It's D-day on October 2nd, and I've never been more excited! As the teaser on it's website states...
"HELL BREAKS LOOSE"
If you are currently watching Seasons 1 through 5 of Dexter, do not see the following trailer. It's best to wait until you've caught up. Ryan and I have already seen the previous 5 seasons, but are currently watching them again with our friends, Michael and Francisco; They were in utter shock when they saw the finale of season 4 - it really took them by surprise! We start watching the 5th season this Wednesday night.
Has Dexter finally seen the light? Get ready for the most rapturous season yet...
It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 26 - Cute Little Puppy Learns to Howl
This is too cute. Someone starts playing a YouTube video of some wolves howling in the background, and the cute little puppy tilts it's head from side to side before he belts out a howl. It's the cutest thing ever!
Google It To Save a Friend
So what do you do if your best friend starts choking on a peanut, scratch that, an Almond? Your first choice would probably be to try the Heimlich Maneuver, right? Wrong!You have to Google it!
All the while your friend is choking to death on the floor... you realize you can't spell the damn word...
The Second Coming...
Seriously folks. Is this what you really want? Really???? Better think long and hard, because things are about to get ugly...
Ding Dong, The Witch is Not Dead!
If you're reading this, stop. Have you already caught up on all your True Blood episodes? If you haven't, leave now, because I'm going to write shit you probably don't want to know.
What I'm still trying to figure out is why the hell Marnie let Jesus and Lafayette into a room with a dead body? Did she do this on purpose? In either case, at the end of the latest episode, Jesus unbinded Antonia from Marnie and allowed Sookie to survive from the ring of fire.
All the while, the crazy vampires, Eric, Pam, Jessica, and Bill, who come to destroy the witches' cove are outside arguing if they should save Sookie or Not, big brother comes in her defense, the witches' vampire shield (much like a bug shield that will zap you into smithereens) comes down, the vampires rush in, Eric kills one of the witches, sucks on his heart like he's drinking a sangria out of a 7-Eleven Slurpee, and they shoot the crap out of the wicked witch of the west, Marnie.
But guess what???? The Witch is not actually dead! She jumps into Lafayette's body at the end of the episode as a cliffhanger.
In other True Blood news... Sam loses his brother Tommy to a pack of wolves who beat him to a pulp in the previous week's episode. Sam goes on a rampage and goes after the said wolves with the help of Alcide who btw, finds out his girlfriend Debbie was shagging/not shagging Sam's girlfriend's ex-husband, Marcus. After Sam throws a few punches, and a couple of "Fuck You's," he allows him to live, but Alcide kills him anyway.
Oh... and we find out the fairies' taste in men. They love having sex with fat, burly men like Andy. Geezus, couldn't they have chosen Jason Stackhouse? Andy, really? What the hell were the producers drinking. Yes, I meant to say drinking.
Stay tuned for the final episode on Sunday, September 12th!
All the while, the crazy vampires, Eric, Pam, Jessica, and Bill, who come to destroy the witches' cove are outside arguing if they should save Sookie or Not, big brother comes in her defense, the witches' vampire shield (much like a bug shield that will zap you into smithereens) comes down, the vampires rush in, Eric kills one of the witches, sucks on his heart like he's drinking a sangria out of a 7-Eleven Slurpee, and they shoot the crap out of the wicked witch of the west, Marnie. 
In other True Blood news... Sam loses his brother Tommy to a pack of wolves who beat him to a pulp in the previous week's episode. Sam goes on a rampage and goes after the said wolves with the help of Alcide who btw, finds out his girlfriend Debbie was shagging/not shagging Sam's girlfriend's ex-husband, Marcus. After Sam throws a few punches, and a couple of "Fuck You's," he allows him to live, but Alcide kills him anyway.
Stay tuned for the final episode on Sunday, September 12th!
Where Should You Pee?
Everyone has asked this question... trust me, you have. So where do we pee if we're caught in the following situation? Let's say... at a party, whe're your drunk and unconscious...
Pee in your pants, who's gonna care, you're unconscious? LMFAO!
Pee in your pants, who's gonna care, you're unconscious? LMFAO!
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