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Saturday, June 4, 2011
Which Chicken?
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Charts,
Genetic Manipulation,
I Love Charts,
Poultry
Want To Be Scary This Halloween?
Well a baby mask is all you need. Seriously? These baby masks are so damn creepy it will give you nightmares for days, weeks, months or years. Hell, I know I would be traumatized for life. I thought the movies from the 70's, "It's Alive" and "It Lives Again" were scary as shit, but this cuts the cake.
If interested, you can buy these beauties at www.hyperflesh.com. Check out the video after the jump. It features a couple, and their child wearing these terrible creations as they walk through the streets of Denver, terrifying onlookers at every turn.
See the creepy video.
Filed Under:
Disturbing Videos,
Halloween,
Masks,
Odd Products,
Scary,
videos
Friday, June 3, 2011
Isn't This The Truth? Google Reality
LMAO - isn't this chart the truth! How many times have you found yourself searching for stuff, and can't seem to find what you're looking for?
I especially love "8, 9, 10...", Gotta love it!
I especially love "8, 9, 10...", Gotta love it!
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Charts,
Comical,
Funny,
Google,
I Love Charts,
Isn't This The Truth?,
Online Searches
OMG Hilarious! - Test
Filed Under:
comic strip,
Cyanide and Happiness,
funnies,
OMG Hilarious
So Retro, It's Cool
In February, I showed you a light bulb shattered into a million pieces, in the slowest motion photography you've ever seen. Last month, I featured Jello jiggling in a way you never thought possible, and on May 18, we witnessed a 6 foot water balloon burst into a tidal wave of laughter and amazement.
In what I think is pure genius, you'll see some retro products in three separate television commercials, courtesy of French company, Citroën, the first mass-producing auto company outside of the United States. Director, Jonathan Gurvit has taken the concept of slow-motion photography to a whole new level, by introducing us to Citroën, and their Anti-Retro campaign.
In the videos below, you'll notice some "Retro" products from the past, like Telephones, Blenders and TV Sets. Each of the commercials uses slow-motion digital photography to capture the ultimate destruction of these products, in very creative, and unimaginable ways.
Enjoy!
In what I think is pure genius, you'll see some retro products in three separate television commercials, courtesy of French company, Citroën, the first mass-producing auto company outside of the United States. Director, Jonathan Gurvit has taken the concept of slow-motion photography to a whole new level, by introducing us to Citroën, and their Anti-Retro campaign.
In the videos below, you'll notice some "Retro" products from the past, like Telephones, Blenders and TV Sets. Each of the commercials uses slow-motion digital photography to capture the ultimate destruction of these products, in very creative, and unimaginable ways.
Enjoy!
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advertisements,
Awesome Photography,
Blenders,
Citroën,
commercials,
Destruction,
HD,
Household Products,
Jonathan Gurvit,
Kitchenware,
Photography,
Retro,
Slow Motion,
Telephones,
TV Sets,
videos
Movies to Watch: Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2nd Official Trailer Released)
If you haven't seen it already, Rise of The Planet of the Apes has released their second full-length trailer, and in it we learn more about James Franco's role as the scientist who befriends Caesar (the one who starts the uprising).
I hope they find a better way of explaining how a few hundred apes or possibly more, are able to wipeout the earth's population, including the city they're residing in, San Francisco.
I hope they find a better way of explaining how a few hundred apes or possibly more, are able to wipeout the earth's population, including the city they're residing in, San Francisco.
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James Franco,
movies to watch,
Rise of the Planet of the Apes,
trailers
Avril Lavigne is More Popular Than Britney Spears - WHAT BLASPHEMY!!!
What!?! You've got to be kidding me! Avril is more popular than Britney? Go Figure, this is all Britney Spears needs - the world knowing that more people like her worst enemy, Avril Lavigne on Facebook than her.
Avril recently trounced Britney on Facebook with over 20 million fans compared to her measly 11 million. That's almost double the fans. You'd think that after all the hoopla over Britney, she'd be more popular.
I mean if it makes her feel better, she can look at it this way... Eminem passes up Lady Gaga by a couple million fans. Of course, if you combine all the social networking services, which includes Twitter, Gaga is queen supreme. Here is the recent list from June 1, 2011.
Celebrities by Facebook Popularity.
Avril recently trounced Britney on Facebook with over 20 million fans compared to her measly 11 million. That's almost double the fans. You'd think that after all the hoopla over Britney, she'd be more popular.
I mean if it makes her feel better, she can look at it this way... Eminem passes up Lady Gaga by a couple million fans. Of course, if you combine all the social networking services, which includes Twitter, Gaga is queen supreme. Here is the recent list from June 1, 2011.
Celebrities by Facebook Popularity.
