A New Drag Dimension

First they tease us by letting us know Amber Riley from GLEE and Jesse Ferguson from Modern Family will be two of the guest judges on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4. Then they release this hot mess of a teaser to get us prepared for the next season of caddy drama, drag fights, and downright nastiness.

Hurry up and get here RuPaul, we all miss you!! Seriously!  Even the straight people who love this show miss you.

OMG Hilarious! - Raising A Child

Landscapes: Volume Two

If you have never taken the chance to explore the Southwestern United States, you can now catch a glimpse of it in this absolutely stunning video footage by photographer Dustin Farrell.  He is producing a three-part Landscapes series of unbelievable scenes in captivating time-lapse video.

Using a Canon 5D2 DSLR camera and processed with Adobe software, it is an amazing video to watch.  If you do not have a high-definition 1080p monitor, then "bug a friend" who does, so says the photographer, "it is a much better viewing experience."

I will say this, even if you do not have a high-definition monitor, this video is breath-taking, captivating, and awe-inspiring.  And the background music makes it even that much better.

Other Uses for Toasters

Man, I'm on a roll with these "other uses for things" postings.  LOL, yesterday I mentioned Oreos, and on Thursday I mentioned Candy Corn.  Now it's Toasters!  To make an excellent grilled cheese sandwich, turn your toaster sideways on a heat-resistant surface and insert bread and cheese.  It's that simple. No more messy pans, butter or spatulas!  This is pure genius!

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 079

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

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Want to see older Post Secret Friday issues? Go here.

The Gods of Immortals

I posted it as a "Movies To Watch" here and here.  How many of you will go see Immortals?  I, for one, am excited.  

The movie premieres on 11/11/11, 3 days before my birthday and I figured I could go watch it with my husband and friends.  I Can't wait!  I mean, with bodies like these two, who wouldn't want to?  Watch the trailer here.

Kellen Lutz as Poseidon

Henry Cavill as Theseus

I Quote That - Don't Like It?

Point taken!  Took this from Facebook friend, Cameron Trial.  And he's right, I couldn't have stated it any better myself!  I Love it!

Don't You People Have Jobs?

LMAO, Isn't this the truth?

Must Watch: Coffee Snobs

OMG, this video by Funny or Die was absolutely hilarious! 

When a patron asks for a Caramel Macchiato, the coffee shop worker responds: "Am I wearing a green apron? Do you hear Ray LaMontagne playing right now? Are there a bunch of pre-made sandwiches and hard boiled eggs in that case? Are there a bunch of homeless people waiting in line to use the bathroom? Do you see me writing down people's names on a paper cup?  Just so you know, a macchiato is a shot of expresso with a little foam on top, it's not a giant latte slatthered whip cream with caramel squeezed all over it."

Check it out, it will definitely make your day.  Especially those coffee drinkers addicted to Starbucks.

What a Hot Mess: Christina Aguilera Shocking Photos

When I saw these pics yesterday, I almost died. What a Hot Mess! What's happened to you my poor Christina?  

Christina Aguilera performed at the The Millennium Stadium in Cardiff Wales last Saturday in an all-star musical tribute to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.  All the buzz was on how Christina allowed herself to balloon to a plus size woman.  Nothing against plus-size women, because I love me some Adele any day, she's beautiful.  But Christina, the outfit?  Really?

It's okay girl, we've all been there, you'll be back!  Look at Britney Spears, Kirstie Alley, and countless others.

Other Uses for Oreos

LOL, Yesterday I posted a chart about Other Uses for Candy Corn. And then I came across this pic, and I couldn't keep from laughing.

Question is, should it have been "Other Uses for Forks"?  I like the Oreo title better. LOL.

How Sushi Was Invented

Who Are The 1 Percent?

Here's a little chart for all you people who have no idea who the hell the top 1 percent of income earners are.  And a part of me thinks you're probably not in it.

You can click on the pic to find out more about it, or read Mother Jones to view the charts reflecting what they own, and what they make.

He's Hot, He's Asian, He's Harry Shum Jr. - Part Tres

I don't know why I love this guy so much, but he's downright sexy!  He's absolutely beautiful, absolutely gorgeous, absolutely strong and absolutely muscular.  

Harry Shum, Jr. graces the inner covers of this month's DAMAN magazine, and he is nothing short of lickable.  