- 1. Eminem – 38,919,986
- 2. Lady Gaga – 36,742,227
- 3. Rihanna – 35,894,382
- 4. Justin Bieber – 28,763,811
- 5. Beyonce – 22,726,867
- 6. Avril Lavigne 20,920,931
- 7. Usher – 19,887,595
- 8. Glee – 14,325,912
- 9. Chris Brown – 11,812,256
- 10. Britney Spears – 11,328,677
- 11. Justin Timberlake – 10,308,115
- 12. U2 – 9,080,575
- 13. Madonna – 5,298,675
- 14. Jennifer Lopez – 4,412,985
- 15. Christina Aguilera – 3,920,081
- 16. Janet Jackson – 722,759
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Avril Lavigne,
Britney Spears,
Eminem,
Facebook,
Fans,
Lady Gaga,
musicians
Post Secret Fridays - Issue 062
PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a postcard.
See More Secrets. Follow PostSecret on Twitter.
Filed Under:
Lady Gaga,
Post Secret Fridays,
postcards,
secrets,
United States Military
Where is Mia Michaels from SYTYCD?
Whatever happened to Mia Michaels? Was she fired? Was she let go?
Actually, these are the many questions people have been asking me recently. At least the fans, and my friends who love So You Think You Can Dance.
According to E online, before you start thinking there was some huge drama backstage or in the dressing room, Mia left at her own accord. Looking upon the years ahead, she will be starring in her own Bravo reality show, writing a book, and is currently developing a Broadway show. As people in this industry know, we all have dreams we wish to fulfill, and I'm sure others will agree.
If you know Mia, or get to know her, she's a very talented and active artist; Sitting down was not her forte, and everyone knew that. Hell, I read about it in the morning papers, and online blog sites. Before the interview was finished, she did manage to say this, "I heard they're bringing Mary Murphy back and I'm really happy for her," Michaels says. "I've sat in that chair, but I feel like that was Mary's chair."
And it's true, it did feel odd without Mary Murphy there; I constantly brought it up, and so did the rest of the world. Who knows? Maybe she'll choreograph a dance routine this season, and we'll get to see her creative talent once again.
If not... we wish you luck, Mia. Good Luck, and God Bless you and your endeavours - you'll truly be missed.
Actually, these are the many questions people have been asking me recently. At least the fans, and my friends who love So You Think You Can Dance. According to E online, before you start thinking there was some huge drama backstage or in the dressing room, Mia left at her own accord. Looking upon the years ahead, she will be starring in her own Bravo reality show, writing a book, and is currently developing a Broadway show. As people in this industry know, we all have dreams we wish to fulfill, and I'm sure others will agree.
"Last year when I was sitting on the [judges] panel, I knew it wasn't the right fit because I felt too glossy sitting on the panel," she exclusively tells us. "People were so focused on what I wore and my hair. I wanted to get dirty and back to the work. I am an artist and I'm a visionary. I need to paint my world now and not be constantly linked to So You think You Can Dance."
Not that she doesn't appreciate what SYTYCD has done for her. "It's been a great platform," Michaels says. "It was a wonderful platform. I'm staring at [my] two Emmys right now. It was an amazing, amazing thing for me but I feel like I have to fly. I have to now focus on Mia's world."Personally, I didn't think she fit at the judge's table - I'll be the first to admit it.
If you know Mia, or get to know her, she's a very talented and active artist; Sitting down was not her forte, and everyone knew that. Hell, I read about it in the morning papers, and online blog sites. Before the interview was finished, she did manage to say this, "I heard they're bringing Mary Murphy back and I'm really happy for her," Michaels says. "I've sat in that chair, but I feel like that was Mary's chair."
And it's true, it did feel odd without Mary Murphy there; I constantly brought it up, and so did the rest of the world. Who knows? Maybe she'll choreograph a dance routine this season, and we'll get to see her creative talent once again.
If not... we wish you luck, Mia. Good Luck, and God Bless you and your endeavours - you'll truly be missed.
Filed Under:
Choreography,
Dancers,
Dancing,
So You Think You Can Dance,
SYTYCD,
television series
Thursday, June 2, 2011
What a Hot Mess: Feeding A Great White Shark
If you wanted proof that there's stupid people in the world, just look at this stupid bitch. OMG, I'm sorry, but why won't they learn their lesson. Seriously, the damn shark could have easily jumped up and munched on this woman whole. What a HOT MESS!
"This woman" is researcher, Valerie Taylor - here I'll "Wiki" her for you. Lord have mercy, as if she didn't learn her lesson by watching the documentary, "Grizzly Man." Which reminds me... I need to buy this DVD for Ryan and myself, just to witness how stupid people kill themselves. This documentary was released in 2005, the year I met my partner, so I remember it airing on the Discovery Channel. In either case, Timothy Treadwell was a bear lover, and for 13 years, he and his wife played with the Grizzlies up in Alaska. They played house and made mudpies together. Well, one day, Grizzly's mudpie wasn't too appealing, so he munched on Timothy and his wife instead. Let me just say this... there wasn't much left of them when their remains were found.
Well, back to this crazy woman, Valerie. Below is a video of her hand-feeding and petting a huge-ass shark. We'll read about her soon. Just Watch.
"This woman" is researcher, Valerie Taylor - here I'll "Wiki" her for you. Lord have mercy, as if she didn't learn her lesson by watching the documentary, "Grizzly Man." Which reminds me... I need to buy this DVD for Ryan and myself, just to witness how stupid people kill themselves. This documentary was released in 2005, the year I met my partner, so I remember it airing on the Discovery Channel. In either case, Timothy Treadwell was a bear lover, and for 13 years, he and his wife played with the Grizzlies up in Alaska. They played house and made mudpies together. Well, one day, Grizzly's mudpie wasn't too appealing, so he munched on Timothy and his wife instead. Let me just say this... there wasn't much left of them when their remains were found.
Well, back to this crazy woman, Valerie. Below is a video of her hand-feeding and petting a huge-ass shark. We'll read about her soon. Just Watch.
Filed Under:
Animal Kingdom,
Animals,
Disturbing Videos,
Great Sharks,
Grizzly Bears,
Grizzly Man,
sharks,
Stupid People,
Valerie Taylor,
videos,
What a Hot Mess
Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 12
LOL, why is it that it takes me almost a month to post an issue of, "Foods That Make You Cringe"? I think it's because the food is either disgusting or too scrumptious for me to post each week.
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| Pulled Pork & Mashed Potato Parfait |
Found online via Porky’s BBQ
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| Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cheesecake |
Found online via The Cheesecake Factory
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| The Corndog-Egg |
The Joys of Being a Parent: Words of Wisdom From A Kid
Cover Wars - Issue No. 3
It was during a dance routine by Billy and Kaitlyn on So You Think You Can Dance, that introduced us to Christina Perri's hit song, Jar of Hearts. The moment I heard it, I loved it.
I've experienced so much of what the song is trying to convey. I dated guys who were with me for only 2 or 3 months, then they'd leave. It was heart breaking. Furthermore, you'd see them with someone else a week or so later, crushing your heart even further. Then, they'd leave them too. These guys were just collecting their "jar of hearts," because unbeknownst to them, they were breaking people's hearts without a care in the world. I thank God everyday for giving me Ryan, who's been with me for 6 years!
This is only my third issue of the series, because of the amount of time it takes me to put this together. The premise behind "Cover Wars" is to get your opinion on who you think is the "best of the best" when a YouTube artist performs a cover to a popular hit, like Adele's current song, "Rolling in the Deep" or Madonna's, "Like A Prayer".
This week's battle has an unprecedented 16 contenders. I literally went through several hundred covers of Perri's song, to find the ones I wanted competing against each other. I chose 36 covers, and out of those 36, I siphoned out 20. It is now up to you to decide which of these 16 wins the battle. Out of all these, one of them made me shed a tear, can you guess which one that was?
I have listed each of the contestants in the playlist from 1-16, starting with the current reigning champ, Sam Tsui, and his cover of Jar of Hearts.
I've experienced so much of what the song is trying to convey. I dated guys who were with me for only 2 or 3 months, then they'd leave. It was heart breaking. Furthermore, you'd see them with someone else a week or so later, crushing your heart even further. Then, they'd leave them too. These guys were just collecting their "jar of hearts," because unbeknownst to them, they were breaking people's hearts without a care in the world. I thank God everyday for giving me Ryan, who's been with me for 6 years!This is only my third issue of the series, because of the amount of time it takes me to put this together. The premise behind "Cover Wars" is to get your opinion on who you think is the "best of the best" when a YouTube artist performs a cover to a popular hit, like Adele's current song, "Rolling in the Deep" or Madonna's, "Like A Prayer".
This week's battle has an unprecedented 16 contenders. I literally went through several hundred covers of Perri's song, to find the ones I wanted competing against each other. I chose 36 covers, and out of those 36, I siphoned out 20. It is now up to you to decide which of these 16 wins the battle. Out of all these, one of them made me shed a tear, can you guess which one that was?
I have listed each of the contestants in the playlist from 1-16, starting with the current reigning champ, Sam Tsui, and his cover of Jar of Hearts.
01. Sam Tsui02. Maddi Jane03. Quanah04. Kait Weston feat. Tyler Ward on Guitar05. Matt Beilis06. Sara Neimietz07. Kris Cunningham feat. Sophie Lowe08. Tiago Braga09. Ebony & Anth10. Step aka Fonzy9111. Alex G. feat. Jeff Hendrick on Guitar12. Umberto aka emotionsinfluences13. Brandon Skeie14. Omar15. Kevin16. Ben Chambers
Filed Under:
Cover Wars,
Covers,
musicians,
Sam Tsui,
videos,
You Tube Sensations
OMG Hilarious! - Couple
Filed Under:
comic strip,
Cyanide and Happiness,
funnies,
OMG Hilarious
The Real Jigsaw
Jigsaw has nothing on this guy. What Jigsaw creates in his movies is chicken poop to what Jeorg Sprave creates in reality. Seriously, only an insane person would spend the time and effort to create a contraption capable of slicing your head open? Okay, so maybe he's not insane, he is a good bloke it seems like.
Nope, he's insane, and if shooting circular sawblades is not your cup of tea, he's also created a slingshot for those of you who wish to hunt vampires.
I don't know about you, but I nominate Jeorg as the next contestant on Survivor (The SAW edition).