For those who may not know or know of him, he plays Mike Chang on the popular television show, GLEE.   He was also featured in my previous two posts from March and April.

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This year he was promoted as a regular cast member on the show, where he actually started singing.  He took vocal lessons over the summer and has already sung a song in a recent episode.  I'd have to say he sounded great.  Actually, all of him was great :-).

And here's a little trivia....  Harry was born to Chinese parents, but was born in Costa Rica.  His first language is Spanish.

The Woes of Being a Bad Parent - Children of the Corn

Seriously?  Who takes a 3-week old baby into a huge ass field of corn, only to get lost?  Second, if you can't seem to make it out through the maze, why didn't you just walk through the corn stalks?  And third, you were only 25 feet from the exit!  What a hot fucking mess!  

I'm sorry, but who the hell takes a 3 week (3 WEEKS!) into a corn maze the size of Texas!?!?

I'm sorry, but I struggled with listing this as one of my "What A Hot Mess" segments, and instead posted it as "The Woes of Being a Bad Parent," because that's what they are. Ugh.

Okay, maybe I'm being too harsh.  What do you think of all this?  Personally, I would love to walk through a maze with Ryan.  But we wouldn't be taking our 4 week old niece (literally) with us.

Other Uses for Candy Corn

Let's see, it's Halloween in a few weeks, and we want to know what to do with our left over candy corn. This handy chart will give you other uses for candy corn. How 'bout a thimble stand? Or better yet, ear plugs?

The World According To Americans

I'm LMAO, but for the most part, it's a bit accurate. Geez this chart does look American. LOL.

Quoted: Elizabeth Warren on Fair Taxation

Honestly, why can't all the Republican senators think like this brilliant woman?  If she keeps speaking like this, Republican Senator Scott Brown has his hands full come November, 2012.

It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 30 - A Dozen Pandas

A dozen pandas were born two weeks ago at a breeding center in China, and they are absolutely adorable.  OMG, I would love to have one, but I don't think that would be a good idea.  They would eat our chihuahuas as a snack.

The pandas are part of an effort by this large center to help the endangered species in the wild.  They also look for red pandas and other endangered Chinese animals.  You can read more about the cute little panda babies at the Sydney Morning Herald.

Honk War

What do you do when people drive up beside you at a stop light?  Oh, I don't know, honk?  LOL.  A honk war ensues in the middle of an intersection.

Pumpkins Carved Into Bert and Ernie

Awww, just in time for Halloween, you're very own Bert and Ernie pumpkins.  I wonder if whoever carved these can sell them on ebay.

OMG Hilarious! - Random Number

Rethink Breast Cancer: Your Man Reminder

As most of you already know, I work in the Breast Medical Oncology department of the #1 cancer hospital in the world.  So when I saw this video, I couldn't wait to share it with my readers, friends, co-workers and Facebook pals.

The video is an advertising campaign for the new mobile app, "Your Man Reminder" released by the folks at Rethinkbreastcancer.com.

Rethink Breast Cancer is a charity helping young people who are concerned about and affected by breast cancer through innovative breast cancer education, research and support programs. Rethink is a national volunteer-driven registered charity with a bold, enterprising and entrepreneurial approach.

I'm sure the ladies and the gays will love it, but honestly, we can't overlook the importance of Breast Cancer Awareness.  Do your part and share this with everyone you know.  And men, you too, can get this terrible disease, don't overlook it.

Foods That Will Make You Fat - Issue No. 23

Are people really this stupid?  Oh wait!

Sorry, wrong segment.  This is about Foods That Will Make You Fat, Right?

You're probably wondering what the hell is wrong with me, but after witnessing a Porkgasm for the first time, I absolutely lost it.  I couldn't remember whether I was coming or going.  Seriously, who comes up with these terrible concoctions?  Is it a sin to eat these type of foods?  Or is it a sin to overindulge yourself with food? I forget.

The Porkgasm

Shoot me now!  No. Really.  I don't even know what to say about this hot mess of a recipe.  The piggy above consists of bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Oh, and you can't forget the garnish, chili peppers for the ears and tail - the only fat free thing on this god-forsaken plate.  And what the hell is bacon sausage?