Filed Under:
Instructional Videos,
Jeorg Sprave,
Jigsaw,
SAW,
Slingshots,
videos
So Long As I Live
Yesterday, as you may recall, I made a promise to myself that I would never text while driving again.
As I got into my car, and drove out of the parking garage at work, I received a Facebook message alert on my phone. I immediately picked it up, and by force of habit started to reply, while at the same time looking down, looking up, "making sure" I didn't pass a stop sign, and run over a pedestrian. At that time, a lightbulb clicked in my head, and I remembered, NO MORE TEXTING. "But it's Facebook, I'm not texting anyone," I told myself, as I continued towards a stoplight.
Without hesitation, I immediately, and purposefully threw my phone the furthest away from me that I could - onto the other side of my passenger side seat (where I knew I couldn't reach it). I assured myself, that I wasn't going to risk my life or the lives of others any longer. I made a promise to myself, and to the world yesterday, And I was not going to break this promise.
In a few months, my sister Victoria, will be giving birth to her firstborn child - Ryan and I will become uncles for the first time, and there is no way in hell I'm going to risk losing each other's lives, because I played with a piece of technology. I think I can last 30 minutes to an hour without a phone, it will not kill me, but driving with it will.
At 6:30 PM today will be one whole day since I've stuck with my promise, and I will continue to do so, so long as I live.
If there is one video you should watch, this one's it - it's chilling, it will make you cry, and it will affect you in more ways than one. Please watch it.
As I got into my car, and drove out of the parking garage at work, I received a Facebook message alert on my phone. I immediately picked it up, and by force of habit started to reply, while at the same time looking down, looking up, "making sure" I didn't pass a stop sign, and run over a pedestrian. At that time, a lightbulb clicked in my head, and I remembered, NO MORE TEXTING. "But it's Facebook, I'm not texting anyone," I told myself, as I continued towards a stoplight.
Without hesitation, I immediately, and purposefully threw my phone the furthest away from me that I could - onto the other side of my passenger side seat (where I knew I couldn't reach it). I assured myself, that I wasn't going to risk my life or the lives of others any longer. I made a promise to myself, and to the world yesterday, And I was not going to break this promise.
In a few months, my sister Victoria, will be giving birth to her firstborn child - Ryan and I will become uncles for the first time, and there is no way in hell I'm going to risk losing each other's lives, because I played with a piece of technology. I think I can last 30 minutes to an hour without a phone, it will not kill me, but driving with it will.
At 6:30 PM today will be one whole day since I've stuck with my promise, and I will continue to do so, so long as I live.
If there is one video you should watch, this one's it - it's chilling, it will make you cry, and it will affect you in more ways than one. Please watch it.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
True Blood Shocker!
Want to know where Sookie ended up? Want to know who told her, "Sookie, you are mine" at the end of Season 3? And.......
Want to see who makes a surprising return with their very own Fairy Godmother?
Then, you'll want to see this.
HBO has released the first 3 minutes of their True Blood Season 4 premiere, and it's going to be ridiculously incredible! I cannot wait for the full episode to air on June 26th!
As you may know, at the end of season 3, Sookie was swooshed away by her Fairy Godmother... well, she ends up in fairyland, where everyone is chomping on some fruit that light's up like a Glo-worm. Funny thing is, it seems like everyone that eats the fruit, loses their memories, at least for the time-being.
Next, in what is the most memorable moment for me, Barry the bellboy makes a grand return, and with a Fairy Godmother whos' f*ckn hot, to say the least! Of course, it wouldn't be HBO without the fairies :-) No pun intended.
If you've read the books, or know a little about True Blood, Sookie and Bill's relationship hits a snag, so you know this season is going to be about who catches the fairy's affection. In this 30 second trailer below, you'll find out who said the line, "Sookie, you are mine," at the end of season 3. Was it Alcide, Eric, or Bill?
Then, you'll want to see this.
HBO has released the first 3 minutes of their True Blood Season 4 premiere, and it's going to be ridiculously incredible! I cannot wait for the full episode to air on June 26th!
As you may know, at the end of season 3, Sookie was swooshed away by her Fairy Godmother... well, she ends up in fairyland, where everyone is chomping on some fruit that light's up like a Glo-worm. Funny thing is, it seems like everyone that eats the fruit, loses their memories, at least for the time-being.
If you've read the books, or know a little about True Blood, Sookie and Bill's relationship hits a snag, so you know this season is going to be about who catches the fairy's affection. In this 30 second trailer below, you'll find out who said the line, "Sookie, you are mine," at the end of season 3. Was it Alcide, Eric, or Bill?
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Barry,
Bill Compton,
Episode Previews,
Eric Northman,
Fairy,
Fairy Godmothers,
HBO,
sookie,
teaser,
trailers,
True Blood,
videos
The World's Most Dangerous Animals - The Venomous Snake
Since we were on the subject of snakes yesterday, the next animal on my list of The World's Most Dangerous Animals is the Venomous Snake. According to Wikipedia there are over "2,900 species of snakes on the planet." Too bad we're not one of the countries who don't possess any whatsoever, Ireland, Iceland and New Zealand. Furthermore, "Of the 725 species of venomous snakes worldwide, only 250 are able to kill a human with one bite." If you get bitten by a snake, you should rush to the hospital. Do Not attempt to suck the venom out, cut the wound, or ice it. Head to the emergency room immediately. I found the subject on anti-venom particularly interesting, I guess because we live in the United States, where Rattlesnakes, Copperheads, and Cottonmouths reside.
I learned that in order to produce the anti-venom, scientists take the venom from Rattlesnakes, Copperheads and Cottonmouths and inject it into a horse (poor horsie), "in ever-increasing dosages" until the horse becomes immune to the venom. The mad scientists then draw blood from the horsie, separate the serum, purify, and freeze-dry it. They then return it to it's liquid state by adding sterile water - at this point it becomes anti-venom. I just hope you don't own a Cobra, Mamba or Taipan, those anti-venoms are species-specific.
I learned that in order to produce the anti-venom, scientists take the venom from Rattlesnakes, Copperheads and Cottonmouths and inject it into a horse (poor horsie), "in ever-increasing dosages" until the horse becomes immune to the venom. The mad scientists then draw blood from the horsie, separate the serum, purify, and freeze-dry it. They then return it to it's liquid state by adding sterile water - at this point it becomes anti-venom. I just hope you don't own a Cobra, Mamba or Taipan, those anti-venoms are species-specific.
Responsible for: An estimated 50-125,000 fatalities a year.
Hangs out in: Africa, Asia and North America.
Method of dispatch: Snakes are very fast and any part of the human body is a good place for a bite, seeing as the venom can flow into the bloodstream within minutes; although those near major veins and arteries will travel faster. Snakes use their venom to paralyse their prey. A fully grown king cobra can rear up so it looks a man in the eye; others can spit venom into the eye. Nasty.
Useful avoidance techniques: Unsurprisingly, most people come a cropper when they try to harass a snake or draw close to it. Snakes will usually only attack if they’re feeling threatened so the short answer is: stay away! Wear stout boots if hiking and check either side of paths. Don’t mess about looking under rocks or fallen vegetation as you’ll get more than you bargained for. If you come across a snake, back away very slowly, as it can strike to half its length and sudden movements are likely to alarm it.
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Animal Kingdom,
Animals,
Snakes,
The World's Most Dangerous Animals,
Venemous Snake
OMG Hilarious! - Futuristic
Filed Under:
comic strip,
Cyanide and Happiness,
funnies,
OMG Hilarious
Proclamation of Pride from Our President
As you may already know, June is Gay Pride Month in the United States. The start of gay pride month began with a proclamation from President Bill Clinton in 2000, the summer before President George W. Bush took office, and we've been celebrating it in June ever since. Whereas prior to 2000, pride parades, and festivities occurred throughout the year, with no set date in particular.
For the past three years, President Obama has issued a pride proclamation for the LGBT community. Let this month also remind you of the achievements he's made for our friends, family, co-workers, and citizens of this great nation who are gay.
Not once, did George W. Bush lift his hand to help us during the 8 years he held office, and I highly doubt any of the 2012 GOP presidential candidates are about to mention it either. Well.... maybe just one, Fred Karger, but the Republicans have disowned him (as is the norm), because he's GAY.
"Take pride in knowing you have a Democratic President in office, otherwise you could be sitting in prison, experiencing torture, and possibly death at the hands of a Republican one. Remember this when you're rights get taken away."
- Peter aka Blade7184
You can read the proclamation in it's entirety here.
The Woes of Being a Bad Parent - Dad Drops Daugther at Dodger's Game
You gotta love it when parents treat their children like objects. Simply drop your baby off a cliff, and catch a foul ball - just like this man. >>>
Well, he didn't drop her off a cliff, but he might as well have. What if the drop had been higher?
For every "Joy of Being a Parent" segment I post, there's got to be an opposite one. Hence, whenever I see a parent doing something stupid, I'll write a post titled, "The Woes of Being a Bad Parent."
Let's just hope he took the time to reflect on this, since everyone saw him do it.
Well, he didn't drop her off a cliff, but he might as well have. What if the drop had been higher?
For every "Joy of Being a Parent" segment I post, there's got to be an opposite one. Hence, whenever I see a parent doing something stupid, I'll write a post titled, "The Woes of Being a Bad Parent."
Let's just hope he took the time to reflect on this, since everyone saw him do it.
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Bad Parenting,
Children,
Disturbing Videos,
Kids,
The Woes of Being a Bad Parent,
videos
Kill Your Friends, Kill Your Family, But Don't Kill Mine
Okay, I'll be honest. I haven't been a strong supporter of this, because I'm always fumbling with my phone while driving. I'll say it again, I text while driving, And so do many millions of other people around the world, primarily teens. After watching this video, I'm seriously re-evaluating how I use my phone while driving, and this includes multi-tasking.
In this UK public service announcement, a girl is texting her friend James, while her other friends are in the car with her. Within seconds, she's not only managed to kill her friends, but she's managed to kill several other people on the highway, including the parents of a baby and a child.