Egg n' Ham Sammich

Awww, why don't we give this horrible sandwich a cute little name like "sammich."  Really?  What idiot came up with this crazy mess?  And why would they use only 11 eggs and not a full dozen?  Whatever. This regular ham and cheese sandwich comes complete with 11 sunny-side up egg yolks, bread, ham and cheese.  Doesn't it look appetizing?

Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger

The Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger consists of the following: two sausage and pepperoni pizzas (serving as the bun), a 5-pound hamburger patty, two pounds of bacon, and two pounds cheese (plus an onion and two bulbs of garlic).  You think I'm kidding don't you?  You think I come up with all this crap on my own and just post it for laughs, right?  DAMMIT, YOU'RE WRONG!  Here's the other 9 pictures that preceded the one up above.

LONG, LIVE, PLAY

If you're a gamer, you will absolutely love this.  I'm not a gamer, but I have played my fair share of Playstation and Nintendo video games over the years.  

The following commercial by PS3 titled "Michael" is truly amazing.  I'm only familiar with a couple of the characters they brought to life in this advertising campaign, but I'm sure others will appreciate the creative geniuses behind this ad.

OMG Hilarious! - Roll Over

If The World Were A Village of 100 People: Issue No. 6 - Money

What if the world were a village of 100 people?  Using statistics based on the spread of the population in the world, Toby Ng Design created this poster as another way of looking at how our world is today.  

There are 14 more posters I will share with you in the coming weeks; This is the 6th of 20.  

If you missed any of the previous issues, click here.

Isn't This The Truth? Television Through The Years

Haha, too funny. Isn't this the truth?

I Spy Facebook

So do you spy on your child's internet activities?  Don't lie, you can tell the truth.  You know you check your son or daughter's Facebook account.  According to recent poll of 2,000 participants, 55% of them said they did, 40% said they wouldn't dare, and 5% said No, but they would if they knew how.

So if you're spying on your child's Facebook, what are you looking for?  This little chart will give you the answer.

It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 29 - The Dreamy Hamster

Back in July I went hamster shopping, and created a hamster village so huge that I nick-named it Hamster Hogwarts.  All 6 of my hamsters have Harry Potter names in tribute to the last movie in the franchise.  I promise to post pictures soon, I keep procrastinating.

Anyway, I saw this video online and had to share it.  It's a cute little hamster dreaming away. Well, at least I think it's dreaming. lol.  Whoever posted it on YouTube doesn't know the difference between a mouse and a hamster, obviously.

I Quote That - Learn From It

Must Watch: The Walking Dead

If none of you have ever seen The Walking Dead, then I'm going to repeat what I said back on August 7, and revise what I said, "If it's two things we all should watch in life, it's it's Dexter and Spartacus," and change it to "three things we should watch in life..."

I have never sat through one episode of a show, and said "fuck it, let's watch the whole season."  Until early this year when my partner, Ryan had me sit down to watch the first episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead."

Let me say this much... the graphics, the storyline and all the actors on this show are phenomenal.  It's not your zombie movie of yesteryear, it's so much better and so much more.  I promise you, the moment you see the first episode you will be hooked.  A lot of emotion went into the making of this television series, and all I can ask, is that you watch the trailer below.  Its for the first season, which consisted of 6 episodes.  You will not regret it.

For all The Walking Dead fans, I'm sure you already know the second season premieres next Sunday, October 16th.  But what you might not know, was that six, 2-1/2 minute webisodes were released on AMC over the summer.  If you want to find out what happened to the bicycle girl from the show's pilot, and are interested in seeing what happened to the rest of the world during the outbreak, I have posted all 6 webisodes after the jump... check them out.

Poster of the Week - Issue No. 30 - Idiocy

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Idiocy".

Must Watch: A Job Interview With A Twist

Courtesy of the lovely folks at reddit, I bring you this outrageously funny video.  OMG, I couldn't keep myself from laughing.

After the interviewer informs the applicant the she is over-qualified for the position she's applying for, she replies in kind...

"oh, that's okay, I don't intend to work very hard...  in fact I only intend to show up when I feel like it, which is good, because I have a wide variety of extremely annoying personal habits, and absolutely no sense of personal hygiene."

Should Politicians Wear Uniforms Like NASCAR Drivers To Identify Their Corporate Sponsors?

It's an honest question really.  I mean, why shouldn't they?