If you don't want to see the video, because you feel what I'm saying is rubbish, then your life, your family's, and your friends' lives are in your hands. After watching this video this morning, I can promise you now, I will never be texting while driving again. And if I'm driving with others, I will let another passenger text for me while I drive. Three weeks ago, a co-worker's son lost his God-daughter to texting and driving. It was really hard watching my co-worker grieve during this period. I can't imagine losing someone at the young age of 17, it is beyond anything I could ever comprehend.
In this UK public service announcement, a girl is texting her friend James, while her other friends are in the car with her. Within seconds, she's not only managed to kill her friends, but she's managed to kill several other people on the highway, including the parents of a baby and a child.If you don't want to see the video, because you feel what I'm saying is rubbish, then your life, your family's, and your friends' lives are in your hands. After watching this video this morning, I can promise you now, I will never be texting while driving again. And if I'm driving with others, I will let another passenger text for me while I drive. Three weeks ago, a co-worker's son lost his God-daughter to texting and driving. It was really hard watching my co-worker grieve during this period. I can't imagine losing someone at the young age of 17, it is beyond anything I could ever comprehend.
DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE!
How Do You Like Your Eggs?
Wow, yesterday I introduced you to the Six Degrees of Steak Doneness, and now I bring you this, The Egg Chart! The next time you're sitting at your local Denny's or Ihop, make sure the waiter understands how you like your eggs. And if he still doesn't get it, print this out, take it with you, and pull out your huevos! I'm sure he'll understand then. Hopefully he's a hottie. :-).
And if you wish to see the degrees of doneness for your eggs, I found this useful guide online as well.
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Charts,
Cooking,
Denny's,
Educational,
I Love Charts,
Ihop,
Instructional,
Restaurants
The Battle Rounds - Week 4
Last night, my partner Ryan, and I watched the final Battle Round of The Voice, and I'd have to say, I was really disappointed with the Judges this time around. I don't think they were thinking straight, or maybe they were so tired from a full day of coaching their teams, that the last round didn't matter to them as much.
Maybe I shouldn't be so harsh. Surprisingly, I felt Blake made the right decision this week, and I blatantly disagreed with Christina's and Cee Lo's choices.
It's all or nothing for these ladies and gents - next week is the Live performances. We'll get to see how well they were coached by their judges.
I have posted each week's Battle Rounds on my blog, so click one of the links below if you wish to see the battles for the first time or watch them again at your own leisure.
Battle Round - Week 1
Battle Round - Week 2
Battle Round - Week 3
Here's a look at last night's battle rounds...
In the following video, Jeff Jenkins and Casey Desmond battle it out, singing, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" by Elton John
In the following video, Xenia Martinez and Sara Oromchi battle it out, singing, "I'll Stand By You" by The Pretenders
In the following video, Cherie Oakley and Lily Elise battle it out, singing, "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson
In the following video, Emily Valentine and Curtis Grimes battle it out, singing, "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum
Remember! Next week the show goes LIVE; Make sure to watch it!
Maybe I shouldn't be so harsh. Surprisingly, I felt Blake made the right decision this week, and I blatantly disagreed with Christina's and Cee Lo's choices.
It's all or nothing for these ladies and gents - next week is the Live performances. We'll get to see how well they were coached by their judges.
I have posted each week's Battle Rounds on my blog, so click one of the links below if you wish to see the battles for the first time or watch them again at your own leisure.
Battle Round - Week 1
Battle Round - Week 2
Battle Round - Week 3
Here's a look at last night's battle rounds...
In the following video, Jeff Jenkins and Casey Desmond battle it out, singing, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" by Elton John
I already knew who I wanted to win this round. I wanted Jeff to take this one home, but after watching Casey give him a run for his money, it left me speechless. They worked really well together and their chemistry was fantastic, but in the end I felt Jeff should take it home, because of his vocal ability. Adam Levine made the right decision, and went along with me on this. :-). Continuing from last week's record, I'm 11-2.
In the following video, Xenia Martinez and Sara Oromchi battle it out, singing, "I'll Stand By You" by The Pretenders
What a Hot Mess! Both of these girls were shy from the 'get-go.' It was evident in their coaching segment with Blake and his mentor, Reba McEntire. While I felt Sara Oromchi had this to win it, she didn't perform it well enough to take it home. Xenia wasn't any better either, but there's something about her voice that draws me to her. She's soft, but I believe with the right coaching, she can do more with her voice than Sara. I'm not sure if Blake is the right coach for the job, but he did agree with me on choosing Xenia for the win 12-2.
In the following video, Cherie Oakley and Lily Elise battle it out, singing, "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson
I don't know what the hell Christina was thinking. Lily? Really? She was mediocre at best. I'm sorry, but it was so obvious Cherie won this round, all the other judges agreed as well. I do commend Reba McEntire for bringing up the fact that Cherie wrote a hit song for her. She's a true diva! As for the disaster that was Lily, I think Christina picked her over Cherie, because of the slutty outfit she was wearing, and not for her vocal incapability. She could have done so much more with Cherie, she was belting it out like nobody's mama. 12-3
In the following video, Emily Valentine and Curtis Grimes battle it out, singing, "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum
What a great way to end the Battle Rounds! Well, not so great, because the one I chose didn't cross Cee Lo's mind. But it was the greatest performance of the evening. Emily and Curtis ended their performance with a kiss, and what a kiss it was. We all knew Emily had a crush on Curtis, because she didn't stop saying it throughout the show last night, but the kiss was definitely unexpected. They were truly amazing together. I felt Cee Lo would've been better off with Emily, because of her vocal range. I thought she could take it further than Curtis, because he sings country, and country star usually stick to their own genre of music. They don't broaden their horizons, and use their vocal ability to move beyond that. Good job to both of them though. 12-4
Remember! Next week the show goes LIVE; Make sure to watch it!
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
OMG Hilarious! - Paper Mache
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comic strip,
Cyanide and Happiness,
funnies,
OMG Hilarious
Snakes On A....
Snakes On A... Garage door????
This is what a co-worker found on her garage door this past weekend? A baby Water Moccasin (cottonmouth) - a very venomous snake! And another co-worker found a 4 or 5 foot snake on her newly minted deck, she's not sure which species it belonged to, but it terrified her.
Imagine coming home from the grocery store one day, and there's this slimy friend waiting to greet you. The thought is unimaginable, it would freak the hell out of me beyond belief. Come to think of it, I'm cleaning my garage out this weekend. Lord knows I'm creating a breeding ground for snakes.
Drought conditions and snakes coming out of hibernation are what's causing all of this. Not to mention, it's breeding season for these monsters. The most likely reason people are seeing snakes in their yards, is because they're looking for water and food. To learn more about the most-venomous snakes in Texas, you can visit A&M's Veterinary Medicine website to read this article, Venomous Snakes of Texas, and also, When The Snakes Come Marching In. These were very informative articles - better to be prepared, than not at all.
This is what a co-worker found on her garage door this past weekend? A baby Water Moccasin (cottonmouth) - a very venomous snake! And another co-worker found a 4 or 5 foot snake on her newly minted deck, she's not sure which species it belonged to, but it terrified her.
Imagine coming home from the grocery store one day, and there's this slimy friend waiting to greet you. The thought is unimaginable, it would freak the hell out of me beyond belief. Come to think of it, I'm cleaning my garage out this weekend. Lord knows I'm creating a breeding ground for snakes.
Drought conditions and snakes coming out of hibernation are what's causing all of this. Not to mention, it's breeding season for these monsters. The most likely reason people are seeing snakes in their yards, is because they're looking for water and food. To learn more about the most-venomous snakes in Texas, you can visit A&M's Veterinary Medicine website to read this article, Venomous Snakes of Texas, and also, When The Snakes Come Marching In. These were very informative articles - better to be prepared, than not at all.
Filed Under:
Animal Kingdom,
Animals,
Snakes,
Water Moccasin (Cottonmouth)
The Six Degrees of Steak Doneness
Ever go to a restaurant, order a steak, and you're never exactly sure how it's cooked, or wonder how much blood you'll find dripping off your plate?
Well... here's the chart of all cooking charts. You can now determine how precise your steak is cooked the next time you visit your local Outback Steakhouse, Red Lobster, or Texas Roadhouse. A little on the bloody side or the burnt side, you decide.
I know how to cook steaks, because of my countless years in the restaurant business, but for most folks, they have no idea. So print this out, take it with you, and the next time you learn your steak wasn't done to perfection, pull out your meat and show it to your waiter - hopefully he's hot. :-)
Well... here's the chart of all cooking charts. You can now determine how precise your steak is cooked the next time you visit your local Outback Steakhouse, Red Lobster, or Texas Roadhouse. A little on the bloody side or the burnt side, you decide.
I know how to cook steaks, because of my countless years in the restaurant business, but for most folks, they have no idea. So print this out, take it with you, and the next time you learn your steak wasn't done to perfection, pull out your meat and show it to your waiter - hopefully he's hot. :-)
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Charts,
Cooking,
I Love Charts,
Instructional,
Meat,
Outback Steakhouse,
Red Lobster,
Restaurants,
Steaks,
Texas Roadhouse
Monday, May 30, 2011
Memorial Day - Think About It!!!
I actually posted this in May of 2007, but there is no time like the present to re-post one of my old posts, especially in a momentous occasion such as this. I did a few edits, due to it being 4 years since 2007. I'm so happy I found it; it took me almost an hour to find it on my old MySpace Blogs.
In times like these, Memorial Day shouldn't be treated like most national holidays. It deserves better.
For far too many people, Memorial Day is defined more by backyard cookouts and department store sales than by the memory of the servicemen and women who died defending this country. In this way, the day is much like the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving and Christmas - a national holiday diminished by commercialism and indifference.
This is no appeal to partisanship. The men and women of our armed forces are citizen soldiers, not members of sectarian brigades. They have sworn an oath to the nation, not to the Republican or Democratic parties. And they do their duty regardless of which political party controls the White House.
So it shouldn't matter whether you support or oppose U.S. involvement in Iraq or Afghanistan. On this Memorial Day, we all ought to honor the more than 5,000 Americans who have died in this conflict.
As Abraham Lincoln said of the Civil War dead in his Gettysburg Address, they gave their "last full measure of devotion" to this nation. So it isn't asking too much for us to take a day to remember them.
Ironically, while many of the politicians debating the U.S. role in Iraq and Afghanistan are well-known to us, the names of most of our war dead are not. For most Americans, they're just numbers in a growing list of men and women who didn't return home alive.
We owe it to their families and friends to pause on Memorial Day - not for a grilled hamburger or a department store sale - but to praise the courage and sacrifices of those who have died in Iraq. The debate that now rages between the Republican White House and the Democratically controlled Congress over U.S. involvement in Iraq shouldn't blind us to this responsibility.
If ever there was a time for the people of this country to find common ground, to stand together and put aside our differences, this Memorial Day is it.
In times like these, Memorial Day shouldn't be treated like most national holidays. It deserves better.
For far too many people, Memorial Day is defined more by backyard cookouts and department store sales than by the memory of the servicemen and women who died defending this country. In this way, the day is much like the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving and Christmas - a national holiday diminished by commercialism and indifference.
This is no appeal to partisanship. The men and women of our armed forces are citizen soldiers, not members of sectarian brigades. They have sworn an oath to the nation, not to the Republican or Democratic parties. And they do their duty regardless of which political party controls the White House.
So it shouldn't matter whether you support or oppose U.S. involvement in Iraq or Afghanistan. On this Memorial Day, we all ought to honor the more than 5,000 Americans who have died in this conflict.
As Abraham Lincoln said of the Civil War dead in his Gettysburg Address, they gave their "last full measure of devotion" to this nation. So it isn't asking too much for us to take a day to remember them.
Ironically, while many of the politicians debating the U.S. role in Iraq and Afghanistan are well-known to us, the names of most of our war dead are not. For most Americans, they're just numbers in a growing list of men and women who didn't return home alive.
We owe it to their families and friends to pause on Memorial Day - not for a grilled hamburger or a department store sale - but to praise the courage and sacrifices of those who have died in Iraq. The debate that now rages between the Republican White House and the Democratically controlled Congress over U.S. involvement in Iraq shouldn't blind us to this responsibility.
If ever there was a time for the people of this country to find common ground, to stand together and put aside our differences, this Memorial Day is it.
Filed Under:
In Rememberance,
Iraq War,
Memorial Day,
National Holidays,
United States Military
OMG Hilarious! - Outdoors
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comic strip,
Cyanide and Happiness,
funnies,
OMG Hilarious
What a Hot Mess: The Wonder Woman Shorts That Could Have Been
The more I think about it, I'm so glad the new Wonder Woman series wasn't picked up. After seeing this hot mess today, the show was bound for a disaster.The actress, the costume design, just about everything was going wrong when it was thrown out by NBC. I can't say much about the script, because I never read it, but after hearing from folks who have, I'm going to refrain from reading it. I've have such a high regard for David E. Kelly, that if I were to find out he wrote a hot mess, I would be disappointed.
And what is up with those shorts? The belt itself, covers the whole damn outfit! Ugh! Why can't we get Wonder Woman off the ground! The Justice League is nothing without Wonder Woman.
Filed Under:
David E. Kelley,
DC Comics,
Justice League,
What a Hot Mess,
Wonder Woman
American Pride - Issue No. 1
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American Flag,
American Pride,
AP,
Hot Legs,
Jean Products,
Sunglasses,
swimsuits
Keeping It Old Skool - Issue No. 9 - Battle of the Nerf
I'm sure by now every kid in America has grown up playing with some type of Nerf product. Growing up I used to play with the guns and sportballs, they were so much fun. Of course back in the 80's we didn't have quite the selection they do now. Watching this video brings back memories, it was definitely fun to watch.
Most of the toys are made of a foam-based material and are neon in color. Parker Brothers created the toy in 1969, according to Wikipedia, but didn't really take off until the 1980's and 1990's.
Caution:
Watch as these kids partake in a violent nerf battle, but it's unlike any you've seen before. This one comes complete with blood and gore. Kudos to whoever put this together, though, it may not be suitable for children to watch. LOL. literally.
Most of the toys are made of a foam-based material and are neon in color. Parker Brothers created the toy in 1969, according to Wikipedia, but didn't really take off until the 1980's and 1990's.
Caution:
Watch as these kids partake in a violent nerf battle, but it's unlike any you've seen before. This one comes complete with blood and gore. Kudos to whoever put this together, though, it may not be suitable for children to watch. LOL. literally.
Movie Posters Redone
Check out these humorous poster designs by brickhut, these are a few of my favorite.
I especially love The Breakfast Club. Priceless.
I especially love The Breakfast Club. Priceless.
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Comical,
Movie Parodies,
Movie Posters,
Parody,
Posters
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